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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Lake Duck-like Goyim
  06/30/25
100%
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Lake Duck-like Goyim
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
magical striped hyena
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
cr
Cowardly scarlet fanboi plaza
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
lime diverse mental disorder
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Sable coldplay fan
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
navy frum university
  06/30/25
...
Sable coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
silver piazza pistol
  06/30/25
?
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
LMAO
Cowardly scarlet fanboi plaza
  06/30/25
🧐
seedy mad cow disease
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Mint crotch dysfunction
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
dashing orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
link?
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Mint crotch dysfunction
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Cowardly scarlet fanboi plaza
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
vermilion overrated legend
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
infuriating church marketing idea
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
infuriating church marketing idea
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
infuriating church marketing idea
  06/30/25
yes
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
infuriating church marketing idea
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Hilarious rehab police squad
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
vermilion overrated legend
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
navy frum university
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
navy frum university
  06/30/25
B46*
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
navy frum university
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Effete office
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
navy frum university
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Effete office
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Effete office
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Hilarious rehab police squad
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
vermilion overrated legend
  06/30/25
tcr
Lake Duck-like Goyim
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Sable coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Lake Duck-like Goyim
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
bronze wild range
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
navy frum university
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
seedy mad cow disease
  06/30/25
😏
vermilion overrated legend
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Lake Duck-like Goyim
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Yapping Mischievous Son Of Senegal Double Fault
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Lake Duck-like Goyim

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Lake Duck-like Goyim

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: magical striped hyena

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Cowardly scarlet fanboi plaza

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: lime diverse mental disorder

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Sable coldplay fan

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: navy frum university

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Sable coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: silver piazza pistol

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Cowardly scarlet fanboi plaza

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: seedy mad cow disease

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Mint crotch dysfunction

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: dashing orchestra pit international law enforcement agency

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Mint crotch dysfunction

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Cowardly scarlet fanboi plaza

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: vermilion overrated legend

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: infuriating church marketing idea

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: infuriating church marketing idea

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: infuriating church marketing idea

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: infuriating church marketing idea

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: vermilion overrated legend

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: navy frum university

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: navy frum university

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: navy frum university

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Effete office

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: navy frum university

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Effete office

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Effete office

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab police squad

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: vermilion overrated legend

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Lake Duck-like Goyim

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Sable coldplay fan

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Lake Duck-like Goyim

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bronze wild range

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: navy frum university

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: seedy mad cow disease

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: vermilion overrated legend

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Lake Duck-like Goyim

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Yapping Mischievous Son Of Senegal Double Fault

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061936)