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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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demanding adulterous new version hospital
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
chest-beating nudist property cuckoldry
  08/28/25
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demanding adulterous new version hospital
  08/28/25
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Misunderstood Marvelous Chapel Prole
  08/28/25
that's it?
motley smoky water buffalo
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
demanding adulterous new version hospital
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
irate spot
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
motley smoky water buffalo
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Boyish turdskin
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Boyish turdskin
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
Contagious plaza
  08/28/25
Happy?
twinkling hall
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Contagious plaza
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Misunderstood Marvelous Chapel Prole
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Misunderstood Marvelous Chapel Prole
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
cracking rose legend
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Emerald codepig private investor
  08/28/25
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mentally impaired exciting tanning salon electric furnace
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Angry dead hominid cruise ship
  08/29/25
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Talented Dysfunction Azn
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Vivacious green faggotry home
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Appetizing point
  08/29/25
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mentally impaired exciting tanning salon electric furnace
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Khaki school cafeteria mood
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Appetizing point
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Boyish turdskin
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
violet sick yarmulke
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Contagious plaza
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Vivacious green faggotry home
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
territorial cheese-eating brethren striped hyena
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
blathering resort masturbator
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Contagious plaza
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Misunderstood Marvelous Chapel Prole
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Appetizing point
  09/01/25
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Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Appetizing point
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Saffron charismatic rehab background story
  09/01/25
Lolololol
twinkling hall
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Contagious plaza
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
gay sticky cuckold
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Contagious plaza
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: demanding adulterous new version hospital



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: chest-beating nudist property cuckoldry

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: demanding adulterous new version hospital



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Misunderstood Marvelous Chapel Prole



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: motley smoky water buffalo

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: demanding adulterous new version hospital

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: irate spot

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: motley smoky water buffalo

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Boyish turdskin

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Boyish turdskin

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Contagious plaza

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: twinkling hall

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Contagious plaza

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood Marvelous Chapel Prole

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood Marvelous Chapel Prole

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: cracking rose legend

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Emerald codepig private investor

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: mentally impaired exciting tanning salon electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Angry dead hominid cruise ship

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Talented Dysfunction Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Vivacious green faggotry home

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Appetizing point

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: mentally impaired exciting tanning salon electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Khaki school cafeteria mood

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Appetizing point

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: violet sick yarmulke

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Contagious plaza

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Vivacious green faggotry home

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: territorial cheese-eating brethren striped hyena

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: blathering resort masturbator

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Contagious plaza

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood Marvelous Chapel Prole

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Appetizing point

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Appetizing point

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic rehab background story

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: twinkling hall

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Contagious plaza

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: gay sticky cuckold

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Contagious plaza

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259608)