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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Topaz Cracking Generalized Bond Plaza

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Topaz Cracking Generalized Bond Plaza



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: galvanic primrose property jap



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: sienna library lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092703)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: galvanic primrose property jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092704)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: crimson french chef

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Orange temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092722)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: sienna library lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48796545)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: peach charismatic newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48899768)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Bright impertinent church building

<3 u guys so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092711)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Sooty odious antidepressant drug stain

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Topaz Cracking Generalized Bond Plaza

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Orange temple

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: confused stag film

Love is Love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092999)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Rusted Self-centered Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48391012)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Canary Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47093006)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: sienna library lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47095630)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Supple Lodge Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47095635)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: sienna library lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Orange temple

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Turquoise High-end Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47098854)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: sienna library lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47098866)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Topaz Cracking Generalized Bond Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Rusted Self-centered Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Brindle rigor

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Orange temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling rebellious trailer park mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling rebellious trailer park mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Rusted Self-centered Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Insane nudist friendly grandma

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Topaz Cracking Generalized Bond Plaza

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Rusted Self-centered Hell

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling rebellious trailer park mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Topaz Cracking Generalized Bond Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Pale mentally impaired depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Topaz Cracking Generalized Bond Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: White heady field

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: peach charismatic newt

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Stimulating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#49467431)