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WHY Do Proles Do Canned Cranberries?

so easy to make the fresh ones
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
Proles like to leave little prole tells to signal their prol...
Self-centered house queen of the night
  12/02/24
canned cranberries is the opposite of a subtle/little prole ...
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
"Oh, these cranberries are delicious." - "Ca...
Self-centered house queen of the night
  12/02/24
"Enjoy DLA Piper"
Bull Headed Persian Idiot
  12/02/24
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Self-centered house queen of the night
  12/02/24
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violet base rigor
  12/02/24
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Know-it-all cheese-eating lettuce boltzmann
  12/03/24
i feel like it's a callback to thanksgiving meals they had a...
180 twisted new version sweet tailpipe
  12/02/24
why did their parents?
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
Because they are good once a year you goddamn kikes.
swollen kitchen faggot firefighter
  12/02/24
they're awful, and homemade ones are way better
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
And so fucking easy. Orange juice, sugar, orange zest, cranb...
Floppy stage sound barrier
  12/02/24
why did people in the 50s prefer canned food to fresh cranbe...
Diverse Stead
  12/02/24
my mom always made fresh crabberries when we were kids; we w...
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
reading comp pwned
180 twisted new version sweet tailpipe
  12/02/24
The logistical underpinnings of the food supply in the US we...
Pearl filthy french chef market
  12/02/24
It wasn't possible to get fresh fruit on demand everywhere i...
Fiercely-loyal gunner resort
  12/02/24
I know. Dbgs just an idiot
Diverse Stead
  12/02/24
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Fiercely-loyal gunner resort
  12/02/24
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adventurous frisky dragon
  12/02/24
so are country proles couldnt get cranberries even in thanks...
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
Proles in the mid west have to this day a shocking amount of...
Diverse Stead
  12/02/24
ghastly
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
Stop spamming the board with your inane shit today kike
Adulterous Glittery Faggotry
  12/02/24
today?
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
Canned ones are cheap. Just dust off one of the cans you got...
Honey-headed Supple National
  12/02/24
most people don't actually like cranberries, they are at bes...
mustard site philosopher-king
  12/02/24
lol do people "dip" their turkey into cranberry sa...
coiffed beady-eyed party of the first part bawdyhouse
  12/02/24
they put it on top, it is essentially a relish, are you even...
mustard site philosopher-king
  12/02/24
im not poor
coiffed beady-eyed party of the first part bawdyhouse
  12/02/24
and you certainly aren't white
adventurous frisky dragon
  12/02/24
even if you make them from scrath with orange zest and nuts ...
mustard site philosopher-king
  12/02/24
i apply heavily to leftover turkey. mmm sugar. prole?
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
that is what most people do with it, I've never seen anyone ...
mustard site philosopher-king
  12/02/24
More like canned prole-berries, am i right?
Vigorous heaven associate
  12/02/24
...
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
*proled canberries
violet base rigor
  12/02/24
Cranberries a la prole
Honey-headed Supple National
  12/02/24
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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: violet base rigor

so easy to make the fresh ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402295)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:05 PM
Author: Self-centered house queen of the night

Proles like to leave little prole tells to signal their proleness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402300)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: violet base rigor

canned cranberries is the opposite of a subtle/little prole tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402309)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Self-centered house queen of the night

"Oh, these cranberries are delicious."

- "Canned," the prole host silently mouths with a wink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402319)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: Bull Headed Persian Idiot

"Enjoy DLA Piper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402343)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: Self-centered house queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402393)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: violet base rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402350)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Know-it-all cheese-eating lettuce boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48405674)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: 180 twisted new version sweet tailpipe

i feel like it's a callback to thanksgiving meals they had as kids; essentially, it's comfort food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402398)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: violet base rigor

why did their parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402406)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: swollen kitchen faggot firefighter

Because they are good once a year you goddamn kikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402494)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: violet base rigor

they're awful, and homemade ones are way better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402505)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Floppy stage sound barrier

And so fucking easy. Orange juice, sugar, orange zest, cranberries. Maybe a pinch of salt if still too tart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403703)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Diverse Stead

why did people in the 50s prefer canned food to fresh cranberries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402501)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: violet base rigor

my mom always made fresh crabberries when we were kids; we werent prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: 180 twisted new version sweet tailpipe

reading comp pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402518)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Pearl filthy french chef market

The logistical underpinnings of the food supply in the US went from "impressive" to "world-historical, miraculous" in the early 80s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402533)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal gunner resort

It wasn't possible to get fresh fruit on demand everywhere in the US like it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403605)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Diverse Stead

I know. Dbgs just an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403624)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403693)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: adventurous frisky dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403723)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: violet base rigor

so are country proles couldnt get cranberries even in thanksgiving time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403739)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Diverse Stead

Proles in the mid west have to this day a shocking amount of canned fruit and veggies.

Their "casseroles" are primarily just canned shit dumped into a pan and baked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403787)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: violet base rigor

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403796)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Adulterous Glittery Faggotry

Stop spamming the board with your inane shit today kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402536)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: violet base rigor

today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48402545)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed Supple National

Canned ones are cheap. Just dust off one of the cans you got 5 for $5 in 2020.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403540)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: mustard site philosopher-king

most people don't actually like cranberries, they are at best a dip that you apply lightly to your turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403544)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: coiffed beady-eyed party of the first part bawdyhouse

lol do people "dip" their turkey into cranberry sauce?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403548)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: mustard site philosopher-king

they put it on top, it is essentially a relish, are you even white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403702)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: coiffed beady-eyed party of the first part bawdyhouse

im not poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403721)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: adventurous frisky dragon

and you certainly aren't white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403724)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 7:20 PM
Author: mustard site philosopher-king

even if you make them from scrath with orange zest and nuts and the whole nine yards that is what you mostly do with it, nobody is just shoveling cranberry sauce into their mouths

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403900)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: violet base rigor

i apply heavily to leftover turkey. mmm sugar. prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403556)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: mustard site philosopher-king

that is what most people do with it, I've never seen anyone just serve up a bowl of cranberries and go to town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403704)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Vigorous heaven associate

More like canned prole-berries, am i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403609)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: violet base rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403613)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: violet base rigor

*proled canberries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403616)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed Supple National

Cranberries a la prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#48403626)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Elisa#49440630)