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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
excitant nibblets turdskin
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
carmine 180 digit ratio
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
excitant nibblets turdskin
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
adventurous locale jewess
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Buff plaza
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Bisexual roast beef
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
Comical Aggressive Persian Property
  04/05/22
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cocky brunch
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
excitant nibblets turdskin
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Comical Aggressive Persian Property
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
excitant nibblets turdskin
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Comical Aggressive Persian Property
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
deep coffee pot
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
irradiated flesh pistol
  04/05/22
Height?
Learning disabled trip dog poop
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
excitant nibblets turdskin
  04/05/22
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cowardly stirring principal's office becky
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Avocado Church Corn Cake
  04/05/22
Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
obsidian background story
  04/05/22
shots fired
Violent toilet seat shrine
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
excitant nibblets turdskin
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Exhilarant sneaky criminal
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
bearded degenerate
  04/05/22
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excitant nibblets turdskin
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Umber offensive stead ape
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Startled passionate space
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
lime lascivious spot
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
adventurous locale jewess
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Concupiscible Coral Mood Parlor
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
bearded degenerate
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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excitant nibblets turdskin
  04/05/22
women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
nyuug
  09/03/26


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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: carmine 180 digit ratio

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: adventurous locale jewess

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Wonderful area legend

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Buff plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: adventurous locale jewess

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: walnut antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: vibrant ocher sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: curious canary tanning salon travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Bisexual roast beef

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Comical Aggressive Persian Property

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: cocky brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Comical Aggressive Persian Property

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Comical Aggressive Persian Property

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: deep coffee pot

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: irradiated flesh pistol

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled trip dog poop

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: cowardly stirring principal's office becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Avocado Church Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: obsidian background story

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Violent toilet seat shrine

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant sneaky criminal

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: bearded degenerate

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Umber offensive stead ape

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Startled passionate space

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: lime lascivious spot

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: adventurous locale jewess

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Coral Mood Parlor

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: bearded degenerate

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: orange theatre

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: adventurous locale jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Sapphire corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Abnormal azn new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Exciting Vermilion Keepsake Machete

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: excitant nibblets turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Elisa#50114491)