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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Nudist national
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
180 temple alpha
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Nudist national
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
bright chapel
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Lilac Tantric Clown
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
charismatic sable ticket booth digit ratio
  06/06/25
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splenetic hyperventilating jap
  06/06/25
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curious really tough guy black woman
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
180 temple alpha
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Nudist national
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
appetizing claret immigrant
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Nudist national
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
twisted frozen ape
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Nudist national
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
Mind-boggling cruise ship
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Nudist national
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
milky elite principal's office
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
appetizing claret immigrant
  06/06/25
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curious really tough guy black woman
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
milky elite principal's office
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Soggy Place Of Business
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Nudist national
  06/06/25
Damn
Soggy Place Of Business
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
curious really tough guy black woman
  06/06/25
not including tip
milky elite principal's office
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Mind-boggling cruise ship
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walnut slimy trust fund market
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charismatic sable ticket booth digit ratio
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
Alcoholic space
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180 temple alpha
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Mind-boggling cruise ship
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appetizing claret immigrant
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walnut slimy trust fund market
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bright chapel
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Lilac Tantric Clown
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spectacular people who are hurt trailer park
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Trip costumed church building
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snowy juggernaut
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poppy scourge upon the earth
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bistre out-of-control area
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doobsian brindle kitty cat
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Navy beady-eyed death wish windowlicker
  06/06/25
LOL
lavender blood rage striped hyena
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cracking zombie-like partner garrison
  06/27/25
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Mind-boggling cruise ship
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Irate Clear Hell Faggot Firefighter
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
doobsian brindle kitty cat
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
idiotic gold rehab fanboi
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Nudist national
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
idiotic gold rehab fanboi
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Nudist national
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
Mind-boggling cruise ship
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
idiotic gold rehab fanboi
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
curious really tough guy black woman
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Nudist national
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
milky elite principal's office
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
snowy juggernaut
  06/06/25
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Electric Azn Multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
milky elite principal's office
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
spruce supple ratface organic girlfriend
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
marvelous business firm giraffe
  06/06/25
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splenetic hyperventilating jap
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
walnut slimy trust fund market
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Nudist national
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
walnut slimy trust fund market
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
exhilarant greedy state
  06/06/25
...
Nudist national
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
spectacular people who are hurt trailer park
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Slippery Sandwich
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
poppy scourge upon the earth
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
snowy juggernaut
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
disrespectful party of the first part cuckold
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
confused fighting kitchen nowag
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Alcoholic space
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Saffron mischievous bawdyhouse
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Nudist national
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Nudist national

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: 180 temple alpha

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Nudist national

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: bright chapel

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Lilac Tantric Clown

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: charismatic sable ticket booth digit ratio

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: splenetic hyperventilating jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: curious really tough guy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: 180 temple alpha

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Nudist national

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: appetizing claret immigrant

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Nudist national

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: twisted frozen ape

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Nudist national

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cruise ship

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Nudist national

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: milky elite principal's office

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: appetizing claret immigrant

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: curious really tough guy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: milky elite principal's office

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Soggy Place Of Business

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Nudist national

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Soggy Place Of Business

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: curious really tough guy black woman

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: milky elite principal's office

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Stimulating geriatric tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: walnut slimy trust fund market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: charismatic sable ticket booth digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Alcoholic space

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: 180 temple alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: appetizing claret immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: walnut slimy trust fund market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: chartreuse heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Slippery Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: bright chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Lilac Tantric Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: spectacular people who are hurt trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Trip costumed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: snowy juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: poppy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: bistre out-of-control area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: doobsian brindle kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Navy beady-eyed death wish windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: lavender blood rage striped hyena

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: cracking zombie-like partner garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Irate Clear Hell Faggot Firefighter

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: doobsian brindle kitty cat

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: idiotic gold rehab fanboi

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Nudist national

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: idiotic gold rehab fanboi

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Nudist national

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cruise ship

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: idiotic gold rehab fanboi

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: curious really tough guy black woman

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Nudist national

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: milky elite principal's office

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: snowy juggernaut

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Electric Azn Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: milky elite principal's office

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: spruce supple ratface organic girlfriend

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: marvelous business firm giraffe

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: splenetic hyperventilating jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: walnut slimy trust fund market

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Nudist national

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: walnut slimy trust fund market

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: exhilarant greedy state

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Nudist national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: spectacular people who are hurt trailer park

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Slippery Sandwich

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: poppy scourge upon the earth

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: snowy juggernaut

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: disrespectful party of the first part cuckold

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: confused fighting kitchen nowag

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic space

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Saffron mischievous bawdyhouse

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Nudist national

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2Elisa#48994921)