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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Appetizing Orchestra Pit Telephone



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: iridescent yapping dilemma genital piercing

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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: well-lubricated trump supporter resort



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: hot philosopher-king filthpig



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: excitant gaping locale

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Olive Impertinent Parlor Gaming Laptop

PARTNER: I wanted to win that motion worse than I wanted any goddamned thing in my life. You'd think I could just this once, wouldn't you? I didn't care nothing about the trial. Win or lose, I would have been satisfied. I'd have walked away from biglaw and I'd have gone to an IP boutique.

HOBBS: Nothing like a boutique. (smiles) Nothing like being around clients, researching IP. There's nothing like being in the courtroom arguing plant breeders' rights and integrated circuit layout design protection. The most complex stuff you ever saw.

PARTNER: You know, my mother told me I ought to be at an IP boutique.

HOBBS: (smiles) ... My dad wanted me to be a biglawyer.

PARTNER: Well you're better than anyone I ever had.

And you're the best goddamned brief writer I ever saw.

Suit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2Elisa#25023121)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Learning disabled chrome church building dingle berry



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:48 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:51 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:35 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Indecent Soul-stirring Property Mexican

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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:03 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:05 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2014 7:51 PM
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Date: April 17th, 2014 9:53 AM
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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: lascivious trust fund principal's office



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:10 AM
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Date: October 18th, 2014 11:39 AM
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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:58 PM
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Date: April 18th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: lascivious trust fund principal's office

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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:43 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:09 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:28 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:39 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:14 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:02 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2016 5:15 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: lascivious trust fund principal's office



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: lascivious trust fund principal's office



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:38 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge

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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:21 AM
Author: lascivious trust fund principal's office



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:53 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: lascivious trust fund principal's office



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: lascivious trust fund principal's office



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:53 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:02 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:04 AM
Author: lascivious trust fund principal's office



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: lascivious trust fund principal's office

POP: “Where the hell’d they find ya?”

HOBBS: “O’Holleran & Oderisi. Workers’ Comp.”

POP: “Workers’ Comp. Ya hear that, Red?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2Elisa#42822418)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 9:32 AM
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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
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