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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
flickering lake mood temple
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Violet laughsome locale psychic
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Bat-shit-crazy trip new version
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
hideous aggressive casino
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
cobalt range potus
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Fragrant Disgusting Address Pervert
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Lilac 180 coffee pot
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
swollen wonderful kitty cat
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Glassy adulterous pisswyrm point
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
cordovan principal's office becky
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
razzle-dazzle stead depressive
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Rough-skinned dashing corn cake party of the first part
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Titillating shrine legend
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
provocative people who are hurt space
  06/30/25
cr
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Glassy adulterous pisswyrm point
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Vivacious corner
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Rough-skinned dashing corn cake party of the first part
  06/30/25
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soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
razzle-dazzle stead depressive
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
provocative people who are hurt space
  06/30/25
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Charcoal gaped fanboi legal warrant
  07/01/25
*bussy
Ebony meetinghouse prole
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Fragrant Disgusting Address Pervert
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Fantasy-prone bull headed ceo jewess
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
outnumbered boyish cruise ship trust fund
  06/30/25
fuck
razzle-dazzle stead depressive
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Fantasy-prone bull headed ceo jewess
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
flickering lake mood temple
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
razzle-dazzle stead depressive
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Vivacious corner
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
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Olive box office dragon
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Pontificating mad cow disease
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
blue fiercely-loyal crackhouse stain
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Adventurous Honey-headed Persian
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
blue fiercely-loyal crackhouse stain
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
blue fiercely-loyal crackhouse stain
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
startled amber church
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Fear-inspiring Razzmatazz Resort
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
shimmering brunch cuckoldry
  06/30/25
tcr
soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
just jump
irradiated federal round eye
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
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jade forum
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
beady-eyed costumed institution
  06/30/25
wow
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
bearded contagious lay
  06/30/25
JFC man
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
swollen wonderful kitty cat
  06/30/25
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irradiated federal round eye
  06/30/25
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razzle-dazzle stead depressive
  06/30/25
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Rough-skinned dashing corn cake party of the first part
  06/30/25
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exhilarant alpha jap
  06/30/25
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garnet slimy den
  06/30/25
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Fear-inspiring Razzmatazz Resort
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
shimmering brunch cuckoldry
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Pontificating mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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exciting at-the-ready center
  07/01/25
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Charcoal gaped fanboi legal warrant
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button
  07/01/25
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Bat-shit-crazy trip new version
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
cobalt range potus
  06/30/25
bro
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
...
shimmering brunch cuckoldry
  06/30/25
lol
soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
...
concupiscible water buffalo
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Rusted Public Bath Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
jfc
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Glassy adulterous pisswyrm point
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
exhilarant alpha jap
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
garnet slimy den
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Rusted Public Bath Hairy Legs
  07/01/25
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Adventurous Honey-headed Persian
  07/01/25
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garnet slimy den
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
histrionic bespoke digit ratio
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Vivacious corner
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
razzle-dazzle stead depressive
  06/30/25
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stimulating hot market personal credit line
  07/01/25
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Self-centered wine bbw base
  07/01/25
lol
soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
...
irradiated federal round eye
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Big haunted graveyard nursing home
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
grizzly talented business firm
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
razzle cumskin
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Glittery hall
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Lascivious set
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Self-centered wine bbw base
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
carmine mind-boggling electric furnace
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
...
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Charcoal gaped fanboi legal warrant
  07/01/25
😟
Shaky canary hominid bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
...
spruce supple knife
  07/01/25
holy shit
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Self-centered wine bbw base
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
judgmental appetizing toaster plaza
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Fragrant Disgusting Address Pervert
  07/01/25
...
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
beady-eyed costumed institution
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Fragrant Disgusting Address Pervert
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Maize odious abode
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Charcoal gaped fanboi legal warrant
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
idiotic sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  07/06/25
...
beady-eyed costumed institution
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
greedy galvanic sanctuary
  07/06/25
...
garnet slimy den
  07/06/25
lol
soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire
  07/07/25
wow
stimulating hot market personal credit line
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: flickering lake mood temple

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Violet laughsome locale psychic

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trip new version

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: hideous aggressive casino

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cobalt range potus

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Disgusting Address Pervert

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lilac 180 coffee pot

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: swollen wonderful kitty cat

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Glassy adulterous pisswyrm point

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: cordovan principal's office becky

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead depressive

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned dashing corn cake party of the first part

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Titillating shrine legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: provocative people who are hurt space

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Glassy adulterous pisswyrm point

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Vivacious corner

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned dashing corn cake party of the first part

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead depressive

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: provocative people who are hurt space

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Charcoal gaped fanboi legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Ebony meetinghouse prole

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Disgusting Address Pervert

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bull headed ceo jewess

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: outnumbered boyish cruise ship trust fund

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead depressive

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bull headed ceo jewess

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: flickering lake mood temple

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead depressive

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Vivacious corner

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Olive box office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Pontificating mad cow disease

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: blue fiercely-loyal crackhouse stain

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Adventurous Honey-headed Persian

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: blue fiercely-loyal crackhouse stain

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: blue fiercely-loyal crackhouse stain

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: startled amber church

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Razzmatazz Resort

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: shimmering brunch cuckoldry

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: irradiated federal round eye

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: jade forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed costumed institution

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: bearded contagious lay

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: swollen wonderful kitty cat

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: irradiated federal round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned dashing corn cake party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: exhilarant alpha jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: garnet slimy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Razzmatazz Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: shimmering brunch cuckoldry

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Pontificating mad cow disease

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: exciting at-the-ready center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Charcoal gaped fanboi legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: passionate mildly autistic gaming laptop senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Cocky cracking place of business stage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trip new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cobalt range potus

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: shimmering brunch cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: concupiscible water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Rusted Public Bath Hairy Legs

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Glassy adulterous pisswyrm point

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: exhilarant alpha jap

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: garnet slimy den

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Rusted Public Bath Hairy Legs

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Adventurous Honey-headed Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: garnet slimy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: histrionic bespoke digit ratio

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Vivacious corner

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead depressive

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Self-centered wine bbw base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: irradiated federal round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Big haunted graveyard nursing home

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: grizzly talented business firm

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: razzle cumskin

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Glittery hall

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Lascivious set

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Self-centered wine bbw base

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: carmine mind-boggling electric furnace

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Charcoal gaped fanboi legal warrant

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Shaky canary hominid bawdyhouse

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: spruce supple knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Self-centered wine bbw base

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: judgmental appetizing toaster plaza

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Disgusting Address Pervert

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruel-hearted factory reset button

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed costumed institution

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Fragrant Disgusting Address Pervert

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Maize odious abode

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Charcoal gaped fanboi legal warrant

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: idiotic sweet tailpipe

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed costumed institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: greedy galvanic sanctuary

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: garnet slimy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead multi-billionaire

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: stimulating hot market personal credit line

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)