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Was/is anyone here an HONEST biller in biglaw?

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers,...
chestnut juggernaut stead
  05/22/25
Look at this fucking nerd using a timer
Bat-shit-crazy mother home
  05/23/25
230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 ...
wild irradiated macaca prole
  05/23/25
lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turn...
Stimulating mildly autistic feces nowag
  05/22/25
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Milky Base Milk
  05/22/25
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Transparent house-broken bawdyhouse gaming laptop
  05/22/25
When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.
slimy bateful faggotry
  05/22/25
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Contagious Immigrant Place Of Business
  05/22/25
I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best a...
poppy pit
  05/22/25
Partner: Please see me
slimy bateful faggotry
  05/22/25
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Contagious Immigrant Place Of Business
  05/22/25
I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.
poppy pit
  05/22/25
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Milky Base Milk
  05/22/25
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glittery background story university
  05/23/25
the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large re...
Angry locus antidepressant drug
  05/22/25
why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud
wild irradiated macaca prole
  05/23/25
On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip...
vengeful honey-headed toilet seat whorehouse
  05/22/25
18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% o...
Milky Base Milk
  05/22/25
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vengeful honey-headed toilet seat whorehouse
  05/22/25
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Ebony Doobsian Affirmative Action Library
  05/22/25
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slimy bateful faggotry
  05/23/25
My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote a...
slimy bateful faggotry
  05/22/25
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Stimulating mildly autistic feces nowag
  05/22/25
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Diverse senate
  05/22/25
Any time I've been honest I've been passed up or fired Wh...
Diverse senate
  05/22/25
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Claret vivacious elastic band set
  05/22/25
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Milky Base Milk
  05/22/25
what happens when the truth comes out later?
chestnut juggernaut stead
  05/22/25
Never does imo It's all a big ponzi scheme and everyone e...
Diverse senate
  05/22/25
people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and...
haunting office
  05/23/25
I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type ...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  05/22/25
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glittery background story university
  05/23/25
While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I ne...
big twinkling coffee pot headpube
  05/22/25
(superstar biglawyer)
soul-stirring party of the first part mental disorder
  05/22/25
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haunting office
  05/23/25
self preservation through mental gymnastics we're all good ...
stirring area
  05/23/25
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chestnut juggernaut stead
  05/22/25
If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to ...
copper insane boistinker
  05/22/25
>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 1...
Stimulating mildly autistic feces nowag
  05/22/25
For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're ans...
copper insane boistinker
  05/22/25
wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow
Peach multi-billionaire
  05/22/25
When its super slow, they should. When its just a short ...
copper insane boistinker
  05/22/25
im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employ...
Peach multi-billionaire
  05/22/25
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slimy bateful faggotry
  05/23/25
this guy gets it
wild irradiated macaca prole
  05/23/25
I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the...
zippy box office
  05/22/25
(Wachtel)
slimy bateful faggotry
  05/23/25
Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours b...
dashing light station psychic
  05/23/25
The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is ...
Stimulating mildly autistic feces nowag
  05/23/25
Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbil...
lime step-uncle's house
  05/23/25
I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our ...
Ruddy idiotic forum crotch
  05/23/25
I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often t...
arousing navy ladyboy meetinghouse
  05/23/25
lol
Bat-shit-crazy mother home
  05/23/25
At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was c...
Bat-shit-crazy mother home
  05/23/25
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Ruddy idiotic forum crotch
  05/23/25
The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that y...
Cordovan hospital nibblets
  05/23/25
I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarmi...
lime step-uncle's house
  05/23/25
Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?
Ebony Doobsian Affirmative Action Library
  05/23/25


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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: chestnut juggernaut stead

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers, browsing the internet for personal stuff, using the restroom.

also, if I accidentally left my timer running when I wasn't working, I subtracted the excess time based on my rough estimate.

under this system, the most i ever billed in a month was 230, and that was absolutely hellish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953664)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mother home

Look at this fucking nerd using a timer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955796)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: wild irradiated macaca prole

230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 a month but actually workd like a hundred or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48956128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Stimulating mildly autistic feces nowag

lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turning it off. are u a fempoaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953677)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Milky Base Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Transparent house-broken bawdyhouse gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953683)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: slimy bateful faggotry

When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Contagious Immigrant Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953696)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: poppy pit

I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best and adding value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: slimy bateful faggotry

Partner: Please see me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953711)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Contagious Immigrant Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953719)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: poppy pit

I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Milky Base Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953776)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: glittery background story university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48956167)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Angry locus antidepressant drug

the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large reason why I left biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: wild irradiated macaca prole

why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48956129)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: vengeful honey-headed toilet seat whorehouse

On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip” for your services.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953725)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Milky Base Milk

