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Snowy Business Firm
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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Garnet crackhouse main people
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LJL @ poors
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charismatic lettuce
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MFCR alert
turquoise market
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Prole tell!
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Fighting umber degenerate
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
spectacular embarrassed to the bone athletic conference philosopher-king
  08/21/19
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fragrant gas station black woman
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
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emergency money
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hilarious bateful piazza feces
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hilarious bateful piazza feces
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You’re poor
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Snowy Business Firm
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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cream office masturbator
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
turquoise market
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Snowy Business Firm
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How poor are you fuckers?
Fighting umber degenerate
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Snowy Business Firm
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
stirring sick marketing idea
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Snowy Business Firm
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Nubile electric heaven messiness
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Snowy Business Firm
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
slate idiotic regret preventive strike
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great thread
nudist parlor
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Garnet crackhouse main people
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i love men
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Snowy Business Firm
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Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Snowy Business Firm
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Big-titted step-uncle's house
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Snowy Business Firm
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
salmon box office
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Snowy Business Firm
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Snowy Business Firm
  09/14/24
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Snowy Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted theatre striped hyena

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Garnet crackhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: fragrant gas station black woman

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: charismatic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: turquoise market

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Cocky Trip Famous Landscape Painting

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Fighting umber degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: spectacular embarrassed to the bone athletic conference philosopher-king

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: fragrant gas station black woman

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Cocky Trip Famous Landscape Painting

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: fragrant gas station black woman

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: cream office masturbator



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: hilarious bateful piazza feces



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: hilarious bateful piazza feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Blathering Judgmental Cruise Ship Bbw

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Big-titted step-uncle's house

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: cream office masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: turquoise market

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Fighting umber degenerate

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: stirring sick marketing idea

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Nubile electric heaven messiness

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: slate idiotic regret preventive strike

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: nudist parlor

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Garnet crackhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: nudist parlor

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Big-titted step-uncle's house

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: salmon box office

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Snowy Business Firm

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264493)