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dbg how much do the guys get paid to check the NYC dental floss before shabbat

is this a salaried position or voluntary? do people sign up...
Diverse Tank
  12/05/23
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Diverse Tank
  12/05/23
volunteering - it's a huge mitzvah. jews who want to act lik...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  12/05/23
? explain
curious bistre property
  12/05/23
gotta make sure the strings are intact and in good working o...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  12/05/23
what are you talking about? what does this have to do with d...
curious bistre property
  12/05/23
hes using dental floss as a euphemism for the strings which ...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  12/05/23
jews tie "strings" around the cities they live in ...
Vivacious hospital
  12/05/23
do goyim outside of xo know this? is this common on the anti...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  12/05/23
i learned it on xo from a thread talking about the eruv in n...
Vivacious hospital
  12/05/23
flame. there's no earnest discussion amongst xo jews on eiru...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  12/05/23
nah this was like 15 years ago at least, thread was like 80 ...
Vivacious hospital
  12/05/23
remember the poaster shomer fucking shabbos? wonder what he'...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  12/05/23
yes, i recall him being prolific but otherwise unremarkable ...
Vivacious hospital
  12/05/23
the crazy part is learning that it wasnt just a MFH phenomen...
Diverse Tank
  12/05/23
even HK https://www.timesofisrael.com/hong-kong-gets-an-e...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  12/05/23
90 lb azngirl begging her handsome ortho jew to carry her on...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  12/05/23
"why handsome need string?"
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
dbg do they do the dnetal floss in Cincinnati or wherever yo...
Diverse Tank
  07/25/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_with_eruvin ...
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
goddamn even alabama has jewish cheat strings
Vivacious hospital
  07/25/25
Disappointed that Moscow is on the list but lolling that Ukr...
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
hong kong eruv numbah one. best eruv in asia.
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
(doobs)
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
Guys, there's even a map! http://eruv.nyc/ And here's Mi...
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
lol gays and puerot ricans are based as fuck
Diverse Tank
  07/25/25
no orthos live UES > 110, but it's interesting it doesnt ...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
chelsea and hells kitchen, filled with gays, both said to GT...
Diverse Tank
  07/25/25
Riverside Park is also a good destination.
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
most likely are construction issues wiring around the UN and...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
Or they're just not going to let weird Jews put up weird shi...
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
that's what i meant by "construction issues," breh
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
no shit sherlock. why wouldnt every city have an eruv map?
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
Because you realize that to non-Jews that this is peak relig...
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
...
Diverse Tank
  07/25/25
poor rc? xo already well knows we have eruvs. the q is why, ...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
...
Orchid Naked Liquid Oxygen Area
  07/25/25
they are certainly much smarter than whatever god they worsh...
Electric soggy nursing home mad-dog skullcap
  07/25/25
Since the area enclosed by an eruv constitutes, under Jewish...
Marvelous Trump Supporter
  07/25/25
I don't think you get how Judaism works. Short answer: no, ...
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
Why not? If the whole eruv is a single private space, why o...
Marvelous Trump Supporter
  07/25/25
you're meant to trick god, not other jews
Vivacious hospital
  07/25/25
...
Orchid Naked Liquid Oxygen Area
  07/25/25
Though they do plenty of that too
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
this is actually a good question, and the dude shitting on y...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
Seems like nobody wanted the actual answer and just wants to...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
How does an external shared courtyard become part of the Jew...
Diverse Tank
  07/25/25
In ancient times, they had internal courtyards that multiple...
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
God doesnt realize people dont live like this anymore?
Vivacious hospital
  07/25/25
A string around manhattan simulates life like that.
Autistic infuriating field hairy legs
  07/25/25
We don't care about stupid Talmudic arguments. All you have...
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25
why not? because the whole thing is a silly charade indulged...
Turquoise public bath sandwich
  07/25/25
ok so its exactly like biglaw
Vivacious hospital
  07/25/25
*dolly zoom as i suddenly realize in horror what i’ve ...
Turquoise public bath sandwich
  07/25/25
Exactly. Who cares which particular nonsense they use to ju...
vibrant wine background story karate
  07/25/25


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Date: December 5th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Diverse Tank

is this a salaried position or voluntary? do people sign up like its special to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47135604)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 1:49 PM
Author: Diverse Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136111)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:49 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

volunteering - it's a huge mitzvah. jews who want to act like they're some prole goyim even bring out their drills and shit and repair it when it's broken or about to break (better to fix weak links before they break).

in any city, the eiruv takes quite a bit of money to maintain. there's always repairs that need to be made, esp due to weather. the org who manages the eiruv takes donations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136584)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: curious bistre property

? explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136590)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

gotta make sure the strings are intact and in good working order, and do any necessary repairs. if one string is down, we cant trick god and push our strollers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136592)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: curious bistre property

what are you talking about? what does this have to do with dental floss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136596)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

hes using dental floss as a euphemism for the strings which is a euphemism for the eiruv wiring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136598)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Vivacious hospital

jews tie "strings" around the cities they live in to allow them to trick god by taking advantage of a loophole that lets them carry stuff on shabbat by acting like all of manhattan is one private residence or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136613)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:58 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

do goyim outside of xo know this? is this common on the antisemite alt-right internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136628)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Vivacious hospital

i learned it on xo from a thread talking about the eruv in nyc, but this thread was an earnest discussion amongst xo jews. blew my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136647)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

flame. there's no earnest discussion amongst xo jews on eiruvs. i'm the only shomer shabbat jew here now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136669)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:08 PM
Author: Vivacious hospital

nah this was like 15 years ago at least, thread was like 80 posts long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136671)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

remember the poaster shomer fucking shabbos? wonder what he's up to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136689)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: Vivacious hospital

yes, i recall him being prolific but otherwise unremarkable as a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136696)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Diverse Tank

the crazy part is learning that it wasnt just a MFH phenomenon but jews are busy tricking god all over the world, including places like vienna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136683)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

even HK

https://www.timesofisrael.com/hong-kong-gets-an-eruv-releasing-its-observant-jews-from-shabbat-confinement/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136692)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

90 lb azngirl begging her handsome ortho jew to carry her on shabbat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#47136694)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

"why handsome need string?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130841)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Diverse Tank

dbg do they do the dnetal floss in Cincinnati or wherever you are now/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130808)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_with_eruvin

Cinci is indeed on the list! But iirc DBG lives in Florida like half of XO these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130829)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Vivacious hospital

goddamn even alabama has jewish cheat strings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130836)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

Disappointed that Moscow is on the list but lolling that Ukraine finally got their count down to 0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130839)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

hong kong eruv numbah one. best eruv in asia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130992)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130833)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

Guys, there's even a map! http://eruv.nyc/

And here's Miami Beach: https://www.miamibeacheruv.org/eruv-map



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130820)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Diverse Tank

lol gays and puerot ricans are based as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130826)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

no orthos live UES > 110, but it's interesting it doesnt go up to washington heights, which is a big ortho area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130830)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Diverse Tank

chelsea and hells kitchen, filled with gays, both said to GTFO. this is a 180 development and I will be spending a lot more time on the highline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130846)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

Riverside Park is also a good destination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130852)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

most likely are construction issues wiring around the UN and the chelsea pier. the entire eruv needs to be checked every friday, foot by foot, to make sure it's intact.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130989)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

Or they're just not going to let weird Jews put up weird shit around the UN building because they just don't trust them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131037)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

that's what i meant by "construction issues," breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131043)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

no shit sherlock. why wouldnt every city have an eruv map?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130827)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

Because you realize that to non-Jews that this is peak religious mental illness, right? This is like when you guys beat chickens to death because you were sinful throughout the last year or suck on baby dick. This isn't as evil but seeing what is actually a significant infrastructure project in numerous cities around the world whose background is that you're tricking God (which, you spell G-d because that too tricks God) is unbelievably amusing. Doubly so considering that this is a group that considers themselves much smarter than everyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130835)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Diverse Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130851)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

poor rc? xo already well knows we have eruvs. the q is why, knowing full well we have eruvs, xo is surprised there's maps of said eruvs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130995)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Orchid Naked Liquid Oxygen Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130997)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Electric soggy nursing home mad-dog skullcap

they are certainly much smarter than whatever god they worship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131235)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Trump Supporter

Since the area enclosed by an eruv constitutes, under Jewish religious law, a single private space, can no one within the eruv exclude others within the eruv from individual residences, etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130832)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

I don't think you get how Judaism works. Short answer: no, it doesn't mean that at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130860)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Trump Supporter

Why not? If the whole eruv is a single private space, why object to people moving within the private space? It's like complaining about a guest walking between your living room and your dining room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130865)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Vivacious hospital

you're meant to trick god, not other jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130951)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Orchid Naked Liquid Oxygen Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49130998)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

Though they do plenty of that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131030)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

this is actually a good question, and the dude shitting on you for asking this is out of line.

short answer is that the eruv turns a public space into a semi-public space (where carrying is still allowed). it does not turn a public space into a private space.

think of a semi-public space like a shared courtyard, versus a private space like your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131005)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

Seems like nobody wanted the actual answer and just wants to mouth off with their inanities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131342)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Diverse Tank

How does an external shared courtyard become part of the Jewish residence?

What is the purpose of the restriction to not carry or push things outside?

Have you ever tested G-d's iq? He seems retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131386)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

In ancient times, they had internal courtyards that multiple homes shared. In other words, a number of homes were built in a square / rectangle and the internal courtyard was common space, so it was semi-public but neither public or private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131395)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Vivacious hospital

God doesnt realize people dont live like this anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131426)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Autistic infuriating field hairy legs

A string around manhattan simulates life like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131435)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

We don't care about stupid Talmudic arguments. All you have to know is that Jewish BS is always self-serving and that is enough to conclude that of course Jews aren't going to interpret their religion in a way that allows Jewish strangers into their homes or worse, goyim into their spaces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131417)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Turquoise public bath sandwich

why not? because the whole thing is a silly charade indulged in by intellectually dishonest sophists so of course they’ll “find” some interpretation that ultimately gives them the exact result they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131051)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Vivacious hospital

ok so its exactly like biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131230)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Turquoise public bath sandwich

*dolly zoom as i suddenly realize in horror what i’ve done with my life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131263)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: vibrant wine background story karate

Exactly. Who cares which particular nonsense they use to justify their self-serving religious conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2Elisa#49131423)