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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
walnut stead sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
walnut stead sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
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multi-colored center hominid
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
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  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Lemon self-absorbed cuckold spot
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
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  11/11/25
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fantasy-prone immigrant
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
pontificating 180 garrison
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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Brilliant electric church
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wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
startled queen of the night
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Confused indirect expression gas station
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim
  11/11/25
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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talented piazza
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim
  11/11/25
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zombie-like indigo boistinker
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
amber theater stage philosopher-king
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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  11/11/25
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talented piazza
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: walnut stead sweet tailpipe

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: walnut stead sweet tailpipe

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: multi-colored center hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: umber aromatic sanctuary

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Lemon self-absorbed cuckold spot

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Lemon self-absorbed cuckold spot

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Seedy odious alpha really tough guy

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: thirsty party of the first part

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Brilliant electric church

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: pontificating 180 garrison

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: pontificating 180 garrison

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Brilliant electric church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Confused indirect expression gas station

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: startled queen of the night

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Confused indirect expression gas station

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: magenta candlestick maker

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: histrionic tantric elastic band cruise ship

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: talented piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: disturbing trailer park kitty

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: magenta candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Flushed coldplay fan voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: zombie-like indigo boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Irradiated flesh french chef

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: talented piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pungent Shimmering New Version

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: zombie-like indigo boistinker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: amber theater stage philosopher-king

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bespoke potus

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: blue pea-brained scourge upon the earth chapel

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: soggy resort

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: talented piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Flushed coldplay fan voyeur

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Contagious disrespectful doctorate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: walnut stead sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: amber theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: mauve passionate forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: clear supple field

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: lavender appetizing cuckoldry goyim

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Cerise mad-dog skullcap

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: multi-colored center hominid

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49424851)