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Your Low Balance Alert From Chase
| aggressive native | 07/02/19 |
| aggressive native | 07/21/19 |
| aggressive native | 08/21/19 |
| fishy razzle-dazzle half-breed public bath | 12/20/20 |
| idiotic geriatric wrinkle indirect expression | 04/10/23 |
| Maroon police squad | 08/21/19 |
| Electric site ladyboy | 08/21/19 |
| Deranged crackhouse | 08/21/19 |
| glassy immigrant nibblets | 08/21/19 |
| Sepia indian lodge rigpig | 03/06/20 |
| fighting buff wagecucks space | 08/21/19 |
| Maroon police squad | 08/21/19 |
| glassy immigrant nibblets | 08/21/19 |
| Maroon police squad | 08/21/19 |
| Mauve cumskin stead | 09/01/19 |
| Titillating school cafeteria chad | 03/06/20 |
| Titillating school cafeteria chad | 09/10/21 |
| Marvelous khaki location | 09/13/25 |
| fishy razzle-dazzle half-breed public bath | 09/13/25 |
| Emerald gaming laptop cruise ship | 09/01/19 |
| aggressive native | 09/01/19 |
| Histrionic pale orchestra pit juggernaut | 09/01/19 |
| Mauve cumskin stead | 09/01/19 |
| Deranged crackhouse | 09/01/19 |
| aggressive native | 03/06/20 |
| Sepia indian lodge rigpig | 03/06/20 |
| aggressive native | 12/20/20 |
| Crusty parlor | 12/20/20 |
| aggressive native | 12/20/20 |
| Sexy station clown | 12/20/20 |
| aggressive native | 09/09/21 |
| floppy place of business garrison | 09/10/21 |
| Sienna stock car gas station | 09/10/21 |
| aggressive native | 09/28/22 |
| aggressive native | 04/10/23 |
| idiotic geriatric wrinkle indirect expression | 04/10/23 |
| Sienna stock car gas station | 04/10/23 |
| aggressive native | 04/17/23 |
| aggressive native | 09/14/23 |
| Histrionic pale orchestra pit juggernaut | 09/14/23 |
| aggressive native | 09/14/24 |
| Flushed talented messiness | 09/14/24 |
| aggressive native | 09/14/24 |
| aggressive native | 09/14/24 |
| aggressive native | 07/18/25 |
| aggressive native | 09/13/25 |
| aggressive native | 11/14/25 |
| Zero Income No Kids | 09/22/26 |
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM Author: aggressive native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38472147) |
Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM Author: aggressive native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38565666) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM Author: aggressive native This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).
As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM Author: fishy razzle-dazzle half-breed public bath OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585134) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM Author: idiotic geriatric wrinkle indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168171) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM Author: Maroon police squad LJL @ poors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719032) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM Author: Electric site ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719049) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM Author: Deranged crackhouse MFCR alert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719055) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM Author: glassy immigrant nibblets Prole tell! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719057) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM Author: Sepia indian lodge rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706257) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM Author: fighting buff wagecucks space the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719122) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM Author: Maroon police squad Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719172) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM Author: glassy immigrant nibblets Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719188) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM Author: Maroon police squad emergency money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719190) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM Author: Mauve cumskin stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772520) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM Author: Titillating school cafeteria chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706394) |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM Author: Titillating school cafeteria chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091968) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: Marvelous khaki location hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264499) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM Author: fishy razzle-dazzle half-breed public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264717) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM Author: Emerald gaming laptop cruise ship You’re poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772506) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM Author: aggressive native This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007). As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM Author: Histrionic pale orchestra pit juggernaut Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772513) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM Author: Mauve cumskin stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772800) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM Author: Deranged crackhouse I just got one of these too FML (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772547) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM Author: aggressive native As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706250) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM Author: Sepia indian lodge rigpig How poor are you fuckers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706259) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM Author: aggressive native As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585116) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: Crusty parlor There are some literal EBT niggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585179) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM Author: aggressive native I make 170k with 15% bonus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585202) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM Author: Sexy station clown I remember these.
Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k |
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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM Author: aggressive native Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET Available balance $5.00 You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings. |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM Author: floppy place of business garrison I have like $40k in mine ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091910) |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM Author: Sienna stock car gas station great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091913) |
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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM Author: aggressive native Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET Available balance $5.00 You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings. |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM Author: aggressive native https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168134) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM Author: idiotic geriatric wrinkle indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168176) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM Author: Sienna stock car gas station i love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168149) |
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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM Author: aggressive native Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):
Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information Lack of sufficient relevant account information Excessive credit utilization |
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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM Author: aggressive native Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.
On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.
To view your available balance, log in to your account. |
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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM Author: Histrionic pale orchestra pit juggernaut How are you this poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797738) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM Author: aggressive native https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk
This one was special |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: Flushed talented messiness Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088162) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM Author: aggressive native I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088168) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: aggressive native The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088192) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM Author: aggressive native The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is: $0.06 for Transit purchases $0.00 for Parking purchases $0.00 for Micromobility purchases |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM Author: aggressive native Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount. |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: aggressive native [Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call. The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions. Take action If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Zero Income No Kids You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#50149638) |