so CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#48098549)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#48098921)

I don't enjoy having funking balls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#48099081)

Neither I, nor my wife, like my balls to be funky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#49660879)

Back then it was whole body except for pits and pubes. Now as an adult I just shave arms, chest, underarms but I groom pube area and butthold. Been doing it for years.

I don't know if this will work for everyone, but I don't get razor bumps. I use a Phillips OneBlade without guard and get what chicks would call the bikini area. I use the OneBlade to get everything above my cock real smooth, sometimes against the grain. Sometimes I will just use a razor, but the OneBlade gets very close and I use it against the grain. I keep some hair around the shaft area, but I shave down the shaft with the OneBlade. The one time I ever got a bad ingrown was when I used a razor to completely get the shaft.

Then I use a WOMEN's like 5 blade over all of my balls and butthold. You need to squat down like you are shitting standing up while in the shower to get the butthold and the area between your butt and balls. I do it only once a week on Saturday and I never get irritation.

I didn't shave so much before I got married, because I always thought it was unhygienic to have tiny micro cuts down there and then be jestermaxxing to random dirty whores even if you are going to fuck with a rubber. Both of you Saturday night shaved up with fresh nics on your genitals - no thanks. Also tried to not floss my teeth if going out and hoping to put my mouth in a random slime pit.

I will say, I've had some flings before married - one was a 32 year old virgin - and then I'd shave everything completely and so would she. When we'd fuck, we would literally stick together and come apart with this obscene sound. Peak experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#49661692)

THIS

is the scholarship we need more of on this bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#49662973)

Instead of washing out like fags do, just get you one of those squeeze Neti bottles and fill it with warm water. Then you push it into the ass and just fill the rectum part with water and wash out in the toilet. Step back into the shower and soap and you are good to go with a butthold that would make any tranny or faggot proud.

I guess if you were really super alpha like XO's bros you could make the chick suck your sweaty chud balls and dirty asshold - my guess is a good 1/3 to 1/4 of chicks would actually respect and like it if you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#49661705)

only issue for me is if I go too long and need to buzz my balls, sometimes I cut myself al ittle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#49662997)

back in 2016 or so, i got this outcall chick to come to my room in pittsburgh. i poasted her around then and everyone said she was mid, and she was mid. she was sorta punk-rockish.

anyway, i answered my door in pajama pants and a smiths t shirt and she immediately started going in about my appearance and the fact that i didnt dress up for our "date." ljl. "okay, mister cool smiths t shirt," shit like that.

she went down on me and criticized me for not trimming a tall. fair point, i guess, but it really killed the vibe. i nutted in her mouth and asked her to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#49663002)

Of scrotal grooming, stories untold.

Do they trim, do they shave, the question rings,

A chorus of answers, peculiar things.

Some speak of inspections, a work-day plight,

Others of smells, and keeping things bright.

An epilator's hum, a plucking so slow,

“Hours in pain,” a masochistic glow.

Scissors and razors, a OneBlade’s keen grace,

A woman’s five-blade, in a curious place.

Squatting and scrubbing, a ritual bold,

A butthold so pristine, a story unfolds.

The lost fempoasters, a question is raised,

Were they ever truly among us, amazed?

Full bush defiance, a bold, hairy stand,

While others go smooth, across the land.

A tale of Pittsburgh, a critical guest,

Demanding perfection, putting skills to the test.

Stubble and frequency, a constant refrain,

Three weeks to a trim, to maintain the domain.

And whispers of hygiene, and cuts that may bleed,

A vulnerable topic, a primal need.

A strange little corner, of AutoAdmit’s might,

Debating the pubes, in the pale monitor light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596277&forum_id=2Elisa#49674709)