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hypo you have full ls debt, any school, and can pick from the following

no other assets to start. no parental support no inheritance...
Covid was a Hoax
  05/05/25
#1 and its not even close
...........,.,.,............::::
  05/05/25
yeah. would be bad if you struck out at youtubing though.
Covid was a Hoax
  05/05/25
i'd rather earn $20k a year youtubing--with that phenotype--...
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  05/05/25
thats fine but you still have to earn the 20k.
Covid was a Hoax
  05/05/25
how much do i have to pay for execution?
sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr
  05/05/25
don't fuck with the hypo
neo radek
  05/05/25
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caitlin clark
  05/05/25
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  05/05/25
I decline effective immediately and waive any right to appea...
tarrifs
  05/05/25
what if Google shuts down youtube?
peeface
  05/05/25
I assume to be rated an 8 or 9 you're at least 6'3" in ...
neo radek
  05/05/25
obviously edit: i misspoke. you can be a 25yo brad pitt t...
Covid was a Hoax
  05/05/25
Never. Phenotype can’t be above a 5 if you’re un...
The Most Beautiful Men
  05/05/25
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neo radek
  05/05/25
i dont think this is true. 6'1'' brad pitt would be fine. 6'...
Covid was a Hoax
  05/05/25
what about the actual Brad Pitt at 5'11"?
peeface
  05/05/25
This was before nougat was as as important as it is today. P...
The Most Beautiful Men
  05/05/25
i explicitly said hes 6'1'' in this thread. theres a huge di...
Covid was a Hoax
  05/05/25
#1.
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  05/05/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

no other assets to start. no parental support no inheritance.

option #1.

8 or 9 phenotype, chosen by lottery (10 is theoretical but actually impossible, so i didnt include it). but you must derive any income you earn from youtube videos for the rest of your life. you can invest in bonds bc i dont count that as income even though the irs does. you may never work a real job again.

option #2

5 or 6 or 7 phenotype, chosen by lottery. biglaw is almost guaranteed for life if you include ofs counsel positions, but equity partner is possible. you must put in effort and bill the hours. there will be a prudent but fair referee that decides if you are to be fired for really halfassing your work. other than that you can cruise at non-equity/ofs counsel level or strive for partner.

either way you have to attend law school and rack up the debt.

if you decline you are executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906306)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: ...........,.,.,............::::


#1 and its not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906526)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

yeah. would be bad if you struck out at youtubing though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906642)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: ...........,.,.,............::::


i'd rather earn $20k a year youtubing--with that phenotype--than biglaw under those circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906747)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

thats fine but you still have to earn the 20k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906815)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr

how much do i have to pay for execution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906654)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: neo radek (🧐)

don't fuck with the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906665)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906672)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906683)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: tarrifs

I decline effective immediately and waive any right to appeals, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906658)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: peeface

what if Google shuts down youtube?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906662)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: neo radek (🧐)

I assume to be rated an 8 or 9 you're at least 6'3" in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906666)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

obviously

edit: i misspoke. you can be a 25yo brad pitt type but also 6'1'' or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906684)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: The Most Beautiful Men

Never. Phenotype can’t be above a 5 if you’re under 6’4. Height is pure nougat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906697)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906700)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: neo radek (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906746)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

i dont think this is true. 6'1'' brad pitt would be fine. 6'0'' would be death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906811)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: peeface

what about the actual Brad Pitt at 5'11"?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906857)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: The Most Beautiful Men

This was before nougat was as as important as it is today. Plus he’s on film. Like Tom cruise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906932)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

i explicitly said hes 6'1'' in this thread. theres a huge difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48907044)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: ""''"'"'"'"''

#1.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2Elisa#48906763)