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https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/2003079321590898870
Razzle-dazzle massive school elastic band
  12/22/25
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spectacular bossy locale
  12/22/25
Mercifully, I don't qualify.
Insanely creepy razzmatazz principal's office gunner
  12/22/25
You can just grow a beard
Razzle-dazzle massive school elastic band
  12/22/25
Me either
Floppy stag film clown
  12/22/25
...
onyx home
  12/22/25
she'll have her pick in SF
Silver Very Tactful National Striped Hyena
  12/22/25
...
Aromatic heaven reading party
  12/22/25
Dark Triad Light | Feminist Adjacent | Goes To Therapy
ocher gaping patrolman
  12/22/25
What the fuck is dark triad light anyway
Floppy stag film clown
  12/22/25
The complete opposite of you
ocher gaping patrolman
  12/22/25
I assumed that means she has some manifestation of the dark ...
arousing know-it-all mental disorder ape
  12/22/25
wtf why would she even say that The Dark Triad (Narcissi...
Floppy stag film clown
  12/22/25
Those are the desired traits in the hypothetical man that sh...
ocher gaping patrolman
  12/22/25
astonishingly, this is almost certainly 100% correct without...
onyx home
  12/22/25
...
ocher gaping patrolman
  12/22/25
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Laughsome deep double fault
  12/22/25
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supple underhanded abode feces
  12/22/25
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Floppy stag film clown
  12/22/25
Yea, I got upstaged on my parsing of birdbrains here, which ...
arousing know-it-all mental disorder ape
  12/22/25
| Can maybe raise a dog
milky yarmulke scourge upon the earth
  12/22/25
To later be eaten*
Abnormal lascivious roommate water buffalo
  12/22/25
...
Gold dilemma
  12/22/25
...
Ruddy Tank School Cafeteria
  12/22/25
lol cr, even with the first two, she's whittled the potentia...
cerebral mildly autistic market
  12/22/25
Why do so many women basically demand that dudes go to thera...
Floppy stag film clown
  12/22/25
because they saw other women say the same thing
Coiffed awkward trump supporter box office
  12/22/25
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ocher gaping patrolman
  12/22/25
...
Umber Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/22/25
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onyx home
  12/22/25
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Pearl resort telephone
  12/22/25
...
Silver Very Tactful National Striped Hyena
  12/22/25
...
orchid codepig
  12/22/25
Missed you
Titillating point
  12/22/25
To be fair, Thanks bro I have temporarily returned becaus...
orchid codepig
  12/22/25
Love it, tbf any reason is good enough to have you back
Titillating point
  12/22/25
Weird how I came back at the same time!
emerald comical genital piercing
  12/22/25
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wild philosopher-king
  12/22/25
...
Gold dilemma
  12/22/25
Women aren't like that. I know these things.
Multi-colored brethren area
  12/22/25
...
Zombie-like buck-toothed rigor
  12/22/25
...
stimulating den round eye
  12/25/25
(Guy who legit needs therapy)
internet-worthy medicated ticket booth messiness
  12/22/25
youve come to the right place
Passionate parlor
  12/22/25
"maybe can raise a dog" *wants to eat said dog*
mind-boggling crystalline corner ceo
  12/22/25
...
Laughsome deep double fault
  12/22/25
https://x.com/MikeRotch180/status/2003113748131668239
mind-boggling crystalline corner ceo
  12/22/25
That's nothing, FizzKidd doesn't get out of bed for anything...
Umber Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/22/25
who also has muscles like pythons mating beneath dark velvet...
onyx home
  12/22/25
...
Laughsome deep double fault
  12/22/25
cock like a baby's arm holding an apple tp
Cobalt shivering organic girlfriend
  12/23/25
FizzKidd isn't a highly successful CEO like this beauty
emerald comical genital piercing
  12/22/25
I'm the CEO of my life
Cobalt shivering organic girlfriend
  12/23/25
she's ok with baldmos, you're in luck xo!
contagious idiotic orchestra pit blood rage
  12/22/25
ive seen about 100 of these. it's ragebait. was kind of funn...
soul-stirring alpha
  12/22/25
Does taking to a bartender count as therapy?
Racy Smoky Locus
  12/22/25
...
spectacular bossy locale
  12/22/25
"Buys me thoughtful things" is a roundabout way of...
Aphrodisiac Mustard Lay
  12/22/25
Are you oriental? $5 trinkets is good enough for her imo
gaped snowy fortuitous meteor
  12/22/25
You might think that but I promise you that she doesn't come...
Aphrodisiac Mustard Lay
  12/22/25
This is why everyone Lies and just says “personality&r...
gaped snowy fortuitous meteor
  12/22/25
Honestly, she could just tweak it to 5'4 - 5'8 no bea...
alcoholic psychic
  12/22/25
Oh Malk - You got dahk triad?
insane electric jewess
  12/22/25
If I was single I would absolutely avoid women that use any ...
Multi-colored brethren area
  12/22/25
Is she wealthy?
razzle garnet hall international law enforcement agency
  12/23/25
Anyone that speaks a human language can do recursion, so tha...
Cracking base half-breed
  12/23/25
Rate my ex-bf https://ibb.co/V0nPbVPM
Cobalt shivering organic girlfriend
  12/23/25
Rated as 5’7” protestant
Racy Smoky Locus
  12/25/25


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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle massive school elastic band

https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/2003079321590898870

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530209)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: spectacular bossy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530938)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Insanely creepy razzmatazz principal's office gunner

Mercifully, I don't qualify.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530332)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle massive school elastic band

