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Hypo: $1mm cash or a two year guaranteed starter contract with Savannah Bananas
| michael doodikoff | 09/05/25 |
| vonoskar | 09/05/25 |
| michael doodikoff | 09/06/25 |
| vonoskar | 09/06/25 |
| Bob Rooney | 09/05/25 |
| Nazca Redlines | 09/06/25 |
| michael doodikoff | 09/06/25 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: michael doodikoff Assume the contract is $125k per year and you get to start (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2Elisa#49240174) |
Date: September 5th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: vonoskar Could I still do high-end / extreme legal work on the side while playing for the Bananas? (Call it a “for the love of the game” clause.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2Elisa#49240209) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 8:30 AM Author: michael doodikoff You won't have time due to the constant travel, sold out stadium shows, fan meet and greets, and pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2Elisa#49240530) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: vonoskar What if I really pushed myself to the limits of human potential, embraced deep evening hours, carried a legal support team with me on the road, soldiers who wrought and frolicked and fought with me, willingly took 6 am board meetings, midnight conference calls, still rose to the moments of sheer governance crisis, set aside carveouts in the training schedule for client check-ins, had a specific mobile legal suite that came with during travel, state of the art and no expense spared, anything to not abandon the practice of law and keep my heart singing between weary journeyman stints of forced baseball playing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2Elisa#49240748) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: Bob Rooney the million dollars lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2Elisa#49240213) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:44 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Do I become as good at baseball as the average Banana starter? Even though I played a little ball in college (SEC school, Cape Cod summer league), I'm probably no longer as good as the average starting Bananas.
If accepting the hypo comes with the associated skill and athleticism, it would be 180 and an absolute peak experience to travel around the country with your bros, hitting dingers, getting blasted every night. |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: michael doodikoff you will be as good as you can get at the constant practice and playing games as you can achieve. You will be a right fielder otherwise and have a guaranteed starting position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2Elisa#49240579) |