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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
Titillating Pearl Gas Station
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Sable Filthy Box Office Background Story
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Hideous marvelous windowlicker depressive
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Mahogany Very Tactful Orchestra Pit Voyeur
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flushed passionate legal warrant
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Ruby know-it-all corner kitty cat
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Exciting Light Legend
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
idiotic excitant mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse
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Hideous marvelous windowlicker depressive
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Territorial office tank
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
Glittery drunken school cafeteria incel
  03/30/17
Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
bright mental disorder
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idiotic excitant mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse
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Hideous marvelous windowlicker depressive
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Mustard point psychic
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Wonderful elite lay
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french azure chad wrinkle
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french azure chad wrinkle
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still funny.
Laughsome opaque antidepressant drug
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yapping topaz trailer park
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Canary razzmatazz plaza boltzmann
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Self-centered nursing home
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Vigorous poppy ladyboy messiness
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Tantric adventurous resort
  09/17/17
Still 180
Geriatric thriller base
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Tantric adventurous resort
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flushed passionate legal warrant
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Hideous marvelous windowlicker depressive
  11/12/17
Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Glittery drunken school cafeteria incel
  11/12/17
MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Tantric adventurous resort
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?
Glittery drunken school cafeteria incel
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?pls
Tantric adventurous resort
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hot soul-stirring liquid oxygen
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Salmon university shitlib
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If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gi...
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Talented Sanctuary Roommate
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french azure chad wrinkle
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Titillating Pearl Gas Station

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Sable Filthy Box Office Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#26413220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Hideous marvelous windowlicker depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814646)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Mahogany Very Tactful Orchestra Pit Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814651)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: flushed passionate legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814652)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Ruby know-it-all corner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814715)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Exciting Light Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814717)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: idiotic excitant mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Hideous marvelous windowlicker depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Territorial office tank

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Glittery drunken school cafeteria incel

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: bright mental disorder

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: idiotic excitant mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#31270599)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Hideous marvelous windowlicker depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Mustard point psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#31271112)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Wonderful elite lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#31271113)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: french azure chad wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: french azure chad wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Laughsome opaque antidepressant drug

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: yapping topaz trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Canary razzmatazz plaza boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Self-centered nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232302)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy ladyboy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Tantric adventurous resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Geriatric thriller base

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Tantric adventurous resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: flushed passionate legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Hideous marvelous windowlicker depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery drunken school cafeteria incel

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Tantric adventurous resort

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Glittery drunken school cafeteria incel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Tantric adventurous resort

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: hot soul-stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Salmon university shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Dun den

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Talented Sanctuary Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: french azure chad wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#49168452)