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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
brass halford
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
pungent piazza therapy
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Umber chad
  04/18/25
Cr.
obsidian stage
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Razzle-dazzle Awkward Forum Degenerate
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Khaki indecent really tough guy ticket booth
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
brass halford
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
twinkling frum boiling water school cafeteria
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
brass halford
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
buff round eye stead
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
brass halford
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
buff round eye stead
  04/18/25
...
Razzle coffee pot pisswyrm
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
mind-boggling cerise church
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
shimmering prole
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
brass halford
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
shimmering prole
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Razzle coffee pot pisswyrm
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
brass halford
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
shimmering prole
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
brass halford
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
shimmering prole
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
heady university rigpig
  04/18/25
jfc goys
shimmering prole
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Razzle coffee pot pisswyrm
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
brass halford
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
razzmatazz sienna legend
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Razzle coffee pot pisswyrm
  04/18/25
Ty friend
razzmatazz sienna legend
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
curious deep wrinkle
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
brass halford
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
curious deep wrinkle
  04/18/25
...
Olive Vivacious Temple French Chef
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
shimmering prole
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
brass halford
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
hideous pit
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
razzmatazz sienna legend
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
brass halford
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
brass halford
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: brass halford

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: pungent piazza therapy

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Umber chad

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: obsidian stage

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Awkward Forum Degenerate

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Khaki indecent really tough guy ticket booth

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: brass halford

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: twinkling frum boiling water school cafeteria

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: brass halford

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: buff round eye stead

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: brass halford

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: buff round eye stead

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Razzle coffee pot pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise church

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: shimmering prole

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: brass halford

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: shimmering prole

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Razzle coffee pot pisswyrm

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: brass halford

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: shimmering prole

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: brass halford

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: shimmering prole

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: heady university rigpig

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: shimmering prole

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Razzle coffee pot pisswyrm

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: brass halford

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz sienna legend

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Razzle coffee pot pisswyrm

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz sienna legend

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: curious deep wrinkle

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: brass halford

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: curious deep wrinkle

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Olive Vivacious Temple French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: shimmering prole

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: brass halford

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: hideous pit

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz sienna legend

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: brass halford

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: brass halford

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905689)