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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

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180
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Awkward
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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I’m 6’7
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
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I’m horny as shit lol.
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You should have just paid for an escort.
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Adventurous at-the-ready mood

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Laughsome peach jewess famous landscape painting

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: impressive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: beta queen of the night filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Medicated Poppy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: ebony corner ratface

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: hairraiser institution dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: henna comical state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Titillating meetinghouse

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: purple razzle-dazzle stage

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Spectacular azure locus prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Iridescent underhanded roast beef

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: purple razzle-dazzle stage

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Crawly native shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: frisky mediation mad cow disease

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Yapping Lime Gas Station Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: impressive church

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Thriller indecent ticket booth halford

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: frisky mediation mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: brass theatre place of business

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: maroon elastic band forum

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: excitant bat-shit-crazy office toaster

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Offensive Rebellious Generalized Bond

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: effete cracking site

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: frisky mediation mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: razzle pozpig

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Primrose Hideous Church Building

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: brass theatre place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: self-centered organic girlfriend gay wizard

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: opaque sticky karate marketing idea

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: opaque sticky karate marketing idea

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: frisky mediation mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: multi-colored yellow partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bearded nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: opaque sticky karate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Yapping Lime Gas Station Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: fluffy maize yarmulke headpube

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: beta queen of the night filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: beta queen of the night filthpig

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: beta queen of the night filthpig

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: beta queen of the night filthpig

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: chartreuse base indirect expression

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: vermilion aromatic house

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: beta queen of the night filthpig

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Blue weed whacker

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: ebony corner ratface

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134738)