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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Dead chest-beating church building queen of the night
  07/10/13
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violet misanthropic gay wizard rigor
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wild thriller hairy legs piazza
  09/17/13
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Wonderful water buffalo
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
apoplectic dragon
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Ungodly Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
apoplectic dragon
  10/24/14
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apoplectic dragon
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
apoplectic dragon
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
apoplectic dragon
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
apoplectic dragon
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Ungodly Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
ivory mind-boggling kitchen personal credit line
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  10/25/14
180
contagious twisted lay
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
apoplectic dragon
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
apoplectic dragon
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
contagious twisted lay
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Charismatic therapy boltzmann
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
curious senate nowag
  10/25/14
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apoplectic dragon
  11/14/14
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apoplectic dragon
  12/12/14
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Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
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LOL
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He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
apoplectic dragon
  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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talking adulterous base
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Beady-eyed Indian Lodge
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  03/28/19
OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Dead chest-beating church building queen of the night

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: violet misanthropic gay wizard rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: wild thriller hairy legs piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Wonderful water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: apoplectic dragon

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Ungodly Twinkling Uncleanness

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: apoplectic dragon

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: apoplectic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: apoplectic dragon

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: apoplectic dragon

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: apoplectic dragon

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Ungodly Twinkling Uncleanness

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: ivory mind-boggling kitchen personal credit line

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: contagious twisted lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: apoplectic dragon

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: apoplectic dragon

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: contagious twisted lay

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Charismatic therapy boltzmann

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: sadistic lilac step-uncle's house coldplay fan

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: curious senate nowag

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: apoplectic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: apoplectic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Bright duck-like sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Vermilion hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: passionate hyperactive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: big startling kitty

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: passionate hyperactive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Vermilion hall

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Mauve corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: vibrant fuchsia meetinghouse regret

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: metal house incel

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: comical sanctuary dingle berry

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: apoplectic dragon

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Seedy Set Mother

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: talking adulterous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: apoplectic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: comical sanctuary dingle berry

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Bipolar Effete Toilet Seat Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: apoplectic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Flushed high-end feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: talking adulterous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#49331937)