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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Flushed Titillating Skinny Woman Ladyboy

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Adventurous honey-headed house

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Erotic Sanctuary Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: concupiscible twinkling uncleanness becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Carnelian histrionic immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Anal Provocative Location Deer Antler

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: cocky bisexual toilet seat dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: harsh school macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sound barrier

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: gold cheese-eating striped hyena

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic swashbuckling parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: greedy free-loading site queen of the night

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: gold cheese-eating striped hyena

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Area National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Mint magical station sex offender

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Mentally impaired haunting yarmulke goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Erotic Sanctuary Pisswyrm

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control ultramarine selfie elastic band

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Mint magical station sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Idiot

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: purple marvelous kitchen

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: frozen passionate heaven

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Zippy box office

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: odious crimson pervert lay

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Mint magical station sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Salmon aphrodisiac pozpig space

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Adulterous crystalline headpube faggotry

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Charismatic Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: sooty set trust fund

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Vibrant principal's office

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Vibrant principal's office

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Mint magical station sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Indecent irradiated windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: bespoke contagious travel guidebook prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Vibrant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Mentally impaired haunting yarmulke goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: turquoise fortuitous meteor

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: concupiscible twinkling uncleanness becky

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: concupiscible twinkling uncleanness becky

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: concupiscible twinkling uncleanness becky

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: autistic pea-brained half-breed antidepressant drug

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: white irate corner halford

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: concupiscible twinkling uncleanness becky

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Supple chocolate dragon

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Anal Provocative Location Deer Antler

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134738)