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EPAH: Most heinous child abuser in board history (worse than Spaceporn)

EPAH deserves to die in prison for what he’s done to c...
Beta main people
  07/23/25
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Beta main people
  07/24/25
that's what is so nauseating about all of this. libs sociopa...
Submissive circlehead
  07/24/25
Yes, but instead he makes tens of millions on legal scams, l...
boyish shimmering orchestra pit
  07/24/25
Do you ever watch baseball?
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
Rarely
boyish shimmering orchestra pit
  07/24/25
Damn dude you need to pick a team and get invested. I care w...
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
Cr I watch the dodgers to take my mind off things https:/...
tantric ivory cuckold knife
  07/24/25
As fucked up and gay as this stunt was they are mostly known...
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
May I refer you to the Protocols where sportsball is used to...
boyish shimmering orchestra pit
  07/24/25
I'm a drooling retard for the most part. I'm also a wildly s...
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
Ok
boyish shimmering orchestra pit
  07/24/25
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Soggy meetinghouse yarmulke
  07/24/25
this is hard when your team rarely wins but you stick with i...
Ruddy range dysfunction
  07/24/25
One piece of this is FALSE.
histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib
  07/24/25
Yeah, to you this is paradise lol
boyish shimmering orchestra pit
  07/24/25
You make like 2-5 million a year, not 10s
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
Nailed it. But more like average of $2. So let's say $0-$4M
histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib
  07/24/25
I'm a lot more clever than Consuela who has no real concept ...
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
I never said tens of millions a year, just overall
boyish shimmering orchestra pit
  07/24/25
Lol, yeah that's more like it. "career earnings" ...
histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib
  07/24/25
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Ungodly azure associate
  07/24/25
Oh no, is this b/c I clowned on you in that other thread, bu...
histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib
  07/24/25
You should be arrested but you are smarter and more likable ...
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
Is this hatp? You and consuela are both great posters and i...
histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib
  07/24/25
I do get along with him most of the time but sometimes he sa...
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
"If I ever attain the level of public notoriety I seek&...
histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib
  07/24/25
he's thinking of going down on chicks even more gross and sl...
boyish shimmering orchestra pit
  07/24/25
No man can resist the BPD siren song.
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
I just want you to represent me. I need to know you're on my...
Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
You don't even have to ask.
histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib
  07/24/25
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Transparent University Masturbator
  07/24/25
Jung was also unlikeable even though he was profound. All h...
boyish shimmering orchestra pit
  07/24/25
When exactly did you “clown” on me, you weird Mo...
Beta main people
  07/24/25
It would have been within the two hours prior to you creatin...
histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib
  07/24/25
I have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about, but...
Beta main people
  07/24/25
Maybe you can both be right.
Racy Persian Lodge
  07/24/25
you people suddenly care about abused children now? https...
Laughsome legend
  07/24/25
To be fair, Hmmmm I wonder why abused children triggers B...
provocative jade gay wizard plaza
  07/24/25
correction. EPAH should be shot, then hung, then publicl...
Thriller step-uncle's house
  07/24/25
this reads like a PN poast during his snuggie mugshot phase
Laughsome legend
  07/24/25
why aren’t you in the service of the state, you indige...
Thriller step-uncle's house
  07/24/25
this except in reverse order
Ungodly azure associate
  07/24/25
this seems accurate
Ruddy range dysfunction
  07/24/25
But I'm already hung.
histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib
  07/24/25
That’s not true
Mewling Bearded Heaven Sound Barrier
  07/24/25
To be fair, Lol CR We (a bunch of random strange men o...
provocative jade gay wizard plaza
  07/24/25
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cock of michael obama
  07/25/25
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Beta main people
  07/24/25
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Beta main people
  07/25/25


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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Beta main people

EPAH deserves to die in prison for what he’s done to children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126372)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Beta main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126527)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Submissive circlehead

that's what is so nauseating about all of this. libs sociopathically feigning to be scandalized by child abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126532)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: boyish shimmering orchestra pit

Yes, but instead he makes tens of millions on legal scams, lives in Hawaii and surfs almost every day, and liberals of the country applaud that he had trans children with a drug addict mud creature

Schopenhauer said this world only begins to make sense if you see it as the embodiment of penal colony where we are tortured and living in Hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126534)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

Do you ever watch baseball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126537)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: boyish shimmering orchestra pit

Rarely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126541)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

Damn dude you need to pick a team and get invested. I care way more about sportsball than whether EPAH is getting arrested for transing his kids (he's not). Baseball is really exciting when you care a lot about watching your team win and going through the ups and downs of a season and caring a lot about them going through struggles. It takes your mind off things. A come from behind win is pretty exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126545)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:37 AM
Author: tantric ivory cuckold knife

