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hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
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aphrodisiac underhanded business firm scourge upon the earth
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hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
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hairraiser rigor
  07/31/25
also the lawyers are responsible for regulating their own in...
pontificating pocket flask
  07/31/25
haha yeah haha
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
great moat against ai though
blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
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Twinkling coldplay fan corner
  07/31/25
don't most people here accept that their role is primarily m...
blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
Idk I think helping the customer at AutoZone find the windsh...
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
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pontificating pocket flask
  07/31/25
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Twinkling coldplay fan corner
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hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
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blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
"Before I was in the NBA I was a garbage man. I liked p...
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
me and d constantly talk about how each job we've had has be...
blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
Does he still POAST? I miss that gorgeous guy.
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
he's always been more of a lurker. i think he has a pumo but...
blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
Tell him that I gave of counsel head
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
won't have a chance much longer his hot new wife has inspire...
blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
Did they form babby? Is she still jealous of your sister and...
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
they just got married this year so no babby lol. and she jus...
blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
If you see my father... Tell him 😑
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
i'll murder him to death as that is deserved per your moral ...
blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
Wait I have concerns about estate planning
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
That's what you do for your employer.
rusted water buffalo
  07/31/25
as opposed to you, who delivers value to your clients by... ...
blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
Keep sucking Jew dick for a W-2 paycheck.
rusted water buffalo
  07/31/25
remember how tried to get cslg to mentor you and they gave u...
blue confused police squad
  07/31/25
I'm not ZZZ, W-2eratttt.
rusted water buffalo
  07/31/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513109&mc=...
blue confused police squad
  08/01/25
I am not a lawyer, I am merely a functionary
buck-toothed son of senegal
  07/31/25
Compliance doesn't just happen, you know?
cheese-eating aquamarine indian lodge deer antler
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buck-toothed son of senegal
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hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
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Twinkling coldplay fan corner
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purple stimulating library
  08/01/25
'lawyer' is one of the earliest discrete trades/jobs that em...
Contagious emerald kitty cat
  07/31/25
Ghengis Kahn did not have lawyers but instead a team of wiza...
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
As soon as there are powerful men the first thing they want ...
rusted water buffalo
  07/31/25
LAW SOLDIER TP
hyperventilating mental disorder kitty
  07/31/25
(candy ride filing notice of victory against revolutionaries...
blue confused police squad
  08/01/25
i had a gay homosexual's computer robot smarterchild generat...
cowardly church
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indigo school cafeteria
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Absolutely Disgusting
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racy hospital
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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49145874)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac underhanded business firm scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49145879)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146002)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: hairraiser rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146004)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: pontificating pocket flask

also the lawyers are responsible for regulating their own industry that makes all the laws, with no oversight haha really makes you think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146007)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

haha yeah haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146017)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: blue confused police squad

great moat against ai though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146020)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Twinkling coldplay fan corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146024)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: blue confused police squad

don't most people here accept that their role is primarily make work now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146023)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

Idk I think helping the customer at AutoZone find the windshield wiper fluid is fairly value-add.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146034)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: pontificating pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146035)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Twinkling coldplay fan corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146060)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146082)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: blue confused police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146121)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

"Before I was in the NBA I was a garbage man. I liked picking up trash. I felt like I was helping the city and my community." - Larry Joe Bird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146128)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: blue confused police squad

me and d constantly talk about how each job we've had has been progressively important to society than the last. now we're solidly in "value extract" territory!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146234)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

Does he still POAST? I miss that gorgeous guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146282)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: blue confused police squad

he's always been more of a lurker. i think he has a pumo but i've never even asked what it is. not once has he made some reply to me referencing something that only i would know is him.

one of my other bffs r does that from time to time but i hardly ever see his moniker.

i think they're at the same level of xo engagement i was from 2010 - 2021 where i'd read big threads about current events or funny effort poasts that don't require xo lore, but scroll right past megapoaster banter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146405)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

Tell him that I gave of counsel head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146425)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: blue confused police squad

won't have a chance much longer his hot new wife has inspired him to cop breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146430)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

Did they form babby? Is she still jealous of your sister and trying to cut off contact?

Just do use pussy to brainwash biglawyer, marriage and kids, cut off old friends, force him to cop breakfast, live a life of luxury in giant house with all competition eliminated.

Women are ONE EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146436)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: blue confused police squad

they just got married this year so no babby lol. and she just took the bar this week, not a gold digger. and im meeting him in mfh tomorrow for michellin dinner and broadway like yny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147136)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

If you see my father... Tell him 😑

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147180)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: blue confused police squad

i'll murder him to death as that is deserved per your moral framework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147224)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

Wait

I have concerns about estate planning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147237)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: rusted water buffalo

That's what you do for your employer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146823)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: blue confused police squad

as opposed to you, who delivers value to your clients by... getting pwned by epah and discover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147144)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: rusted water buffalo

Keep sucking Jew dick for a W-2 paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147233)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: blue confused police squad

remember how tried to get cslg to mentor you and they gave up because of how autistic and stupid you are? crazy how you were a philosemite then. what a principled based bigot you are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147263)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: rusted water buffalo

I'm not ZZZ, W-2eratttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147301)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: blue confused police squad

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513109&mc=92&forum_id=2

you're either one of the best flame operators here or zzz. you're painfully dumb. you even admitted it several times accidentally because you're stupid, tsinah accidentally did, and everyone talks it about it off bort.

lmao why do you even show your ass this way and follow me around? stop being an mpc faggot and seething. i'd never interact with you if you didn't takes all these shots at other people's careers when you put on the most embarrassing legal performance in the service of making almost no money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147822)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: buck-toothed son of senegal

I am not a lawyer, I am merely a functionary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146271)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating aquamarine indian lodge deer antler

Compliance doesn't just happen, you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146273)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146277)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146278)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Twinkling coldplay fan corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146281)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: purple stimulating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49148657)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Contagious emerald kitty cat

'lawyer' is one of the earliest discrete trades/jobs that emerges in any sort of complex society. sumerians had lawyers. ancient china had a law caste while other chinese were fiddling around with bones trying to predict the future. pharaoh had legal counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146433)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

Ghengis Kahn did not have lawyers but instead a team of wizards who could interpret the involvement of the gods on human affairs. U = poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146444)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: rusted water buffalo

As soon as there are powerful men the first thing they want is protection. That's where lawyers and soldiers come from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146842)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating mental disorder kitty

LAW SOLDIER TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146845)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: blue confused police squad

(candy ride filing notice of victory against revolutionaries as the guillotine slices through his client)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147825)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cowardly church

i had a gay homosexual's computer robot smarterchild generate my workproduct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146846)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: indigo school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147564)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Mint startling stage

Absolutely Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49146888)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: racy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2Elisa#49147823)