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it keeps raining every fucking afternoon and my lawn is out of control
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit I fucking hate lawns so goddam much, another thing boomers ruined, you didn't used to have to run around cutting tons of grass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064666) |
Date: July 1st, 2025 8:12 PM Author: mahogany school Lawn care is so cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064686) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit no it isn't, is an absurd and evil waste of resources, you spend god only knows how much time running the dirtiest engine possible all to kill the habitat of the small creatures you ultimately depend on to live just so some retarded boomer with white socks pulled up to his knees looks at it approvingly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064691) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:16 PM Author: mahogany school A lawn is only supposed to be a habitat for humans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064698) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit I understand knocking things back for a little bit around your house but most people these days who live on any acreage have tons to mow, my lawn extends probably 150 yards from my house in multiple directions and sucks, a neighbor across the street mows a 3 acre lot every single week, it is just a field next to his house essentially (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064708) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:52 PM Author: nubile senate damn thats brutal you need a riding mower for that right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064803) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:58 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit yes, I've got an old john deere with what used to pass for a commercial grade deck, if I had to replace it I would need to spend 5k+ at the very least, the shitty ones you see out in front of lowe's wouldn't get the job done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064820) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:02 PM Author: nubile senate whats the road in front of your house like? is it slow or straight up pet semetary shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064831) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:07 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit rural state highway, pretty high traffic a few times a day but dead silent at night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064844) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:18 PM Author: arousing dopamine The electric mowers and all other tools from Ego are great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064707) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:19 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit you cannot mow a real lawn with an electric mower, I'm not talking about suburban shitboxes with 100 sqf of grass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064710) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:46 PM Author: arousing dopamine I have over an acre and it's fine. Not all grass because of a pool and rockscaping, but it's a large lawn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064789) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit a 1 acre lot with a pool, landscaping, and a house on it does not equal a large lawn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064800) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 8:06 PM Author: arousing dopamine it's way more than 100 square feet. has to be more than 10,000 feet just counting grass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49067411) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:34 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit ok but an acre is over 40,000 sqf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49067718) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:52 PM Author: arousing dopamine What is your point? I would consider over 10k square feet of grass a "real lawn" and I have no problem doing it with an electric mower. It's fast even. It could be more than twice as large and I wouldn't have a problem with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49067989) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:53 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit you started by talking about an acre and then went down to less than a quarter acre immediately, that is the point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49067995) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:20 PM Author: Know-it-all gaping ur such a dumb contrarian dullard. hire someone and stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit I'm not going spend thousands of dollars every year on this bullshit, I already own a riding mower and I disdain wasteful cunts having basic shit done around their houses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064721) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:24 PM Author: Know-it-all gaping we get it. you're not gonna do x and you disdain y; so ur just gonna whine like a little bitch on the internet. a sad life you lead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064734) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit better than not noticing that the things you spend your life doing all amount to bullshit and just forging ahead because you've been told that's what you have to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064737) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 PM Author: Know-it-all gaping u sound poor and pathetic if you cant afford to hire a lawn guy and not worry about the cost. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064745) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit that is exactly what is ruining America, this boomer attitude that if you can pay money to make a problem not affect you it isn't a problem, you are what is wrong with the world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064749) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Know-it-all gaping seek help, my man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064757) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:38 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit I'm 100% correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064773) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Indecent high-end step-uncle's house You’re the one who got a massive lawn. wtf do you expect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49065034) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:13 PM Author: beady-eyed stead internal respiration How’s Florida lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064689) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit thankfully not florida (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064693) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:20 PM Author: flickering obsidian gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064714) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Diverse Candlestick Maker Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064808) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:22 PM Author: nubile senate if youre buying a house and see a front lawn you have to "maintain" beyond maybe 5 minutes with a battery mower, just look at your wife and say "aw hell nah bitch. i aint doin that shit". paying other people isnt really that much better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064718) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit agreed, if I owned this place I would have had 95% of this bullshit covered in bushes or fucking anything but lawn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064726) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:25 PM Author: nubile senate where you live is it the rain or the sweltering heat. you cant really do anything on your law when theres a 104 heat index even without rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064740) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit it is both these last few weeks, and you certainly can do anything on your lawn but I categorically refuse to get my ass out there in that heat to keep grass shorter than it is meant to be by God (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064747) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:36 PM Author: nubile senate tell your neighbors to fuck off if they give you shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064769) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit oh they never have and I let it get pretty far gone sometimes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064776) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Rose windowlicker This summer I've decided not to cut my back yard at all and just cut the front and side yards. I'm just going to pretend the back yard doesn't exist until October - I've noticed the very high grass there prevents any weeds from getting a foothold while I have to weed the yards I cut.
I'll see how this experiment works and maybe do it again next year. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:29 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit this is absolutely correct, if you let a stand of grass develop it will outcompete most weeds and you will have a meadow, but retards really like short grass for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49064900) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit further indignities mount, I went out to start the mower up today and the fucking drive belt had snapped, somehow not when I pulled it back in last time but while just sitting there it simply crumbled, fuck this gay earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49067388) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Grizzly bateful abode personal credit line lol this happened to me, just got able to cut it today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49067727) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Bespoke Hissy Fit I'm pissed as fuck tbh, I either need to pull the deck off and fuck around with the top belt, which is a goddam pain in the ass with no room under the mower, or borrow a mower and haul it just to kill some fucking grass, Ozzy Osbourne was right to pave his yard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5745120&forum_id=2Elisa#49067731) |