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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
nudist brilliant kitty cat
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
hilarious foreskin
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
cobalt magical base
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Bat-shit-crazy cocky international law enforcement agency faggotry
  03/26/19
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nudist brilliant kitty cat
  03/26/19
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flickering alcoholic spot
  03/26/19
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Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
big-titted umber jap
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
hilarious foreskin
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Bat-shit-crazy cocky international law enforcement agency faggotry
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib
  03/26/19
180
Salmon Gaped Organic Girlfriend Coldplay Fan
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Lascivious rambunctious menage
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Fighting stage feces
  08/06/19
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cobalt magical base
  03/26/19
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Orchid Parlour
  03/26/19
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black aphrodisiac hall goal in life
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
pink passionate people who are hurt preventive strike
  03/26/19
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Bat-shit-crazy cocky international law enforcement agency faggotry
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
jet sadistic legal warrant trust fund
  03/26/19
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pink passionate people who are hurt preventive strike
  03/26/19
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Charismatic arrogant property
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Excitant doctorate kitchen
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Lascivious rambunctious menage
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
costumed crackhouse
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
jet sadistic legal warrant trust fund
  03/26/19
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costumed crackhouse
  03/26/19
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jet sadistic legal warrant trust fund
  06/18/19
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jet sadistic legal warrant trust fund
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Lascivious rambunctious menage
  03/26/19
cr
costumed crackhouse
  03/26/19
Zoho
Apoplectic Genital Piercing
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
purple spectacular locus
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
kink-friendly potus rehab
  03/26/19
...
Rebellious garrison
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Charismatic arrogant property
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
laughsome meetinghouse hissy fit
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
crimson useless brakes
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
boyish maize twinkling uncleanness
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
laughsome meetinghouse hissy fit
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
pink passionate people who are hurt preventive strike
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Fighting stage feces
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Sienna Mischievous Partner
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Flushed Floppy Ticket Booth Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Locale
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Blathering Primrose Box Office Pocket Flask
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Sienna Mischievous Partner
  08/07/19
...
Flushed Floppy Ticket Booth Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/09/19
...
nudist brilliant kitty cat
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Electric regret point
  06/26/25
forces sales
Topaz judgmental chad
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: nudist brilliant kitty cat

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: hilarious foreskin

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: cobalt magical base

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cocky international law enforcement agency faggotry

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: nudist brilliant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: flickering alcoholic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: big-titted umber jap

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: hilarious foreskin

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cocky international law enforcement agency faggotry

O F S

F

S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Salmon Gaped Organic Girlfriend Coldplay Fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious menage

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Fighting stage feces

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: cobalt magical base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Orchid Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: black aphrodisiac hall goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: pink passionate people who are hurt preventive strike

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cocky international law enforcement agency faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Azure Thriller Sandwich Shitlib

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: jet sadistic legal warrant trust fund

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: pink passionate people who are hurt preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Charismatic arrogant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Excitant doctorate kitchen

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious menage

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: costumed crackhouse

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: jet sadistic legal warrant trust fund

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: costumed crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: jet sadistic legal warrant trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: jet sadistic legal warrant trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Lascivious rambunctious menage

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: costumed crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic Genital Piercing

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: purple spectacular locus

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly potus rehab

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Rebellious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Charismatic arrogant property

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: laughsome meetinghouse hissy fit

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: crimson useless brakes

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: boyish maize twinkling uncleanness

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: laughsome meetinghouse hissy fit

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: pink passionate people who are hurt preventive strike

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Fighting stage feces

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Sienna Mischievous Partner

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Flushed Floppy Ticket Booth Scourge Upon The Earth

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Thirsty Fortuitous Meteor Locale

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Blathering Primrose Box Office Pocket Flask

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Sienna Mischievous Partner

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Flushed Floppy Ticket Booth Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: nudist brilliant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Electric regret point

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Topaz judgmental chad

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051946)