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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
dead chapel
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
underhanded round eye
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
navy useless brakes native
  04/18/25
Cr.
Apoplectic rehab
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
light laser beams
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
self-absorbed volcanic crater
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
dead chapel
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
trip giraffe temple
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
dead chapel
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Boyish Menage
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
dead chapel
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Boyish Menage
  04/18/25
...
Flesh racy stag film
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
disgusting stubborn place of business
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
supple beta church building
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
dead chapel
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
supple beta church building
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Flesh racy stag film
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
dead chapel
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
supple beta church building
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
dead chapel
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
supple beta church building
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
razzle cobalt pocket flask
  04/18/25
jfc goys
supple beta church building
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Flesh racy stag film
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
dead chapel
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
fiercely-loyal new version parlor
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Flesh racy stag film
  04/18/25
Ty friend
fiercely-loyal new version parlor
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
aqua narrow-minded skinny woman
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
dead chapel
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
aqua narrow-minded skinny woman
  04/18/25
...
lilac impressive mad cow disease whorehouse
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
supple beta church building
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
dead chapel
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Hairraiser umber senate
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
fiercely-loyal new version parlor
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
dead chapel
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
dead chapel
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/06/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: dead chapel

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: underhanded round eye

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: navy useless brakes native

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic rehab

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: light laser beams

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: self-absorbed volcanic crater

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: dead chapel

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: trip giraffe temple

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: dead chapel

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Boyish Menage

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: dead chapel

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Boyish Menage

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Flesh racy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: disgusting stubborn place of business

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: supple beta church building

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: dead chapel

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: supple beta church building

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Flesh racy stag film

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: dead chapel

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: supple beta church building

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: dead chapel

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: supple beta church building

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: razzle cobalt pocket flask

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: supple beta church building

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Flesh racy stag film

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: dead chapel

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal new version parlor

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Flesh racy stag film

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal new version parlor

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: aqua narrow-minded skinny woman

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dead chapel

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: aqua narrow-minded skinny woman

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: lilac impressive mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: supple beta church building

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: dead chapel

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser umber senate

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal new version parlor

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: dead chapel

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: dead chapel

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48908012)