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Kidmos: Will A Kid Almost 5 Get Anything Out Of Organized Soccer?

I assume baseball is pointless at that age. What about socce...
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
If the kid is into it, soccer and basketball are great at th...
Narrow-minded telephone
  08/11/25
Basketball? No 5 year old can shoot a basketball or dribble ...
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
so??? they can barely wipe their own ass too, should you ...
plum tanning salon gaping
  08/11/25
Basketball is great at that age. Double dribbles aren't call...
Narrow-minded telephone
  08/11/25
yes
indigo stock car chapel
  08/11/25
Why would you assume baseball would be pointless?
Deranged becky
  08/11/25
Requires too much technique.
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
lmfao just handicap ur kid because he cant dunk like shaq
plum tanning salon gaping
  08/11/25
its fucking fetch
Ruddy turdskin
  08/11/25
That’s the point. 5 year olds playing baseball is noth...
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
who fucking cares they are getting familiarized
plum tanning salon gaping
  08/11/25
soccer at that age is just packs of kids chasing a ball. the...
Ruddy turdskin
  08/11/25
the point is that soccer is a primitive sport, and elite / a...
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
Baseball is rough before about 6. At 5, most kids can't hit ...
Narrow-minded telephone
  08/11/25
at 5 any sport/instrument is a good thing their brains ar...
plum tanning salon gaping
  08/11/25
describe asthma level
provocative violent trailer park dingle berry
  08/11/25
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plum tanning salon gaping
  08/11/25
None. Wife is only 1/4 ashkenazi. Kids are healthy.
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
whatever lets the kid spend the largest amount of time away ...
vigorous zippy coffee pot
  08/11/25
arent there games on saturdays? if youre kid is into it they...
disturbing church building laser beams
  08/11/25
Soccer is faggot and this is just for recreation at a young ...
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
its probably credited then since you seem sure he wont like ...
disturbing church building laser beams
  08/11/25
the point of early sports is not skill development. it's le...
Pale jet-lagged mental disorder boltzmann
  08/11/25
Right but some sports are too complicated at that age. Socce...
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
Little kids have trouble understanding soccer. Most of them ...
galvanic institution tattoo
  08/11/25
> tee-ball, where there is no pitching and they hit off a...
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
Considering the audience, I feel this is an appropriate stat...
jet field
  08/11/25
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twinkling library
  08/11/25
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Narrow-minded telephone
  08/11/25
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vigorous zippy coffee pot
  08/11/25
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Poppy lay kitty
  08/11/25
Eat my hairy asshole, brother.
galvanic institution tattoo
  08/11/25
Not a jewish kid, no
cream mewling heaven
  08/11/25
...
Poppy lay kitty
  08/11/25
The problem is that soccer is boring for most kids. All team...
drunken bat-shit-crazy property kitty cat
  08/11/25
he’s two years behind
Poppy lay kitty
  08/11/25
if the kid has parents that find it necessary to ask this qu...
Sexy Hall Dragon
  08/11/25
my first organized sport was teeball, but honestly up until ...
Ruby reading party idiot
  08/11/25
My reviews: Soccer - kids will enjoy this about age 3 or...
emerald submissive affirmative action
  08/11/25
This is scholarship. Ty
obsidian impertinent point
  08/11/25
I didn't find a sport I liked until I was 12, and I don't kn...
umber university
  08/11/25
why tf would girls play sport
plum tanning salon gaping
  08/11/25
Organized? no. Look for clubs that provide free "future...
racy alcoholic cuckoldry sanctuary
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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

I assume baseball is pointless at that age. What about soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174585)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded telephone

If the kid is into it, soccer and basketball are great at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174607)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

Basketball? No 5 year old can shoot a basketball or dribble properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174615)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: plum tanning salon gaping

so???

they can barely wipe their own ass too, should you still be doing that for them too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174618)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Narrow-minded telephone

Basketball is great at that age. Double dribbles aren't called and opponents can't steal from someone trying to dribble. Most of the kids are strong enough to heave the ball above the rim. The good ones/ones that practice can make it go in much of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174624)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: indigo stock car chapel

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174610)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Deranged becky

Why would you assume baseball would be pointless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174616)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

Requires too much technique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174627)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: plum tanning salon gaping

lmfao just handicap ur kid because he cant dunk like shaq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174629)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Ruddy turdskin

its fucking fetch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174667)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

That’s the point. 5 year olds playing baseball is nothing that resembles the real sport. At that age, soccer is so primitive that it resembles the real game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174680)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: plum tanning salon gaping

who fucking cares

they are getting familiarized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174688)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Ruddy turdskin

soccer at that age is just packs of kids chasing a ball. there is nothing there that resembles a sport.

i dont really understand what your point is but it feels highly autistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174692)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

the point is that soccer is a primitive sport, and elite / adult / pro soccer is just packs of third worlders chasing a ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49175089)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Narrow-minded telephone

Baseball is rough before about 6. At 5, most kids can't hit the ball much past the mound, or throw the ball in the air from second to first (which isn't much on their tiny fields), or consistently catch it if someone did manage to throw it in the air from more than 12 feet away. You can't play anything close to a fun game when the kids don't have the strength or cooridination for those very basic things.

