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Turd At Wife's F500 Got Caught For Having 2 WFH Sinecures - Funny Story

turd was a contractor at wife's f500 (company A) via a contr...
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/05/26
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Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
huh? so he just applied for another jerb while still having ...
Razzmatazz khaki station
  05/06/26
kikes and managers hate this
nighttime point
  05/06/26
See the added paragraph
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
See the edit to add paragraph. I left out that pertinent inf...
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
Low IQ shtick, cocksucker?
dashing mother
  05/06/26
You seem like an angry oriental.
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
I’ve posted my phenotype 50x you unseen Urchin
dashing mother
  05/06/26
I have no idea who you are but you seem like an angry orient...
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
he's a bald indian
nighttime point
  05/06/26
This guy just sucks. The OP that is.
dashing mother
  05/06/26
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scarlet aggressive area
  05/06/26
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Soggy 180 Pistol
  05/06/26
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Concupiscible cruel-hearted mood
  05/06/26
That's not how "funny" works.
coiffed old irish cottage
  05/06/26
Guy is a Joke
dashing mother
  05/06/26
You seem like an angry oriental
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
you seem like a FAG
scarlet aggressive area
  05/06/26
it's a brown tranny lol
nighttime point
  05/06/26
furk turds but no one shld care abt this shit, nothing in th...
autistic hominid property
  05/06/26
Poor RC? Wife’s company said he can have 2 jobs if he ...
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
your wife soudns faggot
scarlet aggressive area
  05/06/26
yes, i have poor RC, im retarded. furk turds and kikes throw...
autistic hominid property
  05/06/26
There are no Jews involved in this story.
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
all furking kikes must still die, furk ur story
autistic hominid property
  05/06/26
cool story about jeets and faggot kike useless women scammin...
scarlet aggressive area
  05/06/26
Poor RC? Kikes have nothing to do with this.
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
kikes have everything to do with all stories, furk kikes
autistic hominid property
  05/06/26
why should you not work at consulting gigs as a full time em...
Spruce Site
  05/06/26
Poor RC? You just have to disclose.
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
im a grown man make me, twink
Spruce Site
  05/06/26
lol @ pitiful wagecucks debating who's more pathetic among t...
Fear-inspiring Cordovan Stage Voyeur
  05/06/26
ive been unemployed for 10 years now but i see no reason ...
Spruce Site
  05/06/26
this was unreadable. aren't jews supposed to be literate?
Concupiscible cruel-hearted mood
  05/06/26
poor rc?
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
Yes it's everyone else that has poor rc Not my ability to...
Spruce Site
  05/06/26
lots of poor-RC jeets ITT circling the wagons for the jeet t...
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
Bro, your story makes no sense and does not match the thread...
Soggy 180 Pistol
  05/06/26
it makes perfect sense and is far more coherent than 99% of ...
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
Have you noticed literally everyone in this thread disagrees...
Soggy 180 Pistol
  05/07/26
Gbtc
Spruce Site
  05/06/26
caesaria?
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
What’s the funny part?
Soggy 180 Pistol
  05/06/26
"turd in in wife's general area, but reports to a diffe...
lavender ape
  05/06/26
i just globally fixed all undefined/ambiguous manager refere...
Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/06/26
https://ldaamerica.org/info/adult-literacy-reading-programs/
stimulating flickering lay
  05/06/26
Alpha jeet move to just walk away.
Twinkling Awkward Native Chad
  05/07/26
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Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home
  05/07/26


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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

turd was a contractor at wife's f500 (company A) via a contracting agency, and eventually was hired as a w-2 employee. turd in wife's general area, but reports to a fellow manager not my wife. let's call the turd's manager "manager A."

as it so happens, manager A's brother used to also work at company A in the same general area, and is now a manager at company B. let's call manager A's brother manager B.

manager B was recently interviewing contractors to work at company B. he came across turd's resume via a contracting agency.

the resume that turd used for company B reflects steady contracting work during the time he’s been employed at company A, and makes no mention of his employment at company A.

manager B remembered that turd used to work for at company A, and called manager A (his brother) to ask for a reference. manager A said "holy fuck, why is this guy looking for consulting gigs when he's a full time employee here."

