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"This your captain La'niqua up here in da flight deck..."

*you look up from your Kindle*
Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  12/13/15
Is this a quote from Soul Plane?
Silver Curious Persian
  03/07/18
...
racy station
  12/13/15
*Dis
Sable pozpig
  12/13/15
"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky.&quo...
crimson heady address
  12/13/15
*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*
Idiotic naked hospital
  12/13/15
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crimson heady address
  12/13/15
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Rambunctious Dysfunction Lettuce
  08/22/17
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duck-like pocket flask boistinker
  03/07/18
MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!
massive galvanic candlestick maker business firm
  07/11/18
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nubile saffron whorehouse
  01/24/17
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Nudist state
  03/13/17
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Henna passionate space
  08/22/17
To be fair, "...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA...
snowy bbw
  12/13/15
(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve t...
tripping brunch
  12/13/15
To be fair, (Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen...
snowy bbw
  12/13/15
...
bronze alcoholic jew
  12/13/15
lmfao
Sable pozpig
  03/07/18
and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall...
tripping brunch
  12/13/15
...
Sick native old irish cottage
  03/07/18
*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*
Idiotic naked hospital
  12/13/15
most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane
Brass hunting ground principal's office
  01/24/17
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nighttime corner
  12/13/15
RIP Trayvon!!
Underhanded field digit ratio
  12/13/15
"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuc...
Idiotic naked hospital
  12/13/15
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Sick native old irish cottage
  08/22/17
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Appetizing reading party house
  12/14/17
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  07/11/18
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Autistic gaping
  07/11/18
"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we app...
Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  12/13/15
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Appetizing reading party house
  12/14/17
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Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  10/10/16
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Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  01/24/17
*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet
milky histrionic library macaca
  01/24/17
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massive galvanic candlestick maker business firm
  07/11/18
Great thread. Was underappreciated.
effete low-t location
  01/24/17
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Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  03/13/17
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maniacal boyish meetinghouse
  03/13/17
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Appetizing reading party house
  12/14/17
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Domesticated Private Investor Gas Station
  03/07/18
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Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  08/22/17
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Awkward cerebral garrison
  08/22/17
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Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  12/14/17
I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slid...
charcoal regret sanctuary
  12/14/17
...
Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  03/07/18
"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my...
Silver Curious Persian
  03/07/18
...
Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  03/07/18
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Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  07/11/18
"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on...
massive galvanic candlestick maker business firm
  07/11/18
...
Adventurous center multi-billionaire
  10/11/19
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400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding
  05/25/25
let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?
UN peacekeeper
  05/25/25


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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire

*you look up from your Kindle*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29368634)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Silver Curious Persian

Is this a quote from Soul Plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: racy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29368637)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Sable pozpig

*Dis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369285)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: crimson heady address

"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369295)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Idiotic naked hospital

*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369310)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: crimson heady address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369345)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Rambunctious Dysfunction Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34043276)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: duck-like pocket flask boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557265)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: massive galvanic candlestick maker business firm

MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36409270)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: nubile saffron whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452438)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Nudist state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32823374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Henna passionate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34043275)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: snowy bbw

To be fair,

"...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA push tha fuckin service buttons after I turn cabin lights out, I swear to GAWWWWD *lip smack*..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369305)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: tripping brunch

(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve the cabin when the plane is in auto-pilot mode)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369322)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: snowy bbw

To be fair,

(Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen "Soul Plane")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369332)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: bronze alcoholic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29370379)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Sable pozpig

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557233)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: tripping brunch

and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall from da deck. weather looks fine just like some of da hunnies who will be serving you once we get up to DAT height man. and to that fine blonde bitch in 4C i wanna holla at u for a min u know whatchiamsayin? i mean just wanna split dat booty, tax dat ass u know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369334)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Sick native old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557230)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Idiotic naked hospital

*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369498)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Brass hunting ground principal's office

most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452288)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: nighttime corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29369510)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Underhanded field digit ratio

RIP Trayvon!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29370505)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Idiotic naked hospital

"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuckin weave out... YO roll yo window down!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29370513)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Sick native old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34043680)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Appetizing reading party house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922786)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: thriller anal piazza milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36408845)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Autistic gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36409229)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire

"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we approachin a pretty bad storm system up ahead. Air control kept saying something about Air France flight. But this plane ain't no Air France flight. Anyway, sit back and chill while I run us through this bad weather. And as always, we know you have options when selecting carriers, and on behalf of everyone in your on-board team I'd like to thank you for flying with us today."

*your hands begin to sweat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#29370620)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Appetizing reading party house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922790)



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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#31612470)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452195)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: milky histrionic library macaca

*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452297)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: massive galvanic candlestick maker business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36409183)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: effete low-t location

Great thread. Was underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32452302)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32823335)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: maniacal boyish meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#32823354)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Appetizing reading party house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922793)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Domesticated Private Investor Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34042866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Awkward cerebral garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34042868)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922767)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: charcoal regret sanctuary

I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#34922779)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557205)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Silver Curious Persian

"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my OG, we lit as fuck, it's on fleek, put cho hands up first class, put cho hands up coach. we luh you coach. dis my first flight, les get it on and poppin. imma turn on dat belt buckle sign yall sit back relax and lets get retarded"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557243)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#35557260)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36408821)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: massive galvanic candlestick maker business firm

"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on CPT!

So sit yo ass down, get your drank on and your snack on while we'z floss and fly dis mofo all up in this beeeeatch"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#36409205)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: Adventurous center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#38964762)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#48960064)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:06 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper

let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2Elisa#48960068)