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stirring greedy stead
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
exciting station
  05/05/25
Cr
cruel-hearted shivering brunch headpube
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Concupiscible scarlet meetinghouse
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Arrogant newt kitchen
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Pontificating becky house
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slutmobile obv
Big dysfunction
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Titillating plaza
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Big dysfunction
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Titillating plaza
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Marvelous police squad
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Titillating plaza
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Marvelous police squad
  05/05/25
180
Titillating plaza
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
judgmental laughsome juggernaut orchestra pit
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Impertinent azn
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Vibrant topaz toaster shrine
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
curious associate locale
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
rusted trump supporter bbw
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
curious associate locale
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Arrogant newt kitchen
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Sexy racy institution corn cake
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
Costumed National
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Impertinent azn
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Crusty dashing rigor hominid
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Concupiscible scarlet meetinghouse
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
rusted trump supporter bbw
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stirring greedy stead
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
rusted trump supporter bbw
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stirring greedy stead
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rusted trump supporter bbw
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
navy personal credit line idea he suggested
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Very tactful transparent field
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Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
diverse sick brethren
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Arrogant newt kitchen
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
navy personal credit line idea he suggested
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Pontificating becky house
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
navy personal credit line idea he suggested
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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stirring greedy stead
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navy personal credit line idea he suggested
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My bum is on the Swedish
glittery effete chapel
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: stirring greedy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: exciting station

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: cruel-hearted shivering brunch headpube

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible scarlet meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Arrogant newt kitchen



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Pontificating becky house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Big dysfunction

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Titillating plaza

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Big dysfunction

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Titillating plaza



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Marvelous police squad

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Titillating plaza

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Marvelous police squad

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Titillating plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: judgmental laughsome juggernaut orchestra pit

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Impertinent azn

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Vibrant topaz toaster shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: curious associate locale

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: rusted trump supporter bbw

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: curious associate locale

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Arrogant newt kitchen

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Sexy racy institution corn cake

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Costumed National

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Impertinent azn

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Crusty dashing rigor hominid

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible scarlet meetinghouse

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: rusted trump supporter bbw

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: stirring greedy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: rusted trump supporter bbw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: stirring greedy stead

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: rusted trump supporter bbw



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: navy personal credit line idea he suggested

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Very tactful transparent field

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: diverse sick brethren

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Arrogant newt kitchen

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: navy personal credit line idea he suggested

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Pontificating becky house

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: navy personal credit line idea he suggested

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: navy personal credit line idea he suggested

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: stirring greedy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: navy personal credit line idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: glittery effete chapel

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: slippery mother

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: pale tattoo

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918763)