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NSAM is an expert on everything. Spiders, geopolitics, fedgov. Imagine his IQ.

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Fishy Candlestick Maker
  01/08/26
it’s an irrational number.
histrionic sound barrier
  01/08/26
he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane
Fishy Candlestick Maker
  01/08/26
We had to replace :D.
contagious pocket flask tanning salon
  01/08/26
Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
over 9000 for sure
Fishy Candlestick Maker
  01/08/26
Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range
Fishy Candlestick Maker
  01/08/26
To be fair, Cons silent, as usual.
Crawly Institution National Security Agency
  01/08/26
PC builds Korea Every US city with >750K ppl Cor...
Exhilarant locus
  01/08/26
You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an hones...
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent ni...
Exhilarant locus
  01/08/26
SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude...
Fishy Candlestick Maker
  01/08/26
Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
Automobiles The military History
Fishy Candlestick Maker
  01/08/26
CORN!!!
very tactful chad
  01/08/26
can i get a link to corn expertise.
Passionate home hissy fit
  01/08/26
quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts
hairraiser mustard meetinghouse
  01/08/26
napalm renaissance philosophy identifying rsf alts
Pea-brained unhinged corner
  01/08/26
1970s prog rock
very tactful chad
  01/08/26
link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?
Big godawful chapel
  01/08/26
New one just dropped https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Lascivious cobalt ladyboy bawdyhouse
  01/08/26
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Fishy Candlestick Maker
  01/08/26
Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
incorrect
Grizzly deep masturbator
  01/08/26
No, it's correct. You're just an idiot
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
Keep going.
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo ...
histrionic sound barrier
  01/08/26
He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven
chestnut spectacular death wish
  01/08/26
To be fair, Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's coun...
Crawly Institution National Security Agency
  01/08/26
He's 180
internet-worthy learning disabled abode scourge upon the earth
  01/08/26
Criminal law too
arousing son of senegal church building
  01/08/26
Immigration law too
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
Oh, the majesty
chestnut spectacular death wish
  01/08/26
all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power...
Pea-brained unhinged corner
  01/08/26
he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills....
histrionic sound barrier
  01/08/26
and more unhinged
Pea-brained unhinged corner
  01/08/26
NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three p...
chestnut spectacular death wish
  01/08/26
and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct...
Pea-brained unhinged corner
  01/08/26
...
Big godawful chapel
  01/08/26
Devastating
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
...
hairraiser mustard meetinghouse
  01/08/26
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hideous sooty theater fat ankles
  01/08/26
...
very tactful chad
  01/08/26
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mind-boggling sticky prole
  01/09/26
what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.
high-end mischievous fanboi
  01/08/26
Whales
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
Nuclear physics
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
To be fair, He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poa...
Crawly Institution National Security Agency
  01/08/26
Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundred...
Pea-brained unhinged corner
  01/08/26
...
hairraiser mustard meetinghouse
  01/08/26
...
Crawly Institution National Security Agency
  01/08/26
...
Big godawful chapel
  01/08/26
...
cerebral lemon whorehouse
  01/09/26
Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a t...
red boyish associate
  01/08/26
To be fair, CR brother, you tell 'em.
Crawly Institution National Security Agency
  01/08/26
TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car? NSAM: Acciden...
Pea-brained unhinged corner
  01/08/26
Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein
red boyish associate
  01/08/26


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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Fishy Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573278)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: histrionic sound barrier

it’s an irrational number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573283)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Fishy Candlestick Maker

he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573292)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: contagious pocket flask tanning salon

We had to replace :D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573542)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573291)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Fishy Candlestick Maker

over 9000 for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573293)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573297)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Fishy Candlestick Maker

Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573301)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Crawly Institution National Security Agency

To be fair,

Cons silent, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574394)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant locus

PC builds

Korea

Every US city with >750K ppl

Corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573296)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: red boyish associate

You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an honest answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573299)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant locus

You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent nihilist lunatic because it’s an optimal happiness IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573305)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Fishy Candlestick Maker

SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude more intelligent than SP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573307)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573308)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Fishy Candlestick Maker

Automobiles

The military

History

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573300)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: very tactful chad

CORN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573312)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Passionate home hissy fit

can i get a link to corn expertise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573745)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: hairraiser mustard meetinghouse

quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573316)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained unhinged corner

napalm

renaissance philosophy

identifying rsf alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573325)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: very tactful chad

1970s prog rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573341)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Big godawful chapel

link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573505)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Lascivious cobalt ladyboy bawdyhouse

New one just dropped

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819304&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Fishy Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573474)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573481)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Grizzly deep masturbator

incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573487)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: red boyish associate

No, it's correct. You're just an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573489)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Keep going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573410)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: histrionic sound barrier

the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo da vinci + newton has no job, friends, hobbies, money, family, irl accomplishments, or legacy, and spends all day every day getting made fun of by 10 bald lawyers. the burden of genius, i suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573517)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular death wish

He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573565)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Crawly Institution National Security Agency

To be fair,

Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's counting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574395)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy learning disabled abode scourge upon the earth

He's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573519)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: arousing son of senegal church building

Criminal law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573521)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Immigration law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573528)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular death wish

Oh, the majesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573552)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Pea-brained unhinged corner

all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power of his lexis clippy chatbot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573557)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: histrionic sound barrier

he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573651)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained unhinged corner

and more unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574128)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular death wish

NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three people who've never been in my kitchen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573563)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained unhinged corner

and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct! and his wager... "cons?"

NSAM wins again, running up the score on his jeopardy champion MFE streak to 5,236 days!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573571)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Big godawful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573575)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573577)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: hairraiser mustard meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573598)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: hideous sooty theater fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573657)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: very tactful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573676)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: mind-boggling sticky prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574954)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: high-end mischievous fanboi

what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573706)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Whales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573713)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Nuclear physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574131)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: Crawly Institution National Security Agency

To be fair,

He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poasted here. Most educated and insightful, too.

...the fact that he just coincidentally happens to be a totally insane and hilariously self-impressed middle-aged Jewish schizophrenic former government worker with no life, no career, no family, and no friends who megapoasts on internet forums for 18 hours a day every single day is what makes this so crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574393)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained unhinged corner

Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundreds of dollars on corn hoarding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574399)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: hairraiser mustard meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574401)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Crawly Institution National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Big godawful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574430)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:27 AM
Author: cerebral lemon whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574962)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a tail, and just a few weeks ago Voyager confirmed

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400223&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574397)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:21 PM
Author: Crawly Institution National Security Agency

To be fair,

CR brother, you tell 'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574403)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained unhinged corner

TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car?

NSAM: Accidentally figured out Spacecraft design while eating a bowl of corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574405)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: red boyish associate

Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574432)