Date: September 20th, 2025 5:02 PM Author: i gave my father head ((zurich is stained))
imagine you walk into a frat party in 1997 and there's a crowd of bros around the kitchen counter and you can tell they're doing lines. you see a guy bent over and he RIPS THE FUCK out of a MONSTER RAIL.
you're like "goddamn, that dude just took that thing to the head!"
and up pops cash-app patel's brown-as-fuck head with those bulging eyes. he's wearing a puka shell necklace and radiohead "pablo honey" tour t shirt.