Cr I watch the dodgers to take my mind off things

https://thestarnewsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Sisters-of-Perpetual-Indulgence-LA-Dodgers_840x480.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126546)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

As fucked up and gay as this stunt was they are mostly known for playing baseball. Like the other day I saw Kershaw on the mound and I didn't think of weird tranny shit even once. It was just baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126549)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: boyish shimmering orchestra pit

May I refer you to the Protocols where sportsball is used to distract retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126547)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

I'm a drooling retard for the most part. I'm also a wildly successful poaster with many frens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126550)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: boyish shimmering orchestra pit

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126554)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:29 AM
Author: Soggy meetinghouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126679)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Ruddy range dysfunction

this is hard when your team rarely wins but you stick with it through thick and thin anyway, but then the woke faggots also take away its century-old name and identity and rebadge it with some shit made up name like "Guardians"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126673)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib

One piece of this is FALSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126553)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:48 AM
Author: boyish shimmering orchestra pit

Yeah, to you this is paradise lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126555)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:51 AM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

You make like 2-5 million a year, not 10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126559)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib

Nailed it. But more like average of $2. So let's say $0-$4M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126564)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

I'm a lot more clever than Consuela who has no real concept of money and compensation and what things are worth in the real world. He lives in fantasy land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126580)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:56 AM
Author: boyish shimmering orchestra pit

I never said tens of millions a year, just overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126569)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib

Lol, yeah that's more like it. "career earnings" basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126571)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:24 AM
Author: Ungodly azure associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126587)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:46 AM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib

Oh no, is this b/c I clowned on you in that other thread, bud? And you've been stewing for a few hours over it? lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126552)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:51 AM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

You should be arrested but you are smarter and more likable than Consuela. It's really a paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126558)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib

Is this hatp? You and consuela are both great posters and if I had my way you guys would just start getting along and swapping jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126566)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:08 AM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

I do get along with him most of the time but sometimes he says things that are so stupid I get annoyed and have to slap him.

I consider us friends even though I will never accept the validity of transgenderism. But hopefully we can mend that fence when we get there. If I ever attain the level of public notoriety I seek, maybe one day we could attend a celebrity event and I will introduce you as my Attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126582)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib

"If I ever attain the level of public notoriety I seek"

Whatever it is you're planning, DON'T DO IT man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128507)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: boyish shimmering orchestra pit

he's thinking of going down on chicks even more gross and slutty than the box -- maybe courtney love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128512)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

No man can resist the BPD siren song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128544)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator

I just want you to represent me. I need to know you're on my side. Money won't be an issue. It may be difficult for you to swallow but I need to know you can defend me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128541)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib

You don't even have to ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128600)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Transparent University Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128661)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: boyish shimmering orchestra pit

Jung was also unlikeable even though he was profound. All his teachers hated him. Life is contradiction and paradox , a crucifixion between the opposites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126572)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Beta main people

When exactly did you “clown” on me, you weird Mormon child-abusing freak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128610)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib

It would have been within the two hours prior to you creating this thread, you hypersensitive little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128616)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Beta main people

I have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about, but you sure did reply to me in this subthread wasteland within two minutes.

Who’s the hypersensitive bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128666)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Racy Persian Lodge

Maybe you can both be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49129377)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Laughsome legend

you people suddenly care about abused children now?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/07/23/congress/republican-reaction-epstein-files-report-trump-norman-massie-wsj-00471731&ved=2ahUKEwjnoY6G7NSOAxVprIkEHY5wImY4ChDF9AEoAHoECAkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1ru_9FO1rOXrFg0i44h4Wx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126583)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: provocative jade gay wizard plaza

To be fair,

Hmmmm I wonder why abused children triggers Benzo so much?

Maybe we should ask Uncle Dave...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128626)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house

correction.

EPAH should be shot, then hung, then publicly humiliated, then dragged through the streets, then quartered, then burned, then left to rot in prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126613)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Laughsome legend

this reads like a PN poast during his snuggie mugshot phase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126618)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:24 AM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house

why aren’t you in the service of the state, you indigent meth-addled fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126675)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Ungodly azure associate

this except in reverse order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126621)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Ruddy range dysfunction

this seems accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49126674)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap shitlib

But I'm already hung.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128509)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Mewling Bearded Heaven Sound Barrier

That’s not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128515)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: provocative jade gay wizard plaza

To be fair,

Lol CR

We (a bunch of random strange men on the internet) have all seen this guy's cock (because he's a weird deviant faggot), wow odd case I wonder how that happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128632)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49130669)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Beta main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49128446)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Beta main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753981&forum_id=2Elisa#49129755)