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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Titillating jewess
  07/11/25
I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place dow...
angry tank
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judgmental market
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Slate fiercely-loyal school
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bull headed church nowag
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provocative friendly grandma
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
sticky property
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Talented doctorate
  07/11/25
OP is JM
bipolar brunch
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Wonderful High-end Legend
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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vibrant boiling water
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Slate fiercely-loyal school
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provocative friendly grandma
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electric flirting pocket flask hominid
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send reinforcements
swashbuckling ebony institution
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
fragrant pit community account
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Titillating jewess
  07/11/25
Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
judgmental market
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
Insecure galvanic sneaky criminal telephone
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Copper Gaping Filthpig
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
Henna vigorous preventive strike point
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Titillating jewess

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: angry tank

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Appetizing pontificating stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: electric flirting pocket flask hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: sticky property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093349)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Pungent rambunctious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093361)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: judgmental market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Exciting haunting stead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: stimulating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Slate fiercely-loyal school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: bull headed church nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: provocative friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: sticky property

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Talented doctorate

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: bipolar brunch

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Wonderful High-end Legend

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Titillating jewess

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: vibrant boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Cracking Center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Wonderful High-end Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Rose doobsian space main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Charismatic Cerise Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Slate fiercely-loyal school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: provocative friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: electric flirting pocket flask hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling ebony institution

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: fragrant pit community account

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Titillating jewess

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: judgmental market

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Insecure galvanic sneaky criminal telephone

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: stimulating patrolman

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Glassy lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Copper Gaping Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Henna vigorous preventive strike point

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Titillating jewess

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: electric flirting pocket flask hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: provocative friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: vibrant boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring mint clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Wonderful High-end Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49095575)