18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% or even 22%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953779)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: vengeful honey-headed toilet seat whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953815)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Ebony Doobsian Affirmative Action Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953820)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: slimy bateful faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955678)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: slimy bateful faggotry

My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote an essay admitting to billing fraud and Sidley was like, “we checked and everything looked good to us. Here’s a ten percent rebate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953784)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Stimulating mildly autistic feces nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Diverse senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953844)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Diverse senate

Any time I've been honest I've been passed up or fired

When applying I'd give honest solid resumes all passed up

Then I lie even a little bit and they all bite

I tell clients realistic timetables that are still aggressive but reasonable passed or fired eventually

Now I straight up lie

Employment is a satanic system built around forcing u to lie cheat and steal in some sick humiliation ritual

Few ever see the truth about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Claret vivacious elastic band set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953819)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Milky Base Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48953828)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: chestnut juggernaut stead

what happens when the truth comes out later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48954139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Diverse senate

Never does imo

It's all a big ponzi scheme and everyone else is in on it trying not to be caught

Seems like u only get "caught" if u step out of line politically (call out jews etc) or are bottom of the barrel and are essentially a Aztec pyramid blood sacrifice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48954150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: haunting office

people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and women struggle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955867)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type of bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48954460)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: glittery background story university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48956169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: big twinkling coffee pot headpube

While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I never billed for more than the "value" of my work product. So yes I was honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48954471)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring party of the first part mental disorder

(superstar biglawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48954578)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: haunting office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955868)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: stirring area

self preservation through mental gymnastics

we're all good people, right? especially me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48956161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: chestnut juggernaut stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48954529)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: copper insane boistinker

If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to dock their pay because when the orders got slow, they chatted with their cowrker rather than mopped the floor.

The same thing applies to law. You take the time you were at work, working, and you divide proportionally.

It's not natural for a person to read 500 pages of bonds without a break - in fact most research says you need to take periodic breaks for your mind to regenerate.

YOu shouldn't "pause your timer" after draftig some document because you're taking a lap to the water cooler or checking Facebook for a bit because you can't rewrite Section 13.6 e.

Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

My point being that whenever your brain is required to be in "work mode" - someone should be paying for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955165)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Stimulating mildly autistic feces nowag

>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

so what do you bill for that? 1.25 to me makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955247)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: copper insane boistinker

For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're answering multiple hours then i feel like the entire time is fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955262)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Peach multi-billionaire

wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: copper insane boistinker

When its super slow, they should.

When its just a short break, people would quit if they were expected to be fully working 100% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955278)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Peach multi-billionaire

im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employees can actually quit. thats mickey d's whole business model.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955287)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: slimy bateful faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: wild irradiated macaca prole

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48956141)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: zippy box office

I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the client. If I work hard on something but don't end up with a product that helps the client very much then I will actually underbill for my hours spent. Usually the product is good, though, and then I'm pretty fucking loose in my billing. Me and everyone else I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955307)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: slimy bateful faggotry

(Wachtel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955681)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: dashing light station psychic

Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours by 50% without drawing suspicion? 1500 gets you fired, 2250 gets you a bonus. The only people who ever get caught do colossally stupid shit like bill more than 24 hours in a day, bill for work that was never done, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955722)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Stimulating mildly autistic feces nowag

The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is that the firm WANTS you to inflate your bill by 50%. Incentives are entirely aligned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955798)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: lime step-uncle's house

Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbilling by 200-500%, not flame. It's like the young woman who spends too long with one foot out the door, or the dude with developing mental illness who's unable to do more than an hour or two of work a couple times a week. And they're ID'd for qualitative reasons, not the billing itself, which is often a straight-up pretext to expedite getting rid of the person.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955831)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Ruddy idiotic forum crotch

I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our faggy billing system automatically populated 8 hours on holidays. I think this was for the benefit of the hourly employees, but it carried over for salaried lawyers too. Anyway, I ended up working an 18 hour day on Thanksgiving, which the system wouldn't accept. Getting that sorted with the billing system retard was a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48956150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: arousing navy ladyboy meetinghouse

I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often to the benefit of nobody (lots of contingency matters).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955792)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mother home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mother home

At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was considered a top associate we had a universal understanding on asshole taxes for work that came in Friday afternoon with a “don’t kill your self on this, Monday AM is fine for a markup”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Ruddy idiotic forum crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48956165)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Cordovan hospital nibblets

The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that you never log anything less than a 0.4 even if you spend 30 seconds on it because whatever you’re doing is taking you away from something else you could be doing and billing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955837)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: lime step-uncle's house

I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarming to hear about a partner looking out for a young person like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48955848)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Ebony Doobsian Affirmative Action Library

Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2Elisa#48956178)