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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
cobalt abode mexican
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Drunken Boyish New Version Theater Stage
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Buck-toothed Splenetic Area Genital Piercing
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Drunken Boyish New Version Theater Stage
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chrome garrison windowlicker
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self-absorbed space
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
titillating mentally impaired brunch boiling water
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self-absorbed space
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Emerald haunted graveyard
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outnumbered vigorous multi-billionaire
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
180 bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Aromatic forum pistol
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
glittery saffron chapel
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Aromatic forum pistol
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
citrine hideous pozpig
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trip harsh coffee pot
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Jet-lagged Orchid Piazza Deer Antler
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
erotic step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Primrose office trust fund
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Cream Domesticated Dopamine
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
filthy salmon pocket flask
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
painfully honest curious factory reset button
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crusty ladyboy
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chrome garrison windowlicker
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Vibrant halford native
  06/27/25
I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
outnumbered vigorous multi-billionaire
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: cobalt abode mexican

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Drunken Boyish New Version Theater Stage

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Splenetic Area Genital Piercing

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Drunken Boyish New Version Theater Stage

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: chrome garrison windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: self-absorbed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: titillating mentally impaired brunch boiling water

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: self-absorbed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Emerald haunted graveyard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: outnumbered vigorous multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: 180 bat-shit-crazy love of her life

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Aromatic forum pistol

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: glittery saffron chapel

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Aromatic forum pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: citrine hideous pozpig

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: trip harsh coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Purple stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Impertinent National Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crusty ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: talking brass famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: crusty ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Orchid Piazza Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: erotic step-uncle's house

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Primrose office trust fund

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Cream Domesticated Dopamine

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: filthy salmon pocket flask

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: painfully honest curious factory reset button

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crusty ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: chrome garrison windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Vibrant halford native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: outnumbered vigorous multi-billionaire

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057026)