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vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  07/02/19
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vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Bonkers Heaven Messiness
  12/20/20
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Passionate Magenta Principal's Office
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Boyish Den Legal Warrant
  08/21/19
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arrogant gas station really tough guy
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Adventurous home
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
bearded crackhouse
  08/21/19
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big stead shitlib
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
nubile point
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Boyish Den Legal Warrant
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
bearded crackhouse
  08/21/19
emergency money
Boyish Den Legal Warrant
  08/21/19
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big-titted silver newt
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pungent swashbuckling corner
  03/06/20
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pungent swashbuckling corner
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Green dysfunction
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Thriller Turdskin
  09/01/19
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big-titted silver newt
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Adventurous home
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
big stead shitlib
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
mischievous rehab
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
appetizing church building
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Exciting Stubborn Nursing Home Toaster
  09/10/21
great thread
frum cream queen of the night black woman
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  04/10/23
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Passionate Magenta Principal's Office
  04/10/23
i love men
frum cream queen of the night black woman
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Thriller Turdskin
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Obsidian mental disorder
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
vibrant idea he suggested plaza
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Bonkers Heaven Messiness

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Passionate Magenta Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Boyish Den Legal Warrant

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: arrogant gas station really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Adventurous home

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: bearded crackhouse

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: big stead shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: nubile point

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Boyish Den Legal Warrant

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: bearded crackhouse

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Boyish Den Legal Warrant

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: big-titted silver newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: pungent swashbuckling corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: pungent swashbuckling corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Green dysfunction

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Thriller Turdskin

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: big-titted silver newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Adventurous home

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: big stead shitlib

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: mischievous rehab

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: appetizing church building

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Exciting Stubborn Nursing Home Toaster

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: frum cream queen of the night black woman

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Passionate Magenta Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: frum cream queen of the night black woman

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Thriller Turdskin

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Obsidian mental disorder

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested plaza

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264493)