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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Hairless shrine coffee pot
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
greedy sienna karate
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
mauve spectacular codepig locus
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Passionate big-titted roommate crackhouse
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Aphrodisiac translucent halford
  03/26/19
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Hairless shrine coffee pot
  03/26/19
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Bearded rebellious center volcanic crater
  03/26/19
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mauve spectacular codepig locus
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Sexy chartreuse corner useless brakes
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
mauve spectacular codepig locus
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
greedy sienna karate
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Aphrodisiac translucent halford
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
mauve spectacular codepig locus
  03/26/19
180
Salmon drunken tanning salon
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
mauve spectacular codepig locus
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Rambunctious Police Squad Spot
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Red chest-beating parlour
  08/06/19
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Passionate big-titted roommate crackhouse
  03/26/19
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Brilliant range
  03/26/19
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Aromatic blue whorehouse tank
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Khaki idiotic locale skinny woman
  03/26/19
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Aphrodisiac translucent halford
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
mauve spectacular codepig locus
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
Soul-stirring site really tough guy
  03/26/19
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Khaki idiotic locale skinny woman
  03/26/19
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odious parlor death wish
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Beta Plaza Marketing Idea
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Rambunctious Police Squad Spot
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Fuchsia motley field
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
Soul-stirring site really tough guy
  03/26/19
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Fuchsia motley field
  03/26/19
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Soul-stirring site really tough guy
  06/18/19
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Soul-stirring site really tough guy
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Rambunctious Police Squad Spot
  03/26/19
cr
Fuchsia motley field
  03/26/19
Zoho
elite emerald area boistinker
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Lascivious coral patrolman travel guidebook
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
black wonderful forum legend
  03/26/19
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Grizzly multi-colored rehab
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
odious parlor death wish
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
chestnut razzle-dazzle half-breed dingle berry
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Electric theatre
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Irradiated lettuce
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
chestnut razzle-dazzle half-breed dingle berry
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Khaki idiotic locale skinny woman
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Red chest-beating parlour
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
jet-lagged school
  08/07/19
Boom might now
hateful maroon hunting ground
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
burgundy water buffalo filthpig
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
nubile irate state
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
jet-lagged school
  08/07/19
...
hateful maroon hunting ground
  11/09/19
...
Hairless shrine coffee pot
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Aggressive cowardly address
  06/26/25
forces sales
Provocative Violent Background Story
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Hairless shrine coffee pot

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: greedy sienna karate

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: mauve spectacular codepig locus

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Passionate big-titted roommate crackhouse

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac translucent halford

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Hairless shrine coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Bearded rebellious center volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: mauve spectacular codepig locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Sexy chartreuse corner useless brakes

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: mauve spectacular codepig locus

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: greedy sienna karate

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac translucent halford

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: mauve spectacular codepig locus

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Salmon drunken tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: mauve spectacular codepig locus

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious Police Squad Spot

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Red chest-beating parlour

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Passionate big-titted roommate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Brilliant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Aromatic blue whorehouse tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Khaki idiotic locale skinny woman

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac translucent halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: mauve spectacular codepig locus

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring site really tough guy

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Khaki idiotic locale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: odious parlor death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Beta Plaza Marketing Idea

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious Police Squad Spot

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia motley field

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring site really tough guy

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia motley field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring site really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring site really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious Police Squad Spot

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia motley field

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: elite emerald area boistinker

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Lascivious coral patrolman travel guidebook

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: black wonderful forum legend

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Grizzly multi-colored rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: odious parlor death wish

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle half-breed dingle berry

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Electric theatre

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Irradiated lettuce

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle half-breed dingle berry

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Khaki idiotic locale skinny woman

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Red chest-beating parlour

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: jet-lagged school

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: hateful maroon hunting ground

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: burgundy water buffalo filthpig

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: nubile irate state

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: jet-lagged school

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: hateful maroon hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Hairless shrine coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Aggressive cowardly address

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Provocative Violent Background Story

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051946)