It's a lot of fun by about 6 or 7 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174637)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: plum tanning salon gaping

at 5 any sport/instrument is a good thing

their brains are building an insane amount of connections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174617)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: provocative violent trailer park dingle berry

describe asthma level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174621)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: plum tanning salon gaping



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

None. Wife is only 1/4 ashkenazi. Kids are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174635)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: vigorous zippy coffee pot

whatever lets the kid spend the largest amount of time away from your influence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174622)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: disturbing church building laser beams

arent there games on saturdays? if youre kid is into it theyre gonna go otd in no time brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174640)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

Soccer is faggot and this is just for recreation at a young age. He’s not gonna be doing some club soccer traveling shit. They have once a week sports stuff on both saturdays and sundays for his age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174664)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: disturbing church building laser beams

its probably credited then since you seem sure he wont like it enough to want to play when hes older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174706)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Pale jet-lagged mental disorder boltzmann

the point of early sports is not skill development. it's learning how to interact with other kids, follow directions, and learn how to move their bodies in new ways. skill development typically comes later.

sometimes, you'll see the rare 4 or 5 year old hitting baseballs or making 6 foot jumpshots. it's usually just an accident of development that doesn't mean a ton about their long term ability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174656)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

Right but some sports are too complicated at that age. Soccer definitely is easy enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174669)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: galvanic institution tattoo

Little kids have trouble understanding soccer. Most of them just run up and down the field without a clue as to what they are doing, but they still have fun and get exercise. Baseball at that age is usually tee-ball, where there is no pitching and they hit off a post. My coaching success with tee-ball was getting one little four year old guy to turn left when he got to first base instead of keeping on running into the outfield. We all had a lot of fun.

It gets bad when they get older because so many of the parents become hypercompetitive assholds.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174674)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

> tee-ball, where there is no pitching and they hit off a post

Is there a different kind of T-ball, you boomer faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174685)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: jet field

Considering the audience, I feel this is an appropriate statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174725)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: twinkling library



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Narrow-minded telephone



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: vigorous zippy coffee pot



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Poppy lay kitty



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: galvanic institution tattoo

Eat my hairy asshole, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49175994)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: cream mewling heaven

Not a jewish kid, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49174703)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Poppy lay kitty



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: drunken bat-shit-crazy property kitty cat

The problem is that soccer is boring for most kids. All team sports have benefits but something like basketball or tennis has them spending more time actually thingdoing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49176030)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Poppy lay kitty

he’s two years behind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49176035)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Sexy Hall Dragon

if the kid has parents that find it necessary to ask this question, then no, they will not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49176364)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Ruby reading party idiot

my first organized sport was teeball, but honestly up until 12 or so the most benefit I got from sports was playing football and basketball with my friends, I think people way overstate the value of organized sports because it is an easy shortcut for the parents and they don't have to let their kids just go play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49176371)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: emerald submissive affirmative action

My reviews:

Soccer - kids will enjoy this about age 3 or 4 - its very easy for kids to get the hang of. By age 5 or 6 the kids are running all the time and can kick a goal and get excited about it. Most schools have "soccer shots" which is a brilliant device where they give your 2 year old a jersey and teach him soccer at daycare and charge you $100 to put a ball in front of him. The huge plus though is that you as a parent don't have to do anything at all - which is amazing because watching toddlers play soccer sucks.

Basketball - this is probably good for kids 5 to 6. if the program has lower baskets (like a normal school) the kids can heave it up there. They like dribbling and passing drills, etc.

Tee ball / coach pitch - I'm surprised how much this sucks. Basically the kids just play in the grass most of the game. Kids younger than 6 often run the wrong way or at the wrong times. Even at 8 years old no kid really understands the rules. You just wait for your kids to hit the tee or swing and miss at a 10 mph pitch 25 times, then when they finally hit it, you wait for 8 other kids to do the same. My kids liked it because it was their first activity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49176506)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: obsidian impertinent point

This is scholarship. Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49176519)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: umber university

I didn't find a sport I liked until I was 12, and I don't know anyone who started a sport at age 6 and kept going with it. OP (and everyone who responded) also failed to distinguish between girls and boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49176512)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: plum tanning salon gaping

why tf would girls play sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49176749)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: racy alcoholic cuckoldry sanctuary

Organized? no. Look for clubs that provide free "futures" programs. It's a practice session with games like sharks and minnows and then "festivals" which are small games like 3v3 so they get a lot of touches and have fun.

It's an investment for the club that they use to identify talented players early on for their academy teams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2Elisa#49176766)