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Hyperventilating Nubile Generalized Bond
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
cobalt shrine faggotry
  05/05/25
Cr
Unholy Aromatic Principal's Office
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twisted maize gas station
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low-t violet alpha
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Racy cuckoldry base
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Carnelian whorehouse
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Bistre Spectacular Dingle Berry
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Carnelian whorehouse
  05/05/25
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Bistre Spectacular Dingle Berry
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
canary zippy foreskin
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Bistre Spectacular Dingle Berry
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
canary zippy foreskin
  05/05/25
180
Bistre Spectacular Dingle Berry
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
marvelous overrated scourge upon the earth
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Nudist Coral Feces Keepsake Machete
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hyperactive headpube home
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
tan hairless gunner orchestra pit
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
provocative nursing home pisswyrm
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
tan hairless gunner orchestra pit
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
low-t violet alpha
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Glassy Hospital
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
chrome very tactful goal in life azn
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Nudist Coral Feces Keepsake Machete
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Stubborn fragrant blood rage library
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
twisted maize gas station
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
provocative nursing home pisswyrm
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Hyperventilating Nubile Generalized Bond
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
provocative nursing home pisswyrm
  05/09/25
1800000
Hyperventilating Nubile Generalized Bond
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provocative nursing home pisswyrm
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
massive indirect expression
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Razzle menage
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
low-t violet alpha
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Racy cuckoldry base
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman
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Hyperventilating Nubile Generalized Bond
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Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
mahogany mad-dog skullcap
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
fiercely-loyal space
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Domesticated Opaque Double Fault
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Nubile Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cobalt shrine faggotry

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Unholy Aromatic Principal's Office

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: twisted maize gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: low-t violet alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Racy cuckoldry base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Carnelian whorehouse

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Bistre Spectacular Dingle Berry

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Carnelian whorehouse

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Bistre Spectacular Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: canary zippy foreskin

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Bistre Spectacular Dingle Berry

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: canary zippy foreskin

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Bistre Spectacular Dingle Berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: marvelous overrated scourge upon the earth

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Nudist Coral Feces Keepsake Machete

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: hyperactive headpube home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: tan hairless gunner orchestra pit

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: provocative nursing home pisswyrm

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: tan hairless gunner orchestra pit

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: low-t violet alpha

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Glassy Hospital

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: chrome very tactful goal in life azn

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Nudist Coral Feces Keepsake Machete

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Stubborn fragrant blood rage library

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: twisted maize gas station

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: provocative nursing home pisswyrm

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Nubile Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: provocative nursing home pisswyrm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Nubile Generalized Bond

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: provocative nursing home pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: massive indirect expression

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Razzle menage

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: low-t violet alpha

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Racy cuckoldry base

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Nubile Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Umber Swashbuckling Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: mahogany mad-dog skullcap

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal space

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Domesticated Opaque Double Fault

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918763)