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NSAM is an expert on everything. Spiders, geopolitics, fedgov. Imagine his IQ.

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Magenta gaping
  01/08/26
it’s an irrational number.
awkward kitchen
  01/08/26
he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane
Magenta gaping
  01/08/26
We had to replace :D.
Painfully Honest Glittery Set
  01/08/26
Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
over 9000 for sure
Magenta gaping
  01/08/26
Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range
Magenta gaping
  01/08/26
To be fair, Cons silent, as usual.
odious corner coffee pot
  01/08/26
PC builds Korea Every US city with >750K ppl Cor...
costumed turdskin
  01/08/26
You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an hones...
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent ni...
costumed turdskin
  01/08/26
SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude...
Magenta gaping
  01/08/26
Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
Automobiles The military History
Magenta gaping
  01/08/26
CORN!!!
godawful hairraiser affirmative action
  01/08/26
can i get a link to corn expertise.
emerald property electric furnace
  01/08/26
quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts
Heady Well-lubricated Crotch Public Bath
  01/08/26
napalm renaissance philosophy identifying rsf alts
lascivious ocher voyeur telephone
  01/08/26
1970s prog rock
godawful hairraiser affirmative action
  01/08/26
link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?
Provocative pale locus
  01/08/26
New one just dropped https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
hyperventilating charismatic shitlib library
  01/08/26
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Magenta gaping
  01/08/26
Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
incorrect
sienna appetizing casino karate
  01/08/26
No, it's correct. You're just an idiot
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
Keep going.
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo ...
awkward kitchen
  01/08/26
He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven
Medicated Galvanic Theater
  01/08/26
To be fair, Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's coun...
odious corner coffee pot
  01/08/26
He's 180
twinkling blathering genital piercing windowlicker
  01/08/26
Criminal law too
dark high-end laser beams azn
  01/08/26
Immigration law too
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
Oh, the majesty
Medicated Galvanic Theater
  01/08/26
all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power...
lascivious ocher voyeur telephone
  01/08/26
he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills....
awkward kitchen
  01/08/26
and more unhinged
lascivious ocher voyeur telephone
  01/08/26
NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three p...
Medicated Galvanic Theater
  01/08/26
and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct...
lascivious ocher voyeur telephone
  01/08/26
...
Provocative pale locus
  01/08/26
Devastating
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
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Heady Well-lubricated Crotch Public Bath
  01/08/26
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big sinister useless brakes range
  01/08/26
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godawful hairraiser affirmative action
  01/08/26
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Ruby Brunch
  01/09/26
what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.
lake gay wizard parlour
  01/08/26
Whales
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
Nuclear physics
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
To be fair, He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poa...
odious corner coffee pot
  01/08/26
Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundred...
lascivious ocher voyeur telephone
  01/08/26
...
Heady Well-lubricated Crotch Public Bath
  01/08/26
...
odious corner coffee pot
  01/08/26
...
Provocative pale locus
  01/08/26
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lime duck-like crackhouse hairy legs
  01/09/26
Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a t...
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26
To be fair, CR brother, you tell 'em.
odious corner coffee pot
  01/08/26
TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car? NSAM: Acciden...
lascivious ocher voyeur telephone
  01/08/26
Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein
talented umber mad-dog skullcap
  01/08/26


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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Magenta gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573278)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: awkward kitchen

it’s an irrational number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573283)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Magenta gaping

he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573292)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Glittery Set

We had to replace :D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573542)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573291)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Magenta gaping

over 9000 for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573293)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573297)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Magenta gaping

Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573301)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: odious corner coffee pot

To be fair,

Cons silent, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574394)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: costumed turdskin

PC builds

Korea

Every US city with >750K ppl

Corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573296)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an honest answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573299)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: costumed turdskin

You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent nihilist lunatic because it’s an optimal happiness IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573305)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Magenta gaping

SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude more intelligent than SP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573307)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573308)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Magenta gaping

Automobiles

The military

History

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573300)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: godawful hairraiser affirmative action

CORN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573312)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: emerald property electric furnace

can i get a link to corn expertise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573745)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Heady Well-lubricated Crotch Public Bath

quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573316)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: lascivious ocher voyeur telephone

napalm

renaissance philosophy

identifying rsf alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573325)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: godawful hairraiser affirmative action

1970s prog rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573341)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Provocative pale locus

link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573505)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating charismatic shitlib library

New one just dropped

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819304&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Magenta gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573474)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573481)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: sienna appetizing casino karate

incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573487)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

No, it's correct. You're just an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573489)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Keep going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573410)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: awkward kitchen

the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo da vinci + newton has no job, friends, hobbies, money, family, irl accomplishments, or legacy, and spends all day every day getting made fun of by 10 bald lawyers. the burden of genius, i suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573517)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Medicated Galvanic Theater

He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573565)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: odious corner coffee pot

To be fair,

Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's counting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574395)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: twinkling blathering genital piercing windowlicker

He's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573519)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: dark high-end laser beams azn

Criminal law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573521)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Immigration law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573528)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Medicated Galvanic Theater

Oh, the majesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573552)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: lascivious ocher voyeur telephone

all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power of his lexis clippy chatbot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573557)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: awkward kitchen

he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573651)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: lascivious ocher voyeur telephone

and more unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574128)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Medicated Galvanic Theater

NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three people who've never been in my kitchen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573563)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: lascivious ocher voyeur telephone

and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct! and his wager... "cons?"

NSAM wins again, running up the score on his jeopardy champion MFE streak to 5,236 days!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573571)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Provocative pale locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573575)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573577)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Heady Well-lubricated Crotch Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573598)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: big sinister useless brakes range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573657)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: godawful hairraiser affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573676)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: Ruby Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574954)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: lake gay wizard parlour

what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573706)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Whales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573713)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Nuclear physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574131)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: odious corner coffee pot

To be fair,

He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poasted here. Most educated and insightful, too.

...the fact that he just coincidentally happens to be a totally insane and hilariously self-impressed middle-aged Jewish schizophrenic former government worker with no life, no career, no family, and no friends who megapoasts on internet forums for 18 hours a day every single day is what makes this so crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574393)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: lascivious ocher voyeur telephone

Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundreds of dollars on corn hoarding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574399)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Heady Well-lubricated Crotch Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574401)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: odious corner coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Provocative pale locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574430)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:27 AM
Author: lime duck-like crackhouse hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574962)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a tail, and just a few weeks ago Voyager confirmed

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400223&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574397)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:21 PM
Author: odious corner coffee pot

To be fair,

CR brother, you tell 'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574403)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: lascivious ocher voyeur telephone

TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car?

NSAM: Accidentally figured out Spacecraft design while eating a bowl of corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574405)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: talented umber mad-dog skullcap

Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574432)