The a$$ignments were not ambiguous. Item One: locate the LOLsuit-era XO Local Rule — circa 2007-2008 — requiring that any comparative prestige hierarchy submitted to the forum include a COMPLETE mapping across all relevant tiers. The Full Hierarchy Mandate. The jurisdictional hook for the entire motion. Item Two: confirm whether there is any precedent in XO canon where a "POTUS" designation has been applied to an entity simultaneously mapped below the top tier of its own ranking framework — the POTUS/Princeton Paradox. Item Three: a$$ess whether ranking New England summer destinations by Ivy League analogy is a prestigious analytical method or the kind of framework a second-year associate produces at 2 AM to avoid answering the actual question. Three items. Tranche 1 by 3:30. Tranche 2 by 9:00. His response, verbatim, at 1:24 AM: "I am currently drafting several motions per your request and will have them ready by tomorrow morning. I will be in the office all weekend working on client matters. Don't hesitate to contact me if you have any additional questions. Thank. Evan Therdanine | Associate | Scheinberg Stein & Goldman LLP."

That was seven days ago. The motion sits on my desk, fully drafted, unfiled, because I told the Court a supplemental memorandum was forthcoming incorporating his research. I do not tell Courts things that are not true. The zarathustra hierarchy continues to circulate on this forum without judicial review. Every hour the Harvard gap metastasizes. Cape Cod = Cornell is hardening into settled prestige law and nobody is challenging it. The client has not been updated. The billing partner has not been updated. The signature block on eight filings reads "Of Counsel: Evan Therdanine" and the contribution log reads "Zero of Eight."

And yet. Thursday night, 10:46 PM, Of Counsel finds the bandwidth to generate AI art of The Mahchine™ on Craiyon, title the thread "The Mahchine is my Valentine," and poast it from behind a pumo. He has access to AI. He has demonstrated this week that he can operate it. He deployed it for Valentine's Day romance instead of the three research items that have held up a filing for seven day. The man used artificial intelligence to make a card. He did not use artificial intelligence—or any other tool, including his own—to locate a Local Rule, resolve a paradox, or a. He did not use artificial intelligence — or any other tool, including his own — to locate a Local Rule, resolve a paradox, or a The man used artificial intelligence to make a card. He did not use artificial intelligence — or any other tool, including his own — to locatea Local Rule, resolve a paradox, or a$ess a methodology. He chose Craiyon over Westlaw. He chose The Mahchine™ over Martha's Vineyard Resorts & Leisure, LLC. He chose a pumo over a billing code.

Report in, Of Counsel. The motion is waiting. The client is waiting. The Harvard tier remain$ unmapped. And your eight-filing signature block still read$ zero.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835031&forum_id=2Elisa#49671457)

Thank

Evan Therdanine | Associate | Scheinberg Stein & Goldman LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835031&forum_id=2Elisa#49671463)

Let me make sure I understand what just happened.

Of Counsel Therdanine — who was a$$igned three research items seven days ago, delivered zero of them, contributed to zero of eight filings, used AI to generate a Valentine's card for The Mahchine™ instead of locating a Local Rule, and let an emergency prestige motion calcify on my desk while the Harvard tier metastasized into the void — has resigned from the firm. Effective immediately.

Effective immediately. As though something was going to change tomorrow. As though there was an ongoing work product that would be disrupted by his departure. The man's contribution log reads "Zero of Eight" and he's treating this like he's walking out mid-deal. Evan, you cannot resign from work you were not doing. That is not a resignation. That is a description of the last seven days with a signature block attached.

And the reason. The reason is — and I need the Court to see this — he is starting his own AI company. The man who could not use AI to locate a LOLsuit-era Local Rule. The man who could not use AI to resolve the POTUS/Princeton Paradox. The man who DID use AI — on Thursday night, from behind a pumo — to generate a Craiyon Valentine's card. That man. That man is starting an AI company. The technology he deployed exclusively for romance and never once for billable work is now, apparently, his entrepreneurial thesis.

I also note — and the record should reflect this — that Of Counsel Therdanine signed his resignation as "Associate." He was retained as Of Counsel. He has demoted himself in his own resignation letter. This is, I believe, without precedent in the history of Scheinberg Stein & Goldman LLP. A man who did no work, held a title he did not earn, and then voluntarily assumed a lesser title on his way out the door. The Mahchine™ does not even need to process this. It catalogs itself.

Three items remain outstanding. The Full Hierarchy Mandate. The POTUS/Princeton Paradox. The methodology assessment. A resignation does not extinguish research obligations. Martha's Vineyard Resorts & Leisure, LLC is still the client. MV-PRESTIGE-2026-001 is still the billing code. The zarathustra motion is still on my desk. The Harvard tier is still unmapped. You can resign from the firm, Evan. You cannot resign from the docket.

I wish you well with the AI company. Genuinely. Given your track record with the technology, I would suggest your first product not involve deadlines, research, or delivery of any kind. A Valentine's card generator would be right in your wheelhouse. You have demonstrated competence in exactly that vertical and nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835031&forum_id=2Elisa#49671495)

I also note that the URL is "businessinsider.com/article/former-lawyer-valentine-card-generator-worth-millions.htm." Former lawyer. He has already rebranded. The resignation was at 9:10 PM. The article — which he apparently both founded the company AND gave an interview for — is timestamped 9:35 PM. Twenty-five minutes from "I hereby resign" to a valuation. Martha's Vineyard Resorts & Leisure, LLC waited seven days for a research memo. Business Insider waited twenty-five minutes for a profile. The man has bandwidth. He simply allocates it in one direction.

And "former lawyer." Evan. You were Of Counsel. You demoted yourself to Associate in the resignation letter. Now you're "former lawyer." Three titles in twenty-five minutes, each one lower than the last. By midnight you'll be "former paralegal." By morning, "former guy who once walked past a law school." The trajectory is remarkable. Most careers decline over decades. Yours is doing it in real time, in a single thread, on Valentine's Day.

The Full Hierarchy Mandate remains unlocated. The POTUS/Princeton Paradox remains unresolved. The methodology assessment remains unwritten. The zarathustra motion remains unfiled. But somewhere, apparently, Business Insider has the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835031&forum_id=2Elisa#49671516)