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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
aromatic haunting clown
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Talented Copper Cuckoldry
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Disturbing amber sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
fuchsia irradiated casino
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
apoplectic feces ticket booth
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
ultramarine theatre
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
geriatric razzle tank
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Rebellious police squad school cafeteria
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
appetizing dark weed whacker stage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
fear-inspiring candlestick maker
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
exciting ungodly crotch
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
saffron contagious library
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
floppy walnut philosopher-king dysfunction
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Aphrodisiac ocher cruise ship
  06/30/25
cr
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
appetizing dark weed whacker stage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
sexy passionate senate keepsake machete
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
saffron contagious library
  06/30/25
...
magical partner
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
exciting ungodly crotch
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Aphrodisiac ocher cruise ship
  06/30/25
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buck-toothed marvelous orchestra pit round eye
  07/01/25
*bussy
Stimulating brunch
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
ultramarine theatre
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Jade Soggy Area Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
vengeful state water buffalo
  06/30/25
fuck
exciting ungodly crotch
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Jade Soggy Area Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
aromatic haunting clown
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
exciting ungodly crotch
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
sexy passionate senate keepsake machete
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
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Lake Mad Cow Disease
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Bat-shit-crazy silver patrolman
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Bipolar Insanely Creepy Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Slate costumed friendly grandma
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Bipolar Insanely Creepy Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
magical partner
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Bipolar Insanely Creepy Hunting Ground
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
domesticated doobsian ape blood rage
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
sapphire fragrant circlehead deer antler
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Crystalline home selfie
  06/30/25
tcr
magical partner
  07/01/25
just jump
Titillating Hissy Fit
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
...
sienna kitchen
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Sable flatulent hell
  06/30/25
wow
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Red narrow-minded sanctuary
  06/30/25
JFC man
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Rebellious police squad school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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Titillating Hissy Fit
  06/30/25
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exciting ungodly crotch
  06/30/25
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saffron contagious library
  06/30/25
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topaz resort
  06/30/25
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Rusted Ratface
  06/30/25
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sapphire fragrant circlehead deer antler
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Crystalline home selfie
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Bat-shit-crazy silver patrolman
  06/30/25
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Abusive theater
  07/01/25
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buck-toothed marvelous orchestra pit round eye
  07/01/25
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Impressive goal in life parlor
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
bonkers violent headpube gaping
  07/01/25
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Cracking crackhouse
  07/01/25
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Disturbing amber sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
apoplectic feces ticket booth
  06/30/25
bro
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
...
Crystalline home selfie
  06/30/25
lol
magical partner
  07/01/25
...
Maroon Hairraiser Dilemma
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
henna electric gunner
  06/30/25
jfc
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
appetizing dark weed whacker stage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
topaz resort
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Rusted Ratface
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
magical partner
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
henna electric gunner
  07/01/25
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Slate costumed friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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Rusted Ratface
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Cracking crackhouse
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
indecent scarlet mood factory reset button
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
sexy passionate senate keepsake machete
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
exciting ungodly crotch
  06/30/25
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Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  07/01/25
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Bearded lodge
  07/01/25
lol
magical partner
  07/01/25
...
Titillating Hissy Fit
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Rambunctious grizzly dragon
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Primrose Locus
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
multi-colored french hairy legs
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Federal piazza tattoo
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
transparent harsh therapy hospital
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Bearded lodge
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Excitant snowy indian lodge
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
magical partner
  07/01/25
...
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
buck-toothed marvelous orchestra pit round eye
  07/01/25
😟
Unhinged Startled Filthpig Center
  07/01/25
...
Slap-happy tantric turdskin
  07/01/25
holy shit
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Bearded lodge
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Flushed vigorous whorehouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Cracking crackhouse
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
ultramarine theatre
  07/01/25
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Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Cracking crackhouse
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Cracking crackhouse
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Sable flatulent hell
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
ultramarine theatre
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Shivering Cuckold
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
buck-toothed marvelous orchestra pit round eye
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Chartreuse histrionic forum
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  07/06/25
...
Sable flatulent hell
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
brass racy house karate
  07/06/25
...
Rusted Ratface
  07/06/25
lol
magical partner
  07/07/25
wow
Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: aromatic haunting clown

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Talented Copper Cuckoldry

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Disturbing amber sneaky criminal

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: fuchsia irradiated casino

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: apoplectic feces ticket booth

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: ultramarine theatre

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: geriatric razzle tank

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Rebellious police squad school cafeteria

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: appetizing dark weed whacker stage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring candlestick maker

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: exciting ungodly crotch

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: saffron contagious library

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: floppy walnut philosopher-king dysfunction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ocher cruise ship

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: appetizing dark weed whacker stage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sexy passionate senate keepsake machete

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: saffron contagious library

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: magical partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: exciting ungodly crotch

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ocher cruise ship

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: buck-toothed marvelous orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Stimulating brunch

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: ultramarine theatre

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Jade Soggy Area Trump Supporter

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: vengeful state water buffalo

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: exciting ungodly crotch

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Jade Soggy Area Trump Supporter

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: aromatic haunting clown

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exciting ungodly crotch

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sexy passionate senate keepsake machete

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Lake Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy silver patrolman

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Bipolar Insanely Creepy Hunting Ground

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Slate costumed friendly grandma

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bipolar Insanely Creepy Hunting Ground

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: magical partner

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bipolar Insanely Creepy Hunting Ground

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: domesticated doobsian ape blood rage

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: sapphire fragrant circlehead deer antler

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Crystalline home selfie

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: magical partner

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Titillating Hissy Fit

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: sienna kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Sable flatulent hell

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Red narrow-minded sanctuary

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rebellious police squad school cafeteria

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Titillating Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: exciting ungodly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: saffron contagious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: topaz resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Rusted Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: sapphire fragrant circlehead deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Crystalline home selfie

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy silver patrolman

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Abusive theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: buck-toothed marvelous orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Impressive goal in life parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bonkers violent headpube gaping

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cracking crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Disturbing amber sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: apoplectic feces ticket booth

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Crystalline home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: magical partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Maroon Hairraiser Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: henna electric gunner

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: appetizing dark weed whacker stage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: topaz resort

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Rusted Ratface

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: magical partner

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: henna electric gunner

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Slate costumed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Rusted Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Cracking crackhouse

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: indecent scarlet mood factory reset button

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: sexy passionate senate keepsake machete

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: exciting ungodly crotch

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Bearded lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: magical partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Titillating Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Rambunctious grizzly dragon

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Primrose Locus

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: multi-colored french hairy legs

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Federal piazza tattoo

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: transparent harsh therapy hospital

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Bearded lodge

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Excitant snowy indian lodge

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: magical partner

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: buck-toothed marvelous orchestra pit round eye

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Unhinged Startled Filthpig Center

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Slap-happy tantric turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Bearded lodge

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Flushed vigorous whorehouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Cracking crackhouse

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: ultramarine theatre

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Sable flatulent hell

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: ultramarine theatre

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Shivering Cuckold

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: buck-toothed marvelous orchestra pit round eye

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse histrionic forum

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Sable flatulent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: brass racy house karate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Rusted Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: magical partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nudist tanning salon mediation

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)