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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Smoky puppy
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Sable Bearded Patrolman
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Cruel-hearted grizzly field
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Smoky puppy
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Smoky puppy
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
deep clown garrison
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
deep clown garrison
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Godawful aqua mental disorder
  04/08/25
that's rude
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/08/25
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Smoky puppy
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
copper adventurous trailer park
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
heady ebony hominid
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/08/25
...
Smoky puppy
  04/08/25
...
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Smoky puppy
  04/09/25
...
Smoky puppy
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
filthy electric regret
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
soggy milky toaster partner
  04/09/25
Ty
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/09/25
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Translucent wonderful lay
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Cobalt vibrant feces
  04/09/25
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fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Peach razzle scourge upon the earth
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
fluffy odious idea he suggested area
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
violet office
  05/02/25
...
chandler (retired)
  05/12/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Smoky puppy

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Sable Bearded Patrolman

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted grizzly field

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Smoky puppy

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Smoky puppy

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: deep clown garrison

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: deep clown garrison

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Godawful aqua mental disorder

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Smoky puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: copper adventurous trailer park

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage mad-dog skullcap

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: heady ebony hominid

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Smoky puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Smoky puppy

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Smoky puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: filthy electric regret

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: soggy milky toaster partner

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Translucent wonderful lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Cobalt vibrant feces

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Peach razzle scourge upon the earth

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: fluffy odious idea he suggested area

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: violet office

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48923565)