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Rate this 35 y/o female nurse caught having sex w/ 15 y/o stepson

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-v...
Citrine Sneaky Criminal
  05/05/25
What if Islam is right?
multi-colored cuckoldry
  05/05/25
Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualify...
Violet histrionic meetinghouse
  05/05/25
WTF is that disaster on her stomach?
rough-skinned area coldplay fan
  05/05/25
What do you think is going on below it?
habeas penem
  06/22/25
her earholes are disgusting 🤮
Motley charcoal kitchen
  05/05/25
Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.
Black Internal Respiration Market
  05/05/25
She has meth face
Flesh Windowlicker
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I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com...
khaki point elastic band
  05/05/25
“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT&rsqu...
crusty metal range goal in life
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...
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  05/05/25
"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."...
Shaky chestnut volcanic crater
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flirting institution death wish
  05/05/25
you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.
flirting institution death wish
  05/05/25
We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"
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classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she woul...
dead crystalline filthpig
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If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurs...
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Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction ...
dead crystalline filthpig
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Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this
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Poast moniker synergy
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khaki point elastic band
  05/05/25
In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like...
gold impressive box office
  05/05/25
Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP
soul-stirring nudist indirect expression
  05/05/25
Link?
gold impressive box office
  05/05/25
You just edited your post.
soul-stirring nudist indirect expression
  05/05/25
Link?
gold impressive box office
  05/05/25
And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von
soul-stirring nudist indirect expression
  05/05/25
(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)
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Mustard feces ladyboy
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It's a middle name
gold impressive box office
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Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann
gold impressive box office
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lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlo...
titillating pale love of her life
  05/05/25
? this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is je...
soul-stirring nudist indirect expression
  05/05/25
Hey buddy we have one rule here.
Mauve Exciting Haunted Graveyard Codepig
  05/05/25
im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why
titillating pale love of her life
  05/05/25
That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re al...
Mauve Exciting Haunted Graveyard Codepig
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Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant h...
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even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old sti...
Mustard feces ladyboy
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https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis...
Tripping Indian Lodge Kitty
  05/05/25
This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the po...
aromatic opaque theater stage fanboi
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shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh
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180
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jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much &q...
Elite overrated stage
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Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, ...
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DEFINITELY bro
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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Citrine Sneaky Criminal

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-von-yates-revolting-excuse-to-husband-for-having-sex-with-teen-stepson/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904304)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: multi-colored cuckoldry

What if Islam is right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904309)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Violet histrionic meetinghouse

Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualifying tats: https://www.ocala-news.com/wp-content/uploads/placid-social-images/f5aa56a49fbb2d03ae7effa451ac9749.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904347)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: rough-skinned area coldplay fan

WTF is that disaster on her stomach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: habeas penem

What do you think is going on below it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Motley charcoal kitchen

her earholes are disgusting 🤮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904575)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Black Internal Respiration Market

Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904661)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Flesh Windowlicker

She has meth face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905745)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: khaki point elastic band

I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904358)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: crusty metal range goal in life

“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904407)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring nudist indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904597)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Shaky chestnut volcanic crater

"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904651)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: flirting institution death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904665)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: flirting institution death wish

you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904664)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: confused shivering crotch gaming laptop

We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904421)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: dead crystalline filthpig

classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she would’ve been arrested down the line for conspiring to murder her boyfriend’s ex-wife or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904430)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: dashing bbw

If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurses in a warehouse would they ever have sex iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904572)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: dead crystalline filthpig

Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction agreed upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904581)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed salmon university

Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904576)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: gold impressive box office

Poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904590)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: khaki point elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905731)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: gold impressive box office

In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like Feinstein

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/www-facebook-com-alexis-vonrodenstein-103562890.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904582)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring nudist indirect expression

Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904586)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: gold impressive box office

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904588)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring nudist indirect expression

You just edited your post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904591)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: gold impressive box office

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904639)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring nudist indirect expression

And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904593)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: titillating pale love of her life

(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904619)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: gold impressive box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904640)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Mauve Exciting Haunted Graveyard Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904646)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Mustard feces ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905763)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: gold impressive box office

It's a middle name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904638)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: gold impressive box office

Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904644)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: titillating pale love of her life

lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlow pedo jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904615)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring nudist indirect expression

?

this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is jewish. rofl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904622)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Mauve Exciting Haunted Graveyard Codepig

Hey buddy we have one rule here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904649)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: titillating pale love of her life

im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904653)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Mauve Exciting Haunted Graveyard Codepig

That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re all in this together. Just one big community making sure jewish lawyers never face any sort of consequence from their (often pedophilic) criminality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904662)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: fluffy razzle-dazzle dopamine orchestra pit

Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant help but notice this is a near verbatim repeat of a story told by a 15yo teenage boy. All good, teenage boys are known for being honest about these things.

"“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops."

And

"Von Yates then commented on the teen’s ability, [while talking to said teen's dad, within hearing of said teen] giving him a seven out of 10 before saying he “had been around the block.”

#believeallvictims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905634)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Mustard feces ladyboy

even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old still lucky. Dad musta been pissed though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905767)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Tripping Indian Lodge Kitty

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis-von-yates-seen-undated-103588440.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48906157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: aromatic opaque theater stage fanboi

This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the police report lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907035)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: silver parlor

shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907138)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: khaki point elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912805)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: Elite overrated stage

jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much "stepmother/stepson" porn is out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912824)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, but thanks for playing stupid racist gooktard

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2641279&forum_id=2#48732088

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030249)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

DEFINITELY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030266)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033262)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033386)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041049)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49044799)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041282)