manager A went to HR. company A's HR told the turd that he needed to disclose all moonlighting/consulting he's doing, and he can continue if there's no conflict issues.

turd then submitted his resignation to company A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49868355)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869145)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz khaki station

huh? so he just applied for another jerb while still having one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869156)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: nighttime point

kikes and managers hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869163)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

See the added paragraph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869173)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

See the edit to add paragraph. I left out that pertinent info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869165)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: dashing mother

Low IQ shtick, cocksucker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869172)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

You seem like an angry oriental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869181)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: dashing mother

I’ve posted my phenotype 50x you unseen Urchin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869198)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

I have no idea who you are but you seem like an angry oriental

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869206)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: nighttime point

he's a bald indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869227)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: dashing mother

This guy just sucks. The OP that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869169)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: scarlet aggressive area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869194)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Soggy 180 Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870285)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible cruel-hearted mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870613)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: coiffed old irish cottage

That's not how "funny" works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869177)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: dashing mother

Guy is a Joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869178)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

You seem like an angry oriental

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869179)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: scarlet aggressive area

you seem like a FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869193)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: nighttime point

it's a brown tranny lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869229)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: autistic hominid property

furk turds but no one shld care abt this shit, nothing in the rules says u cant have two jerbs at the same time if u can handle the work

it just shows how corporate jerbs are total fraud bs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869180)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

Poor RC? Wife’s company said he can have 2 jobs if he discloses it for conflict purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869184)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: scarlet aggressive area

your wife soudns faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869192)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: autistic hominid property

yes, i have poor RC, im retarded. furk turds and kikes throw u all in a giant tandoor and mold u into a giant garlic cheese naan then slap niggas to det with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869197)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

There are no Jews involved in this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869202)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: autistic hominid property

all furking kikes must still die, furk ur story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869203)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: scarlet aggressive area

cool story about jeets and faggot kike useless women scamming goys, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869191)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

Poor RC? Kikes have nothing to do with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869201)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: autistic hominid property

kikes have everything to do with all stories, furk kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869204)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Spruce Site

why should you not work at consulting gigs as a full time employee

fuck this faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869235)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

Poor RC? You just have to disclose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869308)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Spruce Site

im a grown man

make me, twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869324)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Cordovan Stage Voyeur

lol @ pitiful wagecucks debating who's more pathetic among them itt

like a gaggle of potbellied rupinders loitering around the streets of mumbai debating who'd have the worst shot with sidney sweeney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869250)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Spruce Site

ive been unemployed for 10 years now

but i see no reason why i have to ask permission from some fags if i can work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49869253)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible cruel-hearted mood

this was unreadable. aren't jews supposed to be literate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870137)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

poor rc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870234)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Spruce Site

Yes it's everyone else that has poor rc

Not my ability to speak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870269)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

lots of poor-RC jeets ITT circling the wagons for the jeet that's the subject for the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870281)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Soggy 180 Pistol

Bro, your story makes no sense and does not match the thread title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870288)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

it makes perfect sense and is far more coherent than 99% of the hit and run un-explained shit idiots poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870298)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Soggy 180 Pistol

Have you noticed literally everyone in this thread disagrees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49871967)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Spruce Site

Gbtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870289)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

caesaria?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870304)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Soggy 180 Pistol

What’s the funny part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870291)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: lavender ape

"turd in in wife's general area, but reports to a different manager (manager A).

as it so happens, manager's brother used to also work at company A[.]"

is "manager's brother" referring to manager A, or manager B, who is introduced after this? Why are you defining Manager A and Manager B and then referring to a "manager" without a designation? Is this some third manager? The whole poast is riddled with inconsistencies like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870295)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home

i just globally fixed all undefined/ambiguous manager references. thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870303)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: stimulating flickering lay

https://ldaamerica.org/info/adult-literacy-reading-programs/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49870297)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Twinkling Awkward Native Chad

Alpha jeet move to just walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49871969)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Arousing Carnelian Elastic Band Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864104&forum_id=2Elisa#49872049)