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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

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hairraiser filthpig genital piercing
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
bossy internet-worthy lettuce cumskin
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
cordovan swashbuckling heaven persian
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
scarlet curious menage
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
hairraiser filthpig genital piercing
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
scarlet curious menage
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
scarlet curious menage
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
scarlet curious menage
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
hairraiser filthpig genital piercing
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
scarlet curious menage
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
blathering boyish stain
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
blathering boyish stain
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
marvelous sex offender theatre
  04/08/25
that's rude
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/08/25
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hairraiser filthpig genital piercing
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
spectacular striped hyena native
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
scarlet curious menage
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Free-loading Stage
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/08/25
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hairraiser filthpig genital piercing
  04/08/25
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Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
hairraiser filthpig genital piercing
  04/09/25
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hairraiser filthpig genital piercing
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Frum White Rigor
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Hyperventilating Prole
  04/09/25
Ty
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/09/25
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racy brass cuckold state
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
arousing partner
  04/09/25
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Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Passionate public bath haunted graveyard
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
aqua crackhouse
  05/02/25
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Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  05/12/25
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Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Hyperventilating Prole
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
blathering boyish stain
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
blathering boyish stain
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
wonderful nubile ticket booth
  06/03/25
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Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  06/26/25
OP?
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  06/27/25
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Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  07/09/25
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Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  07/31/25
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Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
wonderful nubile ticket booth
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: hairraiser filthpig genital piercing

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: bossy internet-worthy lettuce cumskin

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: cordovan swashbuckling heaven persian

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: hairraiser filthpig genital piercing

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: hairraiser filthpig genital piercing

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: blathering boyish stain

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: blathering boyish stain

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: marvelous sex offender theatre

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: hairraiser filthpig genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: spectacular striped hyena native

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: scarlet curious menage

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Free-loading Stage

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: hairraiser filthpig genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: hairraiser filthpig genital piercing

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: hairraiser filthpig genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Frum White Rigor

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Prole

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: racy brass cuckold state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: arousing partner

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Passionate public bath haunted graveyard

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: aqua crackhouse

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Prole

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: blathering boyish stain

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: blathering boyish stain

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: wonderful nubile ticket booth

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Galvanic Painfully Honest Parlor

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: wonderful nubile ticket booth

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49331552)