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"This your captain La'niqua up here in da flight deck..."

*you look up from your Kindle*
onyx provocative pervert
  12/13/15
Is this a quote from Soul Plane?
Histrionic school
  03/07/18
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Excitant Rigpig Macaca
  12/13/15
*Dis
Wine Church
  12/13/15
"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky.&quo...
Alcoholic spruce crackhouse chad
  12/13/15
*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*
shaky range multi-billionaire
  12/13/15
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Alcoholic spruce crackhouse chad
  12/13/15
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lime sandwich
  08/22/17
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heady persian
  03/07/18
MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!
Soul-stirring Space Boiling Water
  07/11/18
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Spectacular Misunderstood Cumskin Locale
  01/24/17
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vigorous indigo place of business
  03/13/17
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flirting useless home
  08/22/17
To be fair, "...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA...
wonderful nibblets
  12/13/15
(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve t...
confused big lodge
  12/13/15
To be fair, (Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen...
wonderful nibblets
  12/13/15
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insecure site crotch
  12/13/15
lmfao
Wine Church
  03/07/18
and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall...
confused big lodge
  12/13/15
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Well-lubricated shrine ceo
  03/07/18
*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*
shaky range multi-billionaire
  12/13/15
most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane
Odious burgundy nowag
  01/24/17
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azure sweet tailpipe hell
  12/13/15
RIP Trayvon!!
sinister arousing boistinker
  12/13/15
"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuc...
shaky range multi-billionaire
  12/13/15
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Well-lubricated shrine ceo
  08/22/17
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navy electric plaza becky
  12/14/17
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multi-colored gas station digit ratio
  07/11/18
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Emerald cocky shitlib rehab
  07/11/18
"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we app...
onyx provocative pervert
  12/13/15
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navy electric plaza becky
  12/14/17
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onyx provocative pervert
  10/10/16
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onyx provocative pervert
  01/24/17
*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet
sticky aphrodisiac resort
  01/24/17
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Soul-stirring Space Boiling Water
  07/11/18
Great thread. Was underappreciated.
Laughsome Pontificating Community Account
  01/24/17
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onyx provocative pervert
  03/13/17
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Plum Friendly Grandma Headpube
  03/13/17
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navy electric plaza becky
  12/14/17
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Big-titted Background Story Stag Film
  03/07/18
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onyx provocative pervert
  08/22/17
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mind-boggling boltzmann university
  08/22/17
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onyx provocative pervert
  12/14/17
I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slid...
Hideous purple field coldplay fan
  12/14/17
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onyx provocative pervert
  03/07/18
"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my...
Histrionic school
  03/07/18
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onyx provocative pervert
  03/07/18
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onyx provocative pervert
  07/11/18
"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on...
Soul-stirring Space Boiling Water
  07/11/18
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onyx provocative pervert
  10/11/19
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shimmering arrogant native coffee pot
  05/25/25
let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?
bronze temple sex offender
  05/25/25


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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: onyx provocative pervert

*you look up from your Kindle*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29368634)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Histrionic school

Is this a quote from Soul Plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: Excitant Rigpig Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29368637)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Wine Church

*Dis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369285)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic spruce crackhouse chad

"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369295)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: shaky range multi-billionaire

*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369310)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Alcoholic spruce crackhouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369345)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: lime sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34043276)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: heady persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557265)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Space Boiling Water

MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36409270)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Misunderstood Cumskin Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452438)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: vigorous indigo place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32823374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: flirting useless home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34043275)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: wonderful nibblets

To be fair,

"...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA push tha fuckin service buttons after I turn cabin lights out, I swear to GAWWWWD *lip smack*..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369305)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: confused big lodge

(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve the cabin when the plane is in auto-pilot mode)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369322)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: wonderful nibblets

To be fair,

(Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen "Soul Plane")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369332)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: insecure site crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29370379)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Wine Church

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557233)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: confused big lodge

and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall from da deck. weather looks fine just like some of da hunnies who will be serving you once we get up to DAT height man. and to that fine blonde bitch in 4C i wanna holla at u for a min u know whatchiamsayin? i mean just wanna split dat booty, tax dat ass u know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369334)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557230)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: shaky range multi-billionaire

*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369498)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Odious burgundy nowag

most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452288)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: azure sweet tailpipe hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369510)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: sinister arousing boistinker

RIP Trayvon!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29370505)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: shaky range multi-billionaire

"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuckin weave out... YO roll yo window down!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29370513)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Well-lubricated shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34043680)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: navy electric plaza becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922786)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored gas station digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36408845)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Emerald cocky shitlib rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36409229)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: onyx provocative pervert

"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we approachin a pretty bad storm system up ahead. Air control kept saying something about Air France flight. But this plane ain't no Air France flight. Anyway, sit back and chill while I run us through this bad weather. And as always, we know you have options when selecting carriers, and on behalf of everyone in your on-board team I'd like to thank you for flying with us today."

*your hands begin to sweat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29370620)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: navy electric plaza becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922790)



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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: onyx provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#31612470)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: onyx provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452195)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac resort

*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452297)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Space Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36409183)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Pontificating Community Account

Great thread. Was underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452302)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: onyx provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32823335)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Plum Friendly Grandma Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32823354)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: navy electric plaza becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922793)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Big-titted Background Story Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: onyx provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34042866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling boltzmann university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34042868)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: onyx provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922767)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Hideous purple field coldplay fan

I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922779)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: onyx provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557205)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Histrionic school

"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my OG, we lit as fuck, it's on fleek, put cho hands up first class, put cho hands up coach. we luh you coach. dis my first flight, les get it on and poppin. imma turn on dat belt buckle sign yall sit back relax and lets get retarded"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557243)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: onyx provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557260)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: onyx provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36408821)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Space Boiling Water

"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on CPT!

So sit yo ass down, get your drank on and your snack on while we'z floss and fly dis mofo all up in this beeeeatch"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36409205)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: onyx provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#38964762)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: shimmering arrogant native coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#48960064)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:06 AM
Author: bronze temple sex offender

let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#48960068)