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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
exhilarant irate sanctuary
  02/22/12
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Smoky Messiness Pit
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
supple crackhouse half-breed
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Drunken reading party
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
supple crackhouse half-breed
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
dead kitchen
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Curious Puppy State
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
supple crackhouse half-breed
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Curious Puppy State
  02/22/12
u jelly
supple crackhouse half-breed
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Indigo internal respiration chapel
  12/13/15
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Drunken reading party
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
cobalt address blood rage
  02/23/12
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Drunken reading party
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
exhilarant irate sanctuary
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Garnet point jap
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Flushed cruel-hearted orchestra pit
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Drunken reading party
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Narrow-minded transparent place of business wrinkle
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Drunken reading party
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
exhilarant irate sanctuary
  02/23/12
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Drunken reading party
  02/24/17
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free-loading dashing toilet seat hissy fit
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
razzmatazz site
  02/25/12
cr
Yellow cerebral trailer park mexican
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
exhilarant irate sanctuary
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Milky space
  02/12/13
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Drunken reading party
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Grizzly station international law enforcement agency
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Drunken reading party
  10/26/12
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angry unholy mediation hospital
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
exhilarant irate sanctuary
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Tantric school
  11/20/12
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heady theatre
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
heady theatre
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Flushed cruel-hearted orchestra pit
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Yellow cerebral trailer park mexican
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Tantric school
  01/19/13
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Drunken reading party
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
cracking athletic conference rehab
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Jet-lagged obsidian electric furnace
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Tantric school
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mewling demanding temple ceo
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deep wonderful masturbator church
  12/13/15
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deranged lemon hell affirmative action
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Milky space
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: exhilarant irate sanctuary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20024600)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Smoky Messiness Pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: supple crackhouse half-breed

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Drunken reading party

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: supple crackhouse half-breed

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: dead kitchen

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Curious Puppy State

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: supple crackhouse half-breed

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Curious Puppy State

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: supple crackhouse half-breed

u jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Indigo internal respiration chapel

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Drunken reading party



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: cobalt address blood rage

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Drunken reading party



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: exhilarant irate sanctuary

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Garnet point jap

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Flushed cruel-hearted orchestra pit

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Drunken reading party

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded transparent place of business wrinkle

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Drunken reading party

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: exhilarant irate sanctuary

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Drunken reading party



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: free-loading dashing toilet seat hissy fit



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz site

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Yellow cerebral trailer park mexican

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20708633)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: exhilarant irate sanctuary

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Milky space

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Drunken reading party



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Grizzly station international law enforcement agency

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Drunken reading party

great american novelist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#21889640)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: angry unholy mediation hospital



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: exhilarant irate sanctuary

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Tantric school

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: heady theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22086685)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: heady theatre

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Flushed cruel-hearted orchestra pit

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Yellow cerebral trailer park mexican

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Tantric school

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Drunken reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22466921)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: cracking athletic conference rehab

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged obsidian electric furnace

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Yellow cerebral trailer park mexican

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Tantric school



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: mewling demanding temple ceo



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: deep wonderful masturbator church



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: deranged lemon hell affirmative action



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Milky space

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine Travel Guidebook Abode

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: deranged lemon hell affirmative action



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: bearded racy sound barrier



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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