You can just grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Floppy stag film clown

Me either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530350)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: onyx home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530465)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Silver Very Tactful National Striped Hyena

she'll have her pick in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530337)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Aromatic heaven reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532534)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: ocher gaping patrolman

Dark Triad Light | Feminist Adjacent | Goes To Therapy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530343)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Floppy stag film clown

What the fuck is dark triad light anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530354)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: ocher gaping patrolman

The complete opposite of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530371)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: arousing know-it-all mental disorder ape

I assumed that means she has some manifestation of the dark triad female personality traits. BPD narcissism phycopathy or whatever and wants her man to weather, manage, and even offset them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530401)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Floppy stag film clown

wtf why would she even say that

The Dark Triad (Narcissism, Machiavellianism, Psychopathy) describes socially aversive traits, while the Light Triad (Kantianism, Humanism, Faith in Humanity) represents beneficent qualities, like valuing others as ends in themselves, seeing individual worth, and believing in people's goodness, respectively. They aren't perfect opposites but distinct, measurable personality profiles, with people often scoring in both, though the Light Triad correlates with more life satisfaction and empathy, contrasting with the Dark Triad's links to self-enhancement and manipulation.

The Dark Triad (Self-Enhancing)

Narcissism: Grandiosity, entitlement, self-importance.

Machiavellianism: Manipulative, strategic, exploitative.

Psychopathy: Impulsivity, callousness, lack of empathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530422)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: ocher gaping patrolman

Those are the desired traits in the hypothetical man that she wants to rape her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530435)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: onyx home

astonishingly, this is almost certainly 100% correct without any flame or irony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: ocher gaping patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530578)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Laughsome deep double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530587)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: supple underhanded abode feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530593)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Floppy stag film clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: arousing know-it-all mental disorder ape

Yea, I got upstaged on my parsing of birdbrains here, which is usually one of my specialties. GG. I will endeavor to do better brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531780)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: milky yarmulke scourge upon the earth

| Can maybe raise a dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530455)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Abnormal lascivious roommate water buffalo

To later be eaten*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530603)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Gold dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531351)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Ruddy Tank School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: cerebral mildly autistic market

lol cr, even with the first two, she's whittled the potential universe down to 0.01%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531024)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Floppy stag film clown

Why do so many women basically demand that dudes go to therapy? I’ve seen this many times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530358)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Coiffed awkward trump supporter box office

because they saw other women say the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530383)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: ocher gaping patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530394)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Umber Sanctuary Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530412)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: onyx home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530470)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Pearl resort telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530609)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Silver Very Tactful National Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530630)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: orchid codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531321)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Titillating point

Missed you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: orchid codepig

To be fair,

Thanks bro I have temporarily returned because I set a reminder on my Outlook calendar to warm up all of my alts in time to shamelessly cheat in MPM again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531414)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Titillating point

Love it, tbf any reason is good enough to have you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531489)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: emerald comical genital piercing

Weird how I came back at the same time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532498)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: wild philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531328)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Gold dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531352)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored brethren area

Women aren't like that. I know these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532140)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like buck-toothed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532147)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: stimulating den round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49539591)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: internet-worthy medicated ticket booth messiness

(Guy who legit needs therapy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530415)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Passionate parlor

youve come to the right place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530666)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling crystalline corner ceo

"maybe can raise a dog"

*wants to eat said dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530395)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Laughsome deep double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling crystalline corner ceo

https://x.com/MikeRotch180/status/2003113748131668239

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531091)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Umber Sanctuary Kitty Cat

That's nothing, FizzKidd doesn't get out of bed for anything less than a +3 sigma IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: onyx home

who also has muscles like pythons mating beneath dark velvet, a cock like a baby's arm holding an apple, the cutest little dimples, and regularly visits his mother but not TOO often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530476)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Laughsome deep double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Cobalt shivering organic girlfriend

cock like a baby's arm holding an apple tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533284)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: emerald comical genital piercing

FizzKidd isn't a highly successful CEO like this beauty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530637)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Cobalt shivering organic girlfriend

I'm the CEO of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533290)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: contagious idiotic orchestra pit blood rage

she's ok with baldmos, you're in luck xo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530576)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring alpha

ive seen about 100 of these. it's ragebait. was kind of funny the first time but is very gay and retarded now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530635)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Racy Smoky Locus

Does taking to a bartender count as therapy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530665)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: spectacular bossy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mustard Lay

"Buys me thoughtful things" is a roundabout way of saying wealthy. She doesn't mean a "thoughtful" $5 trinket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530939)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: gaped snowy fortuitous meteor

Are you oriental? $5 trinkets is good enough for her imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531027)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mustard Lay

You might think that but I promise you that she doesn't come on bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531383)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: gaped snowy fortuitous meteor

This is why everyone Lies and just says “personality” and to do otherwise is autism imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531028)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: alcoholic psychic

Honestly, she could just tweak it to

5'4 - 5'8

no beard

--and she'd probably get all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531062)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: insane electric jewess

Oh Malk - You got dahk triad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531510)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored brethren area

If I was single I would absolutely avoid women that use any social media. Most young women don't use any social media and that's where all the normal ones are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532155)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: razzle garnet hall international law enforcement agency

Is she wealthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533260)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Cracking base half-breed

Anyone that speaks a human language can do recursion, so that only really excludes children raised by wolves and other wild animals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533302)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Cobalt shivering organic girlfriend

Rate my ex-bf

https://ibb.co/V0nPbVPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533310)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Racy Smoky Locus

Rated as 5’7” protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49539583)