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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my...
Claret Messiness Home
  12/19/25
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Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.
Claret Messiness Home
  12/19/25
Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter
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  12/19/25
We are zero percent jewish
Claret Messiness Home
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There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the...
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I didn't say we were white gentiles
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why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she appl...
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  12/19/25
I didn't think she would get accepted.
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Great parent
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This reasoning is normal
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  12/23/25
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She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain ...
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We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astr...
Claret Messiness Home
  12/19/25
wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well...
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  12/19/25
We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and do...
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  12/19/25
she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses th...
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do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches...
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You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are fre...
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  12/19/25
Turbogoys here
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  12/19/25
Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life
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  12/20/25
Write out the costs for each school under consideration. ...
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It’s December, that means she got in early decision. ...
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Well ex….cuuuuuze me!
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I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type
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That’s a great start. You’re probably also gett...
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Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.
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No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you nev...
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why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses a...
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I don't think you know how FAFSA works
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retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as mu...
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Typical Gen Xer
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Why didn't you save for college? Why can't she just go an...
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Just let her take out loans
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Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the wei...
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How many kids do you have?
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Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out
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Lmao u are fucked
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Proper fucked
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What kind of Asian are you?
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South Asian
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Jesus
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? We're all South Asians, are we not?
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in all seriousness, looks like they are academically incline...
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I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her s...
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Wow! Congrats!
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She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.

Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523510)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Coral Nursing Home Pistol

OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523515)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523520)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant mentally impaired church partner

Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523516)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

We are zero percent jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523590)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant mentally impaired church partner

There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523602)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

I didn't say we were white gentiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523611)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: white soul-stirring office legal warrant

Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523529)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

lol

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523531)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: nofapping fragrant pisswyrm



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Sick Windowlicker Theatre



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: ruby dilemma degenerate



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: aromatic legend



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Dashing shimmering half-breed



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: peach pit dingle berry



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: irradiated trailer park coffee pot



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: frum potus immigrant



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: orchid abode people who are hurt



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Titillating factory reset button

Pittsburg is an okay city too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Stirring Painfully Honest Indian Lodge Haunted Graveyard

why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523607)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

I didn't think she would get accepted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523612)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Mewling Associate

Great parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523614)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: wine concupiscible parlor

This reasoning is normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523708)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: aromatic legend



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Stirring Painfully Honest Indian Lodge Haunted Graveyard

great job dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523715)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: bateful heaven

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523623)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Translucent Vivacious Stage Keepsake Machete

She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523626)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523630)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: garnet whorehouse

wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523653)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.

I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523655)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: garnet whorehouse

she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523661)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored indirect expression



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Stirring Painfully Honest Indian Lodge Haunted Graveyard

do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523731)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: garnet whorehouse

fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523954)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: nofapping fragrant pisswyrm

You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523629)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

Turbogoys here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523634)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: hairless bawdyhouse

Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: wine concupiscible parlor

Write out the costs for each school under consideration.

Post on refrigerator.

To be honest you should have done this sooner.

If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523670)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: slimy underhanded juggernaut

It’s December, that means she got in early decision.

Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523717)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: wine concupiscible parlor

Well ex….cuuuuuze me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523722)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: scarlet psychic ceo

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523673)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Adulterous private investor shitlib

It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523703)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523709)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Adulterous private investor shitlib

That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523790)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Mauve excitant box office travel guidebook

Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525176)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Unhinged Marketing Idea Toilet Seat



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: 180 bisexual piazza dog poop

You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523721)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Opaque alcoholic alpha



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Avocado sinister senate gay wizard

Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?

If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523773)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Onyx jewess

No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523778)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Avocado sinister senate gay wizard

lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523781)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Heady Police Squad

why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523820)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

I don't think you know how FAFSA works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523839)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Heady Police Squad

retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523959)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Blue University

Typical Gen Xer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523842)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: confused odious corner

Why didn't you save for college?

Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523868)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Transparent supple yarmulke

Just let her take out loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523874)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: flickering mustard roast beef generalized bond

What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?

I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.

Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?

I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523913)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine hall

Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523920)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: thriller halford garrison

How many kids do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523930)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Pontificating primrose center nibblets

How much does Penn cost these days?

Your income/net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523944)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: dun background story macaca

How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49523963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Crusty razzle-dazzle queen of the night church building

FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524074)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: exciting wagecucks step-uncle's house

Do uber shifts at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524443)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: Jade gunner patrolman

just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524446)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524494)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: abusive chestnut address puppy

Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524457)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this.

https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524532)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: lascivious arrogant plaza

Lmao u are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524570)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

Proper fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525066)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Ungodly field turdskin

Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524690)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: abusive chestnut address puppy

this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525484)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: flickering mustard roast beef generalized bond

What kind of Asian are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49524992)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

South Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525054)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant mentally impaired church partner

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525067)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

? We're all South Asians, are we not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525157)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: garnet whorehouse

…in this great dharavi of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49525941)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526024)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Godawful indigo philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526027)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Unhinged Marketing Idea Toilet Seat

In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526130)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: aromatic legend

two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535194)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.

I'm Christian btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535210)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: aromatic legend

in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.

try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535226)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: Claret Messiness Home

I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.

I'm assuming applications are way down or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535243)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Godawful indigo philosopher-king

Wow! Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49526026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cobalt vigorous newt

gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: laughsome kitchen nowag

1580kg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535258)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: purple shrine giraffe

she'll get a full ride at penn st

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: carnelian cerebral school cafeteria mood

damn man, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535254)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: cobalt vigorous newt

She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2Elisa#49535235)