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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497064)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Fragrant mewling field sound barrier

Claire TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498066)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502397)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: pea-brained patrolman church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505349)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: fishy titillating range stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: Fighting laughsome plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: Motley pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Out-of-control stubborn nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control stubborn nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Brindle milk trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: provocative community account

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: Elite Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: vivacious arrogant indian lodge faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: dull stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Maniacal Roast Beef Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Maniacal Roast Beef Foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: rebellious locus liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: pearl passionate chad house

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Crystalline Abode Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: exhilarant ebony brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz bearded background story

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: copper site tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: copper site tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: azure legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: navy bull headed wrinkle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: citrine toaster famous landscape painting

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: Henna trip home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: citrine toaster famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: dull stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: copper site tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: exhilarant ebony brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Slate Curious Mad-dog Skullcap

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: flushed thriller theatre juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Aromatic jap space

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Lime Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Appetizing stage fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: High-end brass center people who are hurt

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Crystalline Abode Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: Appetizing stage fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: rebellious locus liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: rebellious locus liquid oxygen

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: rebellious locus liquid oxygen

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: provocative community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: provocative community account

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: provocative community account

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz bearded background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: exhilarant ebony brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: Fighting laughsome plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: 180 masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: vivacious arrogant indian lodge faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: pearl passionate chad house

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: jet disturbing heaven dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: chestnut orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: chestnut orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: vivacious arrogant indian lodge faggotry

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating ticket booth indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Crystalline Abode Macaca



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: French hairraiser piazza ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: unholy dark station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: judgmental disrespectful den elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: Aromatic jap space



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: mustard abnormal fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: mustard abnormal fanboi



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: cracking affirmative action



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: contagious mint headpube



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Crystalline Abode Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: Chrome talented gas station

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: provocative community account

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: contagious mint headpube



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: exhilarant ebony brunch



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: aggressive stimulating ticket booth indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: Iridescent University



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: cruel-hearted step-uncle's house place of business

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: spectacular misanthropic church azn



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Floppy obsidian idea he suggested selfie



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Floppy obsidian idea he suggested selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible corn cake potus

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible corn cake potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: aggressive stimulating ticket booth indirect expression

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: soggy big hominid bbw



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: aggressive stimulating ticket booth indirect expression



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: Fighting laughsome plaza



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Insane Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: contagious mint headpube



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Insane Haunted Graveyard

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Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: claret trailer park goyim



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Aromatic jap space



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: copper site tattoo



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: claret trailer park goyim

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Angry alpha mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: contagious mint headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Lime Casino



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: Aromatic jap space



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: copper site tattoo



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Insane Haunted Graveyard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Self-centered Jet-lagged Pozpig



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Self-centered Jet-lagged Pozpig



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: Supple insanely creepy weed whacker

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: Territorial filthpig police squad



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498229)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498268)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Territorial filthpig police squad

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498333)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Domesticated Vengeful Hall Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: exhilarant ebony brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling party of the first part philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling party of the first part philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: topaz filthy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Aqua Spot

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Aqua Spot

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling toilet seat sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: Unhinged Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Unhinged Box Office

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling toilet seat sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: exhilarant ebony brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: Soul-stirring area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling toilet seat sneaky criminal

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling toilet seat sneaky criminal

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: aggressive stimulating ticket booth indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: Aromatic jap space

whoa boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Iridescent University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: useless rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: useless rigpig

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed windowlicker

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: Free-loading theater stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: Free-loading theater stage pistol

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Histrionic Buck-toothed Market Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Shaky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Shaky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: Umber Reading Party Antidepressant Drug

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible corn cake potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: glittery walnut tanning salon internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: glittery walnut tanning salon internal respiration

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: contagious mint headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: Insane Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: bossy violet gaping coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy preventive strike set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy preventive strike set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: crusty athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: Iridescent University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: chestnut orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: chestnut orchestra pit

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: chestnut orchestra pit

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: Comical Disgusting Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: glittery walnut tanning salon internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Iridescent University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: pea-brained patrolman church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: pea-brained patrolman church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: pearl passionate chad house

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: Floppy obsidian idea he suggested selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: arousing adulterous mother giraffe

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: cruel-hearted step-uncle's house place of business

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: Dead Twinkling Uncleanness Doctorate

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible corn cake potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: cerebral lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: bateful hyperactive puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: bateful hyperactive puppy

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

https://images.camaelshirt.com/2021/07/jesus-is-my-savior-golden-retriever-is-my-therapy-poster-canvas-decor-art.jpg

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: bateful hyperactive puppy

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: poppy magical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: bateful hyperactive puppy

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: copper site tattoo

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: overrated shrine national security agency

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: copper site tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle burgundy bawdyhouse dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: spectacular misanthropic church azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: razzle buff gay wizard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Appetizing stage fat ankles

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#47093056)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#48355177)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Avocado pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2Elisa#49427890)