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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Wonderful mad cow disease useless brakes
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Hyperactive stage
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OP is JM
emerald coffee pot
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
Awkward self-absorbed library
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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sienna goal in life
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: sienna goal in life

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Rose mentally impaired cuckold

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Boyish Vengeful Business Firm Newt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Wonderful mad cow disease useless brakes



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Yellow clown temple



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Fragrant Cruise Ship Toilet Seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: abusive parlor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: sepia fat ankles persian



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Fluffy Multi-colored Pisswyrm Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: ruddy federal chapel police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: contagious point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Wonderful mad cow disease useless brakes

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive stage

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: emerald coffee pot

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Dysfunction Stead

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: sienna goal in life

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: bateful field incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Irradiated corner skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Dysfunction Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: olive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Fluffy Multi-colored Pisswyrm Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: contagious point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Boyish Vengeful Business Firm Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Awkward self-absorbed library

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: apoplectic step-uncle's house karate

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: sienna goal in life

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Fragrant Cruise Ship Toilet Seat

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: odious box office

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: sepia fat ankles persian

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Excitant Therapy Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: floppy home weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: zombie-like erotic prole

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: sienna goal in life

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Boyish Vengeful Business Firm Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: contagious point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bateful field incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: beta brilliant stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Vigorous Dysfunction Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49095575)