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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

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this is an eerily accurate description of my life
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Why does it hurt so bad man
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: talented alcoholic genital piercing

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Olive ladyboy

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Black range

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Excitant Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Excitant Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Trip legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Impertinent locus

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: harsh office masturbator

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Impertinent locus

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: harsh office masturbator

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cruise ship roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: buck-toothed hospital ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Lavender glittery wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Crawly home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: magenta set

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Supple stain hairy legs

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: vibrant shrine blood rage

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Crawly home

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: vibrant shrine blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Lemon adulterous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: maize mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Lavender glittery wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Crawly home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Chartreuse site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: magenta set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Khaki dilemma milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Excitant Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: disturbing theater stage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Grizzly point

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Excitant Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Lemon adulterous crackhouse

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: House-broken twisted fortuitous meteor lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617109)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cruise ship roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617052)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: House-broken twisted fortuitous meteor lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617079)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Dead tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30723066)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: odious overrated university water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725798)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: sapphire bipolar church candlestick maker



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated garrison kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#34689368)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Magical Outnumbered Trust Fund Plaza



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: House-broken twisted fortuitous meteor lodge



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#49245724)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#49245727)