Date: June 7th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes
Was talking to a guy who married the hot girl in school. One time in freshman year at a dance she let me grind on her for a full Nelly song. Anyway, she still looks solid but a little TOO solid if you know what I mean. Her husband is a tall guy who probably watches all those Yellowstone shows and she was joking about how she put on weight after the second kid.
I said, “Hey, that’s okay.” Then I turned to her husband and said, “You may have the girl and kids but I got to dance with her ass.”
They both got really upset and I think he wanted to hit me. Later I saw them whispering to the class president and they were pointing at me.
I can’t believe I flew all the way back to Kentucky for this; should I try to get a hooker so the weekend isn’t a total bust?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871934&forum_id=2Elisa#49920679)