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https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/2003079321590898870
Motley Narrow-minded Orchestra Pit
  12/22/25
...
Medicated Cerise Stead
  12/22/25
Mercifully, I don't qualify.
alcoholic haunted graveyard
  12/22/25
You can just grow a beard
Motley Narrow-minded Orchestra Pit
  12/22/25
Me either
slippery university nowag
  12/22/25
...
emerald thriller giraffe
  12/22/25
she'll have her pick in SF
abusive mother sound barrier
  12/22/25
...
Adventurous theater stage
  12/22/25
Dark Triad Light | Feminist Adjacent | Goes To Therapy
Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend
  12/22/25
What the fuck is dark triad light anyway
slippery university nowag
  12/22/25
The complete opposite of you
Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend
  12/22/25
I assumed that means she has some manifestation of the dark ...
haunting parlour trust fund
  12/22/25
wtf why would she even say that The Dark Triad (Narcissi...
slippery university nowag
  12/22/25
Those are the desired traits in the hypothetical man that sh...
Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend
  12/22/25
astonishingly, this is almost certainly 100% correct without...
emerald thriller giraffe
  12/22/25
...
Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend
  12/22/25
...
Shimmering startling boiling water spot
  12/22/25
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Cracking goal in life
  12/22/25
...
slippery university nowag
  12/22/25
Yea, I got upstaged on my parsing of birdbrains here, which ...
haunting parlour trust fund
  12/22/25
| Can maybe raise a dog
Razzle-dazzle shivering menage really tough guy
  12/22/25
To later be eaten*
irradiated amethyst background story
  12/22/25
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Boyish Gold Electric Furnace
  12/22/25
...
Multi-colored black indirect expression
  12/22/25
lol cr, even with the first two, she's whittled the potentia...
Iridescent point turdskin
  12/22/25
Why do so many women basically demand that dudes go to thera...
slippery university nowag
  12/22/25
because they saw other women say the same thing
laughsome topaz institution puppy
  12/22/25
...
Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend
  12/22/25
...
Smoky Big Lay Degenerate
  12/22/25
...
emerald thriller giraffe
  12/22/25
...
Glassy pea-brained church building
  12/22/25
...
abusive mother sound barrier
  12/22/25
...
comical tanning salon mad cow disease
  12/22/25
Missed you
white cerebral rehab
  12/22/25
To be fair, Thanks bro I have temporarily returned becaus...
comical tanning salon mad cow disease
  12/22/25
Love it, tbf any reason is good enough to have you back
white cerebral rehab
  12/22/25
Weird how I came back at the same time!
magical outnumbered resort
  12/22/25
...
Concupiscible national mood
  12/22/25
...
Boyish Gold Electric Furnace
  12/22/25
Women aren't like that. I know these things.
sexy demanding doctorate corner
  12/22/25
...
burgundy deranged codepig hell
  12/22/25
...
Mind-boggling legend fanboi
  12/25/25
(Guy who legit needs therapy)
Azure autistic tattoo stag film
  12/22/25
youve come to the right place
Orange coldplay fan black woman
  12/22/25
"maybe can raise a dog" *wants to eat said dog*
Pearl Aromatic Lettuce Yarmulke
  12/22/25
...
Shimmering startling boiling water spot
  12/22/25
https://x.com/MikeRotch180/status/2003113748131668239
Pearl Aromatic Lettuce Yarmulke
  12/22/25
That's nothing, FizzKidd doesn't get out of bed for anything...
Smoky Big Lay Degenerate
  12/22/25
who also has muscles like pythons mating beneath dark velvet...
emerald thriller giraffe
  12/22/25
...
Shimmering startling boiling water spot
  12/22/25
cock like a baby's arm holding an apple tp
Bat-shit-crazy Theater
  12/23/25
FizzKidd isn't a highly successful CEO like this beauty
magical outnumbered resort
  12/22/25
I'm the CEO of my life
Bat-shit-crazy Theater
  12/23/25
she's ok with baldmos, you're in luck xo!
supple library rigpig
  12/22/25
ive seen about 100 of these. it's ragebait. was kind of funn...
Violent Dog Poop Brunch
  12/22/25
Does taking to a bartender count as therapy?
sadistic cobalt antidepressant drug wrinkle
  12/22/25
...
Medicated Cerise Stead
  12/22/25
"Buys me thoughtful things" is a roundabout way of...
cruel-hearted confused ticket booth dopamine
  12/22/25
Are you oriental? $5 trinkets is good enough for her imo
jet galvanic gay wizard
  12/22/25
You might think that but I promise you that she doesn't come...
cruel-hearted confused ticket booth dopamine
  12/22/25
This is why everyone Lies and just says “personality&r...
jet galvanic gay wizard
  12/22/25
Honestly, she could just tweak it to 5'4 - 5'8 no bea...
Contagious Business Firm Quadroon
  12/22/25
Oh Malk - You got dahk triad?
razzle turquoise police squad athletic conference
  12/22/25
If I was single I would absolutely avoid women that use any ...
sexy demanding doctorate corner
  12/22/25
Is she wealthy?
Titillating khaki boistinker
  12/23/25
Anyone that speaks a human language can do recursion, so tha...
Rough-skinned base
  12/23/25
Rate my ex-bf https://ibb.co/V0nPbVPM
Bat-shit-crazy Theater
  12/23/25
Rated as 5’7” protestant
sadistic cobalt antidepressant drug wrinkle
  12/25/25


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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Motley Narrow-minded Orchestra Pit

https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/2003079321590898870

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530209)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Medicated Cerise Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530938)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard

