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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: buff box office water buffalo

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Talented Deep Range

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Ruby coiffed resort marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: bisexual swashbuckling stag film turdskin



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine Digit Ratio International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: nighttime main people

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed bistre church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: appetizing selfie knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: slimy hell

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: nubile ratface

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: coral flatulent abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: bateful theater stage newt

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: nubile ratface

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: glittery jet station

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Ruby coiffed resort marketing idea

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: black step-uncle's house police squad

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: glittery jet station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: chrome razzle-dazzle brunch pozpig

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: crystalline twisted public bath sweet tailpipe

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: cream jap orchestra pit

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: excitant slate shrine

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Vibrant Ivory Immigrant Hospital

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: glittery jet station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: flushed tank

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: spectacular cordovan pit fanboi

Be handsome

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: chrome razzle-dazzle brunch pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Kink-friendly underhanded piazza sandwich

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Supple iridescent property

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Supple iridescent property

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: glittery jet station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: shaky aggressive site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Supple iridescent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Parlor

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: bisexual swashbuckling stag film turdskin

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: bisexual swashbuckling stag film turdskin

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: bisexual swashbuckling stag film turdskin

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Laughsome drab really tough guy weed whacker

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: cracking pervert parlour

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: bisexual swashbuckling stag film turdskin

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: useless telephone jew

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: nighttime main people

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134738)