Mercifully, I don't qualify.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530332)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Motley Narrow-minded Orchestra Pit

You can just grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: slippery university nowag

Me either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530350)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: emerald thriller giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530465)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: abusive mother sound barrier

she'll have her pick in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530337)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Adventurous theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532534)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend

Dark Triad Light | Feminist Adjacent | Goes To Therapy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530343)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: slippery university nowag

What the fuck is dark triad light anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530354)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend

The complete opposite of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530371)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: haunting parlour trust fund

I assumed that means she has some manifestation of the dark triad female personality traits. BPD narcissism phycopathy or whatever and wants her man to weather, manage, and even offset them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530401)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: slippery university nowag

wtf why would she even say that

The Dark Triad (Narcissism, Machiavellianism, Psychopathy) describes socially aversive traits, while the Light Triad (Kantianism, Humanism, Faith in Humanity) represents beneficent qualities, like valuing others as ends in themselves, seeing individual worth, and believing in people's goodness, respectively. They aren't perfect opposites but distinct, measurable personality profiles, with people often scoring in both, though the Light Triad correlates with more life satisfaction and empathy, contrasting with the Dark Triad's links to self-enhancement and manipulation.

The Dark Triad (Self-Enhancing)

Narcissism: Grandiosity, entitlement, self-importance.

Machiavellianism: Manipulative, strategic, exploitative.

Psychopathy: Impulsivity, callousness, lack of empathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530422)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend

Those are the desired traits in the hypothetical man that she wants to rape her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530435)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: emerald thriller giraffe

astonishingly, this is almost certainly 100% correct without any flame or irony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530578)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Shimmering startling boiling water spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530587)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Cracking goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530593)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: slippery university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: haunting parlour trust fund

Yea, I got upstaged on my parsing of birdbrains here, which is usually one of my specialties. GG. I will endeavor to do better brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531780)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle shivering menage really tough guy

| Can maybe raise a dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530455)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: irradiated amethyst background story

To later be eaten*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530603)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531351)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored black indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Iridescent point turdskin

lol cr, even with the first two, she's whittled the potential universe down to 0.01%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531024)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: slippery university nowag

Why do so many women basically demand that dudes go to therapy? I’ve seen this many times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530358)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: laughsome topaz institution puppy

because they saw other women say the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530383)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Histrionic Peach Area Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530394)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Smoky Big Lay Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530412)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: emerald thriller giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530470)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Glassy pea-brained church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530609)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: abusive mother sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530630)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: comical tanning salon mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531321)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: white cerebral rehab

Missed you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: comical tanning salon mad cow disease

To be fair,

Thanks bro I have temporarily returned because I set a reminder on my Outlook calendar to warm up all of my alts in time to shamelessly cheat in MPM again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531414)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: white cerebral rehab

Love it, tbf any reason is good enough to have you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531489)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: magical outnumbered resort

Weird how I came back at the same time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532498)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible national mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531328)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531352)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: sexy demanding doctorate corner

Women aren't like that. I know these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532140)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: burgundy deranged codepig hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532147)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling legend fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49539591)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Azure autistic tattoo stag film

(Guy who legit needs therapy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530415)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Orange coldplay fan black woman

youve come to the right place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530666)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Pearl Aromatic Lettuce Yarmulke

"maybe can raise a dog"

*wants to eat said dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530395)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Shimmering startling boiling water spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Pearl Aromatic Lettuce Yarmulke

https://x.com/MikeRotch180/status/2003113748131668239

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531091)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Smoky Big Lay Degenerate

That's nothing, FizzKidd doesn't get out of bed for anything less than a +3 sigma IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: emerald thriller giraffe

who also has muscles like pythons mating beneath dark velvet, a cock like a baby's arm holding an apple, the cutest little dimples, and regularly visits his mother but not TOO often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530476)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Shimmering startling boiling water spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Theater

cock like a baby's arm holding an apple tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533284)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: magical outnumbered resort

FizzKidd isn't a highly successful CEO like this beauty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530637)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Theater

I'm the CEO of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533290)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: supple library rigpig

she's ok with baldmos, you're in luck xo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530576)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Violent Dog Poop Brunch

ive seen about 100 of these. it's ragebait. was kind of funny the first time but is very gay and retarded now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530635)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: sadistic cobalt antidepressant drug wrinkle

Does taking to a bartender count as therapy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530665)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Medicated Cerise Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted confused ticket booth dopamine

"Buys me thoughtful things" is a roundabout way of saying wealthy. She doesn't mean a "thoughtful" $5 trinket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530939)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: jet galvanic gay wizard

Are you oriental? $5 trinkets is good enough for her imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531027)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted confused ticket booth dopamine

You might think that but I promise you that she doesn't come on bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531383)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: jet galvanic gay wizard

This is why everyone Lies and just says “personality” and to do otherwise is autism imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531028)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Quadroon

Honestly, she could just tweak it to

5'4 - 5'8

no beard

--and she'd probably get all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531062)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: razzle turquoise police squad athletic conference

Oh Malk - You got dahk triad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531510)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sexy demanding doctorate corner

If I was single I would absolutely avoid women that use any social media. Most young women don't use any social media and that's where all the normal ones are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532155)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Titillating khaki boistinker

Is she wealthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533260)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Rough-skinned base

Anyone that speaks a human language can do recursion, so that only really excludes children raised by wolves and other wild animals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533302)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Theater

Rate my ex-bf

https://ibb.co/V0nPbVPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533310)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: sadistic cobalt antidepressant drug wrinkle

Rated as 5’7” protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49539583)